"Belief is the lowest degree of knowledge"
"From never having functioned to sometimes working is a great improvement"
"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast."
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
"Det är illa nog att världsekonomin har flugit med en motor, det kommer att bli mycket värre om den landar på ett hjul."
"Cognac, is for people who can't pronounce the various names of Scotch."
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
"The future is right now."
"Spotlight only burns if you are thin-skinned."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I don't want your pity, I want your abscence."
"Det man emotsätter sig, vidmakthåller man."
"Dyra lösningar på alla sorters problem är ofta signerade av medelmåttor."
"Den viktigaste egenskapen hos högtalare är att de inte skall lägga sig i"
"Hä gå int´förklar för dom som int´begrip"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."