Krazy Kwotes
"Adventures in Insanity"

Updated every week
(NOTE: These Kwotes are not made up. People actually said these.)

"I got two words for you, 'Wolfpac in the house!!'"
- Adam Watkins

"I'm gonna be a cop some day!"
- Adam Armstrong, not knowing they don't let KKKs and Nazis be cops

Let's go to the computer lab!"
- Shane Shahan

"He, he, funny! Duh... uh..."
- Angie Hoekstra

"Bah!"
- Joe Erickson

"AIRBALL!"
- Phil Zemidas

"I like gravy!"
- Donald Loncki

"I owe you a dollar."
- Brad Burklund

"Let me tell you what!"
- Steve Courtade

"I'm cookin' steak and eggs!"
- Matt Brock

"Son of Bardok!"
- David .H.

"Time to get on the HOOOOOO train!"
- Matt Weisman

"Look what happened to Dan!"
- Adam DeKorne

"I'm a lover, not a fighter!"
- Dan DeRivera

"Nobody's ever gonna find out!"
- Bill Clinton

"Ouch!"
- Beth Powell trying to kick someone

"Ken GRIFFEY!!!"
- David .H.

"Whoooo!!"
- Adam Watkins

"Detention!!!"
- Malboef

"Dun dun DUN!!!"
- Adam DeKorne

"No, I don't have your dollar!"
- Brad Burklund

"What's with all these lower-class people?"
- Levi Gardner

"Do you have any gum?"
- Angie Hoekstra

"Hey, my bag's stuck in the tree!"
- Jake

"Stop or I'll kick you!"
- Corey Svoboda

"Gimme some rocks, there's a car right there!"
- Chris Gentz

"Pimpin' aint easy!"
- Chris Telder

"Use your wise timely!"
- Mrs. VanDusen

"Can't this bus go any faster? Baywatch is on in 10 minutes!"
- Jake

"CRAZY!"
- Dan Hatchew

"Grrr!!"
- Lee Draper

"We want to live in peace!"
- Utopian Hippies

"Safe, Caring, and Orderly!"
- Malboef

"Think you're all that, don't ya!?"
- Dan Hatchew

"BE QUIET PEOPLE!!!!!!"
- Erin Reynolds, not too bright

"Or what not!"
- Steve Courtade

"I am Viagra-man!"
- Brandon Houston

"He's a little bit crazy!"
- David .H.

"I'm not cool? Nobody's ever said that to me before!"
- Adam Armstrong being surprised

"Pimpin's a Magnificant Obsession!"
- Matt Brock

"POWERPUFF GIRLS!"
- Adam Watkins

"Hey, I'm the leader!"
- Dan Hatchew

"Flop, flop, floppy disk!"
- Unknown summer school student

"Uhhh..."
- Dan Hatchew, trying to think

"Hey, that's MY basketball!"
- Jason Brunsting taking charge of the situation

"I'll be right back, after these messages!"
- Mark Saganski

"Hey, you cheated!"
- Dan DeRivera

"Happy little birthday, Undertaker!!"
- Adam Watkins

"Superfreak!"
- David .H.

"Hey, I'm popping a blood vessel out of my skin!"
- Adam DeKorne

"WAAAAAAAH!"
- Dan Bremer

"I'm a C.I.A. agent!"
- Ken Sokolowski

"I'm in the Polish Mafia!"
- Matt Brock

"We suck!"
- Dan Hatchew

"PIKACHU!"
- Pikachu

"I'm a Nazi!"
- Shawn Simpson

"Mashed potatoes and gravy!"
- Adam Watkins

"I killed Brock-Chimp!"
- Matt Brock

"If it's oral, it's not immoral."
- Uknown 8th Grader

"Jeff Gordon's on FIRE!"
- Mr. Groh

"I'm a super-genius!"
- Ken Sokolowski

"Drugs are bad!"
- David .H.

"Macho Man stupid!"
- Adam Watkins

"Wolfcrap in the house!"
- Shane Shahan

"Get off your faces! Recoome, Master of Doom!"
- Recoome

"YES!"
- Phil Zemidas

"VROOOOM!! I'm an airplane! Wheeee!!!
- Jason Brunsting pretending to be an airplane

"His name's Matt Marijuana!"
- Chris Telder

"What are you guys talking about?"
- Beth Powell

"A part of me is luaghing right now, the part that hates life!"
- Crow T. Robot

"Nice shot, kid!"
- Brian Kunna

"What you talkin' about, Willis?"
- David .H.

"I'm SUPERMAN!"
- Mr. Washburn on crack

"We are the Knights who Say 'Ni!'"
- The Knights who Say "Ni"

"I dreamed I was dying and everybody was luaghing at me!"
- Angie Hoekstra

"Be quiet, I'm trying to watch Channel One!"
- Shane Shahan

"You wanna piece of Sting?"
- Adam Watkins

"Thank very much!"
- Elvis Guy to Chris Telder

"Pass the ball!"
- Brian Kunna

"I'm gonna spear 'im!"
- Shane Shahan

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Joe Erickson

"Two points for meeeeee!"
- Kenny Hyde in a f***ed up voice after making a three-pointer

"What did I ever do to YOU!?"
- Beth Powell

"I HATE Sable!"
- Adam DeKorne

"Hey hippie, why do smoke so much crack?"
- David .H.

"Ah, why don't you go to a Greatful Dead concert?"
- Jimbo

"Did you just flip me off!?"
- Mr. Mackey

"Hey, who wants to fight me?"
- Kenny Hyde

"That's SECOND CLASS janitor, and don't you forget it!"
- Roger Wilco

We're Sophomores, and we're just a little bit smarter!"
- Jabroni Sophomores

"I love to watch soap operas!"
- Recoome

"I thought your CD player had a radio in it!"
- Shane Shahan while listening to a 98 Degrees CD

"It is a difficult time for me and my family. Boo hoo!"
- Dan Bremer

"You're starting to piss me off!"
- Brian Kunna

"Drugs take you to a magical place called Sparta, Michigan."
- Chris Telder

"I'm just rockin'!!"
- Brandon Houston

"I used to be short!"
- Adam Armstrong, still short

"You just better SHUT UP!"
- Adam Watkins

"Somebody was stinking up the bathroom!"
- Adam DeKorne, scarred for life

"Gillberg!"
- Chris Telder describing Adam Armstrong

"I can pick up olives with my @$$."
- The Almighty Craig Kilborn

"Lick the stamp and seal the envelope!"
- Adam Watkins

"I KNEW I should have joined the Ginyu fitness club last year, but NO, I had to go on that stupid chilibuger diet!"
- Guldo

- Jeice: "We'll fight with flair!"
- Captain Ginyu: "Shut up."

- Stewie's mom: "Why don't you play with your toys?"
- Stewie: "Why don't you burn in hell!?"

"That's Euro-funny!"
- David .H.

- David .H.: "Hey, Brock, say something!"
- Matt Brock: "No."

- Crow T. Robot: "Yeah, Mike! You're gonna get it now! I'm going to pour beer all over your most valued possesion! Say, Mike, what IS your most valued possesion?"
- Mike Nelson: "Well, that would have to be my Octoberfest beer mug!"
- Crow T. Robot: "A little help here, Mike... There! Ha, look at that! Man you sure getting it now!"
- Mike Nelson: "Yeah, I sure am! Thanks, Crow!" Well, I'm just going take this now."
- Crow T. Robot: "Hmm, that work out as well as I thought..."
- Mike Nelson: "You know, I also value Tom Servo very much also!"
- Tom Servo: "Thanks Mike... HEY!"

"I am working hard!"
- Dan Hatchew

"We had to kill a dogfish with 12-gauge!"
- Matt Brock

"Funny?"
- Donald Loncki searching for humor

"Chicken daddy!"
- Adam Watkins

"Brock Coustau!"
- Matt Brock naming a famous sea explorer

"Crackhead!"
- David .H.

"This is very dumb!"
- Beth Powell on crack

"I'm failing!"
- Andrea Sedlecki getting a 90%

"I have to talk to King John!"
- Adam DeKorne going to the can

"I am Bond, James Bond!"
- Phil Zemidas

"I do NOT have herpes!"
- Beth Powell on more crack

"OH YEAH BABY!!!"
- Brad Burklund looking at some guy

"Looks like a pop fly into the endzone!"
- Dexter watching golf

"They're lowerclassmen!"
- Casey Baluise as a sucky hall monitor

"You're not getting any of my cream!"
- Beth Powell on even more crack

"SON OF A --!!"
- Kenny Hyde realizing he sucks at basketball

"Hey, BONE DADDY!"
- Adam Watkins

"D*mn you, Barbera Streisand! Curse your black heart!"
- Cartman

"F.U.I., Fighting Under the Influence!"
- David .H. creating a wrestling orginization

"We should be those guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
- Levi Gardner, not worthy of Mystery Science Theater 3000

"I like fruit! Fruit is good!"
- The Observer

"Pimp I am! Easy it is!"
- Chris Telder imitating Pimpin' Yoda

"You're gonna be sorry for this!"
- Jason Beischel, being sorry for it

"Hey, he's burning in hell!"
- Chris Telder, looking at a burning monk

(Fart) "I did it again!"
- Donald Loncki

"Hiccup! Get a beer! I'm a cop, respect my authori-TAH!"
- Chris Telder, imitating a drunk Adam Armstrong

- David .H.(imitating Brian Kunna): "Who took my bologna sandwich?
- Brian Kunna: "Shut the hell up!"

"Boo!"
- Brandon Houston

"What, duh??"
- Angie Hoekstra

"You better have some respect!"
- Dan DeRivera to a bunch o' fun lovin' kids at the Senior Assembly. . . heh heh. . .

"Hey, I done been a retard for six years!"
- Jason Brunsting imitating Tom Willard

- Chris Telder to Brandon Houston: "Get outta here, redneck!"
- Brian Kunna on LSD: "I can't believe you let him call you a redneck! If he called me redneck, I'd through him through the wall with his own dead body!"
- Chris Telder: "What the hell--"
- David .H.: "That's going in Krazy Kwotes!"

"I hate that pink little bastard!"
- Recoome

"Stop that fiend! Apprehend that criminal!"
- Adam Watkins

"Get lost, sh*tty planet!"
-Vegeta, before blowing up a planet

"He's a $#@%&* prick!"
- Adam DeKorne, speaking highly of Brian Farlow

"Tee hee, Sophomores rule!"
- Kendra Kober. . . say what?

"Clay figures, go home!"
- Tom Servo to Gumby

"The Daily Show, more stars than the L.A. County Jail!"
- The Almighty Craig Kilborn

"You got the mad skills, baby!"
- Brian Kunna

"His hamster's losing power!"
- Shane Shahan, about Ken Hyde's hamster hair