Quote Of The Day

Here are all the qoutes I like. I've marked whose said each quote next to it. I will try and update as much as possible.

Quote of the Day for June 9, 2000AD

"I just got kneed in the crotch, *moan*" -NICK

Archives

6-7-00:"Motivation may make you fly high like a duck, but moles don't get shot" -PATRICK

4-25-00:"If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path" -NICK

2-28-00:"A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes" -CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE

2-28-00:"Your ability to believe has created an upcoming dream-come-true" -CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE

12-9-99:"There's a thin line between sanity and insanity, I choose to take naps on that line" -ME

12-9-99:"Kill 'em all and let God sort'em out... and pity the Atheists!!" -ME

10-25-99:"I put the FU in FUN!" -NICK

8-11-99:"You show your true face to those who really matter" -CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE

4-25-99:"It's damn satisfying to finish what you start" -ME

4-17-99:"I ain't no stupudy!!" -JAKE

4-4-99:"God vs. Science, who would win? Neither, they both turn on humans and release nuclear locust, killing all" -ME

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