TEAM EQUIPMENT LIST
Q. Why are men like popcorn? A. They satisfy you, but only for awhile. A.
Q. Why are women like blenders? A. You need one, but you really don't know why. A.
Q. Why is beer better than sex? A. A beer is always wet. A. Beer never has a headache. A. Cold beer is great. A. Beer stains wash out. A. You can enjoy a beer all night long. A. When a beer goes flat, you can throw it out. A. Beer labels come off without a fight. A. You can always go to the bar and pick up a beer. A. A beer always tastes good. A. If you pour a beer right, your will always get good head. A. You can share a beer with your friends. A. A beer will wait in your car while you go and play softball. A. A beer doesn't criticize you. A. You can enjoy a cold beer. A. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. A. You can have a beer in public. A. Hangovers go away. A. If you change beers, you dont have to pay alimony A.
Q. Why is softball better than sex? A. You don't mind if your parents come to watch. A. If your bat wears out, you can get another one. A. Playing the wrong team won't get you shot. A. Bragging about your scratches won't get you in the dog house. A. You can play three, maybe four games a day. A. You don't have to take the other team to dinner to get a game. A. You get to play with karen. A. The other team doesn't throw up in your bed. A. You can play whenever you want to and for as long as you want. A. You don't have to shave before a game. A. No one complains about the size of your bat. A. Softball has innings and no periods. A. You can sit on the pine and not be in the dog house. A. You get to hit other peoples balls and they don't care how it feels. A. If you forget who you are playing, their name is on their shirt. A.
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