BEERHUNTERS SOFTBALL

 
      Q. Why are men like popcorn? 
      A. They satisfy you, but only for 
         awhile. 
      A.
      

      Q. Why are women like blenders? 
      A. You need one, but you really don't 
         know why. 
      A.
      

      Q. Why is beer better than sex? 
      A. A beer is always wet.
      A. Beer never has a headache.
      A. Cold beer is great.
      A. Beer stains wash out.
      A. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
      A. When a beer goes flat, you can throw
         it out.
      A. Beer labels come off without a fight.
      A. You can always go to the bar and pick
         up a beer.
      A. A beer always tastes good.
      A. If you pour a beer right, your will
         always get good head.
      A. You can share a beer with your 
         friends.
      A. A beer will wait in your car while 
         you go and play softball.
      A. A beer doesn't criticize you.
      A. You can enjoy a cold beer. 
      A. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
      A. You can have a beer in public.
      A. Hangovers go away.
      A. If you change beers, you dont have to pay alimony
      A. 
      

      Q. Why is softball better than sex?
      A. You don't mind if your parents come
         to watch.
      A. If your bat wears out, you can get
         another one.
      A. Playing the wrong team won't get you
         shot.
      A. Bragging about your scratches won't
         get you in the dog house.
      A. You can play three, maybe four games
         a day.
      A. You don't have to take the other team
         to dinner to get a game. 
      A. You get to play with karen.
      A. The other team doesn't throw up in 
         your bed.
      A. You can play whenever you want to and
         for as long as you want.
      A. You don't have to shave before a 
         game.
      A. No one complains about the size of 
         your bat.
      A. Softball has innings and no periods.
      A. You can sit on the pine and not be in
         the dog house.
      A. You get to hit other peoples balls 
         and they don't care how it feels.
      A. If you forget who you are playing, their 
         name is on their shirt.
      A.