Stan
Stan is the so called
main character. He's the school Quarterback and he owns a gay dog
named Sparky. Stan has had other things done to him such as having
a genetic clone of him that sorta was a mutant.
Kyle
Kyle is Jewish and also
has a small baby brother named Ike. The famous thing of Kyle is his
magical encounter of Mr. Hanky, which then made him go insane. Don't
piss Kyle off, because his response can be somewhat animated!
Cartman
Cartman is fat but he
always says he is big boned. Cartman has a craving for cheesy
poofs and has had certain situations with weight gainer and a alien anal
probe. Cartman is also known for the famous impersonation of Scuzzlebutt.
Kenny
How can you not like
Kenny? You can never understand what he sais and he always dies in
South Park. Though for those that didn't know Kenny is very vulgar
even though viewers can not understand him. How many different ways
can we kill Kenny? The number gets bigger everyday.
Chef
Chef is a pimp with a hat. The
kids always talk to him, he gives advice, and is good at macking on women.
I didn't write the book I just know the story. It's ok to be jealous.
Hubajoobe!
