"Alcohol is one of mankind's greatest enemies, but the Bible tells us to love our enemies."
"Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty."
"I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I'm perfect."
"Love thine enemies.....it really pisses them off!"
"If you can smile when things go wrong, then you must have somebody in
mind to blame.
There will be more in the future! LOL