kid jokes

Welcome to the kid joke page. I laugh at kid jokes so hard sometimes. Plus I always have a handful of them to tell people when silence befalls us. I get most of my kid jokes from "Kid Joke Friday" on my local rock station, 104.9 The Wolf . The newer ones come from my neighbour, Paige. For laughs, read on.


What is The Lone Ranger's first name?

* The *


Where does a monster go when he looses a hand?

* The second-hand store *


Why did old MacDonald get divorced?

* He had a chick chick here and a chick chick there *


Why cant you play cards on a boat?

* Because someone's always sitting on the deck *


Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

* Where ever you left it *


Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

* Because he's a party pooper! *


What do you call a sleeping bull?

* A bulldozer *


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

* Because he had no guts! *


How do you tease fruit?

* "Banana nana na na!" *


If you go into the bathroom Canadian and you come out Canadian, then what are you in the bathroom?

* European *


Where do hamburgers and hotdogs go to dance?

* To a Meat Ball *


What's a Zebra?

* 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra *


What kind of poop sounds like a bell?

* Dung *


What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

* Pick it! (picket) *


What did the cat say when he burnt his tail?

* This is the end of me! *


What's the difference between an elephant and a cookie?

* Have you ever tried to dunk an elephant in a glass of milk? *


Why does a bride wear white at her wedding?

* So the dish washer can match the fridge and stove. *


What do you find in a clean nose?

* fingerprints *


What's a chicken's worst day?

* fry-day *


What do you do if an elephant swallows you?

* run around and around until you get all pooped out *


What do you call a grizzly bear with gum stuck in his fur?

* a gummi bear *


How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?

* you use a rear de-frogger *


What's invisible and smells like carrots?

* bunny farts *


What is the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits your window?

* his butt *


Note to Joke Readers: I pretty much always listen to "Kid Joke Friday" so I'll try to add the best jokes the weekend that I get them. So don't forget to come back or sign up on the form page and become a regular.