For those of you who have been here before, you know the kind of crazy shi-ate we got goin' on up in here. I'm gonna try to update this page once a week. If you visit this page and it doesn't look different, click on reload. If it still looks the same, it hasn't been updated. To be sure check the updated date after you hit reload. The updated date is the big flashing orange date located at the bottom, or near the bottom 3/4 whatever, of the page.

I cut you in, come on let's go for a fall
I cut you in, and you ain't leavin' at all
I cut you in, don't let it go to your head
I cut you in, part-time friend

If you're a virgin to the Wonderful World of Ellis Dee, don't be ashamed. We all gotta start somewhere. Better late than never. Feel free to browse around and check out all of the Chiily Ass Sites. Hey! that's what they're there for. Click on the links that have an Ellis Dee Head beside them and you will be allowed to travel even farther into the Wonderful World.

Please email comments and suggestions to lonepalm27@hotmail.com . AND DO NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE WITHOUT SIGNING THE GUESTBOOK!!!

Ellis has been also been signing up to volunteer at various school functions and to donate money for others under the alias of Bob Jones. When the officials call "Bob" about his signing up, he acts like a smart ass with the people and tells them that he can do to help and what time he will show up. Of course, "Bob" never shows. I think there's a group of people waiting for their ride to the 5k run. Oh, well.

• (The) Bleeding Heart(s)
• Psycobabble
• (The) Tortured Soul(s)
• Sacred Cow
• Big Dick and the Testicles

The name chosen was Catapult... Ellis was voted down. But, anyway, here is the current line-up, complete with what each member plays:
Ellis Dee: lead vocals, songwriter, chicks
Jeff: bass, dildo, Brad, Jeff
John: electric guitar... or so he says
Brad: homeboy is crazy on the drums, also seconds as an instrument for Jeff

Ellis' plan is to create a huge scene in the middle of their first or second performance and go off on everyone before he leaves the stage and the band.

Fuck my enemies, fuck my foes
Damn these hoes, your steppin' on my toes
Back up off me, take your hands off me
Give me room to breathe
I'm not hearin' it, I'm not fearin' it
I'm up to my ears in it... bullshit!

This page is far from finshed, as I would like to add a page of pictures. The pics will be off Ellis and his friends, if you would like your picture included, send it to ellisdee27@hotmail.com and I will try to find out how to get it up... the pic that is... onto my webpage. :) I would also like to add a page of Ellis Dee's lyrics. This will include lyrics to some of the songs that Ellis has written. I should also be updating the "Chilly Ass Links" as well, seeing as how some no longer exist and some I just don't give a damn about anymore and there are some I wanna add. This should be completed by the end of next week, as I will be in South Carolina, on Johns Island in Charleston, from Fri 3 Oct 98 through 6 Oct 98. There will also be a "Who is Ellis Dee?" page. I would also like to add some other shit, but I have no idea what. But you can bet your sweet ass they're gonna be cool.

Well, I don't dare close my eyes and I don't dare wink
Maybe in the next life I'll be able to hear myself think
Feel I'm talking to somebody but I just don't know who
Well, I try to get closer but I'm still a million miles from you
A TV Guide, a TV Guide
Great God Almighty it's a TV Guide

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"Ode to Erskine"
Yo, yo, yo have y'all heard the word
Erskine is full of queers and nerds
It ain't right when guys is shakin' yo hands with a hard on
Shitty town ain't got nothin' but 2 gas stations and a tanning salon
And even when the years have passed and been swept away like broken glass
The fight song of this homeboy's class will be Erskine, suck my ass.

Ellis Dee

Updated Date Down Here
Last updated: 1 Oct 98

My Sweetheart

Now she's the kind a woman keep you comin' back for mo'
Got the kind of face you swear you seen someplace befo'
Well, it coulda' been yo' mamma, coulda' been a Mexican hoe
She's the devil I know
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Some Chilly Ass Sites

Page2- Sex, shit, religion, Ellis Dee, and other stuff that doesn't always make sense.
1) Get wasted away again in MARGARITAVILLE with Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band
2) Chattin in da Cafe
3) Son of a Son of a Web Page
4) Muppets Kick Ass
5)Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia
6) Puppies on Prozac - Happy Puppy
7) DAC Home Page (to get the low down on DAC's X-rated CD click on Merchandise)

10) Journey's- The place to be if you wanna dress like a Gangsta Pimp Daddy, G!

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