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Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play,
And suck right through the night,

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money

Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin

Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.

Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick...

Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: You can suck my dick!

[Laughter]