March

Hey diary. Jane and Alex are having their wedding soon. I've been planning it - it's basically all set, just have to make sure that there aren't any problems. They still have to go over everthing though. Yeah, and I'm doing the ceremony as well. Damn, I just keep on piling up the rabbit, don't I! Oh, and Psymon got his place - some sort of incentive to keep him rabbiting where he is: he is supposedly horrorshow at his rabbit. Meh. He's horrorshow at other things too!
Psymon misses Ellis. He hasn't viddied his son in quite some raz. Heck, I miss Ellis, and I just viddied him! Yeah, anyway, and I cured Alex and Jane. Alex was a tad harder, but meh. It worked out eh?

Toodles!
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Zoey

It's so early - I think I should go to sleep now diary. Psymon want's pol and I'm happy to give him the horrorshow sodding he wants so badly. I'm so baddiwad! *Smecks*

Well, he gave me a horrorshow sodding (real grahzny in-out in-out O my brothers), then I finally got some spatchka. We woke up at a reasonable raz, then we finally viddied Ellis. Psymon was so happy to viddy him! We ittied off to a park and spent the day there, Ellis never leaving his Daddy, and forcing him to play with him. Ellis really likes slides and Psymon had to stand at the base of the slide for quite some raz until Ellis (eventually) got bored and wanted to build a sandcastle with Daddy. That went on for awhile. I just sat on my sharries and chain smoked my cancers, watching them. Then we goolied back to Alex's domy and watched TV. I guess Psymon will be ittying back home after the wedding. I wanna itty too, but I also wanna stay with Alex and Jane. Oh well. Guess I could live with Psymon during their honeymoon or something.

Toodles!
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Zoey

DIE ST PATRICKS DAY, DIE! People don't even pony what driving out the snakes represents! It represents getting rid of the pagans! Bratchneys!

Well, I didn't bother writting anything yesterday, but here is what happened: my pee was at Psymon's getting Ellis' bedroom ready. Seems like Ellis is going to be living with his Dada from now on. Fine with me.

There was a bit of a bitva last nochy as well. Me and my droogs were at the Korova, when suddenly I get this missive that there is a new shaika causing problems for all of my droogies and their shaikas. So I went out and found these bratchneys. They had just finished real savage in-out in-out on some malenky devotchkas (I always skazated that they had to sod malenky devotchkas because real cheenas didn't feel tight enough for their malenky pan-handles). The ptitsa's fled and off came my oozy; out came my britva. My moodges had their weapons and gladly began beating the gloopy malchicks. You should have viddied the krovvy - real horrorshow beautiful, O my brothers. We left the malchicks groaning on the street - I think there were five of them - and we returned to the Korova. Had more molokos, then returned home. Psymon got hurt a bit in the bitva - his cheek got cut by a nozh - so I had to baby him for a bit. Once he got bored with that, he pushed me down on our bed and proceeded to sod my mozgs out. Oh diary, he is so HORRORSHOW!

Toodles!
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Zoey

Hey diary, not much to govoreet about eh? Well, today is the first day of spring, so blessings of the season upon us eh? Especially upon Alex and Jane, for he has his malenky baba in her womb. He's still a malchickie himself, but then again, us nadsats grow up fast - after all, I was a cheena at 17, and he is nearly 17.
Alex is gonna be viddying Ellis soon. I think that he is a bit nervious about it: he wants a son, but thinks that he isn't getting odin. I think he is a malenky bit jealous too. But that doesnt matter. He is a veck after all. They are strange (the proof is in Psymon).
Well, the wedding is very soon and that's all I really have to skazat. Psymon's been giving me real horrorshow in-out in-out lately (I was actually laying in shock last nochy and could have gone for more if it werent for my exhaustion) and so that's horrorshow eh. And the blessings of the Goddess are with us as it is spring and she is reborn in the earth. But it snowed today! Bloody hell! When are we supposed to get the nice weather?
Ah well. Jeezney is horrorshow.

Toodles!
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Zoey

Nothing much happened today. However, yesterday was kinda fun. Well, last nochy, that is. Psymon, my droogs and I were at the Korova, sippiesipping our moloko plus', when this bitch started skazating cal. Naturally, I got into the bitva and we began creeching insults at one another. I got fed up and fisted her. She was horrorshow surprised, O my brothers. So she fistied me back, but I got out of the way real skorry like and pulled out my cut-throat britva from my boot. I lunged at her and razrezed her real horrorshow. O my brothers, you should have viddied the red red krovvy flow. Psymon broke up the bitva by threatening her and she slunk off. Then we went back to his domy, where Alex had been watching Ellis (our droogs had parted ways before then) and we went to his room to zasnoot. But we had pol first. Again, and I dont know how many razes I will skazat this, but he is so horrorshow.

Toodles!
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Zoey

Well, the wedding was today. Damn, it was long, and I even cut down on the rituals! I didn't do the opening ritual (I just did a private, shortened version, because consecration and inviting the Gods' are important . . .) and there was no great rite at the end. That doesn't really matter though, because I'm sure that Jane and Alex will do their own version on their honeymoon . . . heh heh heh . . .
Yeah, and well, I guess I had better skazat this: Dim, Pete and Billyboy showed up. I got into a bitva with them and oobivatted Dim. I was then lovetted, but after an hour or so my pee sprug me by giving the millicents a million to split between the five of them. Bribes. What horrorshow veshches, my brothers! Oh, and all this cal is about the stuff that happened BEFORE the bitva, but I wrote it at Psymon's, after I was let out of the Staja.
It was real horrorshow though, O my brothers. Ellis was the ring bearer or however you spell that, and he was so adorable. Naturally, I'm his em so I would think so. Now that I mention it, Psymon was damned horrorshow too . . .
Anyway! Yeah, so the whole veshch is done with. They wore their shaika platties eh? It was cool though, because if that's what they are comfortable in, then who cares eh? And my em pointedly ignored Psymon. Poor baby, my mamama hates him so much. I'm surprised she doesn't creech bloody murder every raz she has to viddy him. I guess pee govoreeted her out of that eh? So the wedding was a horrorshow veshch and everything seems to be working out.
Being out in the woods after such a beautiful pagan cerimony made me feel so horrorshow, O my brothers. Well, the whole veshch was done out in the woods, but still, at night, it was so beautiful. After partying for a bit, Psymon became edgy from being around so many lewdies and I took him off into the woods to lubbilubby. He enjoyed that. But being kinda important, I couldn't stay away for long. I had to govoreet with lewdies, talk religion and give blessings, explain the significance of the ritual to some lewdies who didn't quite understand all the Goddess references - hey, they're all Bog worshippers, the lot of them. Ignorance runs abounds in shadow leaps, my brother. But all that went well ends well eh. When Psymon and I emerged from the woods, Jane and Alex viddied us and smirked, as if knowing what we had done. Being me, I flaunted it in their litsos, teasing them that they couldn't sod until they were alone. I on the other hand can do what I bloody well want. Well, almost. Vid, my em (as well as Jane and Alex) knew that Psymon and I had done the grazhny in-out in-out and she almost creeched, but then papapa shut her rot for Psymon and me. I was very greatful. I didn't want no bullcal on Alex's happy day. (Then I had to pull something even worse than my em creeching about Psymon sodding my mozgs out).
He (Alex) still doesn't know that he is getting a malchickiewick as well as a devotchkie eh? He's gonna be so surprised! . . . In about 6 months. But hey, horrorshow veshches come to those that wait eh? Meh. I hope I'm not prego though. Damn, all these baba's around could really screw people up. I mean, Leanne, Jane and me having baba's each? And Jane having dva? Man. And Psymon and I already have Ellis! Wow, that's a lot of kiddies. But Psymon is worried, because the condom tore last nochy. Oh well. Doesn't matter. Not like we don't know what to do eh? My em would freak, because getting prego is automatic, visual and undeniable proof that Psymon and I are sodding, which she doesn't want to put up with. What a bitch. Although Psymon does want another baba, and he really wants a devotchka, he also ponies that my mamama would hate him even more. And he doesn't like to stress me out, which is what this whole situation does to me. Stupid em. Can't she just drop this? It's been tree years! Oh well.
But after I got out of the Staja, Psymon and I had a malenky bitva of our own. Cal, I dont want him mad at me. I told him that I was gonna zasnoot on the couch. I know he wants me in his bed though. I'll comply. Guess I had better itty make my moodge happy eh?

Toodles . . . from a not so thrilled . . .
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Zoey