A man goes to a bar and gets drunk after his wife told him to get her two things, he remembered them and went to the pet store, he looked around and saw a cockerspaniel, he told the lady " Yeah I want one of those Cock-and-Spankits ", the lady said " Oh you mean a cockerspaniel " the lady gave it to him and he bought it, he then went to the store and got some butter in a bucket, he went to the man and said " I want to buy some of this Butt-and-Fuckit ," the guy said " Sir, it is Butter in a Bucket " The man bought it and left, his dog got away and he walled up to a woman and said " Miss, will you hold my butt-and-fuckit while i get my cock-and-spankit? "
