Q: Shouldn't it actually be UAQ or IFAQ - Infrequently Asked Questions?

A: No.

Q: What's the worst injury ever sustained in the dreaming?

A: In May of 2001, Dan was playing a Dark Side and was being chased by Matt. Dan tried to turn too fast and his knee went out, thereby dropping him to the pavement. It was hilarious. Though technically, he actually received this nasty wound while playing BEER O QUEST, (aka HEROQUEST) the greatest board game in the world.

Q: Do the K21 guys play any other RPGs?

A: I suppose technically they do. Both D&D and a handfull of white wolf games are played, but we have strict rules about this. We don't role play on Fridays. We usually freak out ourselves by our own geekiness when we discuss them. Many of us were D&D, WW, or Magic geeks in middle/high school and have kept somewhat true to our geeky roots.

Q: How drunk does one have to get in order to design a LARP of this caliber?

A: Keep drinking until Josh's mom looks hot. This is the halfway point. When you surface in the morning, you will have created the most badass LARP in history.

Q: How can I learn to be a better Dreaming player?

A: You mean how can you learn to flip out and kill people for any reason whatsoever even if it means people will think you're insane or sweet? Read this site religiously: http://realultimatepower.net.

Q: Manowar? Are you serious?

A: Completely serious. They are the greatest metal band ever.

Q: What are some Manowar songs I should listen to?

A: Oooh, where to start? Warriors of the World, and The Power of My Sword are spiritual songs of awesome and badass mixed into one. It will make you love metal or taste steel.

Q: Who in the apartment has the hottest mom?

A: You do.

Q: Most of these questions don't have anything to do with The Dreaming.

A: Phrase your response in the form of a question, ass cone.

Q: Yeah, what's the deal with calling each other cones?

A: You're a cone.

Q: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

Q: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

Q: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

Q: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

Q: You're a cone.

A: You're a cone.

Q: Do any hot girls play the Dreaming?

A: Yes, lots of them. Here's a picture of one: It's getting hot in here!.

Q: What's the least safe weapon ever created?

A: Well if you discount the NUMEROUS "weapons" (and I use that term loosely) that have failed safety check (pieces of metal, foam with nails in it, et cetera), early creations by Scully or Jorge were phenominally unsafe. Somehow, Jorge managed to create a weapon that was made less safe by padding.

Q: What's with the phrase "Taste Steel"?

A: We find it unbelievably hilarious that someone probably actually shouted "Taste steel!" before killing someone with a sword. We hope to attain enlightenment by joining with this perfect warrior.

Q: I have a hard time figuring out if you guys are being sarcastic or not.

A: That's because you're dumb and we probably hate you. And you deserve it.

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