Today I shall introduce you to Jared. This is Jared.

HA! Take that orc!

Jared has a problem. He is addicted to Everquest, or, as we say, Evercrack.

Nonono! Shishitshit! Runrunrun!!

*Watch this.* Hey, Jared, your house is on fire and the world is about to end!

NO! Go away! I don't care! Playing Evercrack! GHA!