Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 11:11 AM
|David Deas, quote:
Butt naked ho's
*Takes off a glove andc slaps him across the face*
You are crass, low-class, and an offense to any women in your foul and contaiminated presence.
*Slaps him again*
I challenge you to a du-el. Swords at Dawn!!
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 11:20 AM
I am still working on getting my powers. I have to wait till Watcher gets back.
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 11:26 AM
It's a sword fight... Unless your powers include "Mastery at bladed weapons" or somesuch, your best bet is "Cry like a girly man, and surrender faster than the French at a Grudge Match."
Cause I'm THAT DARN good!
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 02:47 PM
Your sword fight can be done, but you would have to meet me elsewhere to do it.
Not doing it on 2.0.
Written by The Watcher 07-03-2002 03:04 PM
I suggest Khazan Arena. It's the traditional place to have spectacular knockdown, dragout fights to the death. And the best part is afterwards the loser is ressurected and can fight another opponent at a later date.
Plus both participants will make mucho moola on the broadcast and merchandising rights. How can you turn that down?
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 03:21 PM
*Teleports to Kazahan*
* DD apears in one dressing room, MunchKING in another*
Ahhh... In just minutes I shall face off with him in the "NO powers" dome. Just me and him in a sword fight. Well, let's get ready!!
*Walks out into the dome. A defening roar of noise envelopes him as the spectators not his entrance.*
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 03:23 PM
* ref holds out a box with two Katana's in it and a box with two broadswords in the other*
Gentlemen, You may choose your weapon!
*the MunchKING mockingly bows.*
You may pick First...
Written by Mr.Sandman 07-03-2002 03:27 PM
A mogg runs out onto the feild and kicks the ref.
Mogg: Outa the way old timer. I'm the new ref for this fight.
After a few seconds the mogg had kicked the ref out of the arena and now stood in his place.
Mogg: Alright, let's get it on!
Written by The Watcher 07-03-2002 03:33 PM
*Suddenly in a flash of light Callisto appears before Mogg*
Callisto: I don't remember hiring you.
*Blackened spot where corporeal form of Mogg once was is left*
Callisto: Ok, let's get the old ref back.
*snaps her fingers and ref is back in his rightful place*
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 03:30 PM
I choose 1 katana 1 broadsword.
*We might have to save this one for tomorrow there Munchy*
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 03:36 PM
*takes the others*
Nonsense! Your engadged now! If you run, the Multiverse will know of you dishonerrly cowerdace!
*The backgroud swirls sandy brown and the the screen goes to an FF-fightscreen.*
*The MunchKING, swings the Katana then the Broadsword, in two overhand chops, at DD's unprotected back*
*waits for his ABT to fill up again*
Written by Jango 07-03-2002 03:37 PM
*flies next to the ref, hanging upside down as he whispers into his ear*
Anyone want to up the stakes?
Loser gets their soul torn apart and trapped within different artifacts.........
Written by The Watcher 07-03-2002 03:41 PM
Ref: Sorry. Totally against Arena Policy. If we did that, no one would ever come and fight here. That's why we guaruntee to ressurect and totally heal the losers. To insure repeat business.
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 03:40 PM
I blocked those with my Force precog, then counterattacked with Force speed and a twirling Anakin move that chopped you head smooth off.
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 03:44 PM
CAN"t Block. Gosh, I love The Ninja Job class!!
Is that the best you can do?? Pash this will be over quickly!!
Look It's my turn again!!
DD diseintagrates into red lines.
*1500 EXP, 200 GP, 2 AP*
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 04:43 PM
*Having Defeated DD the noble MunchKING holds the broadsword over the fallen warrior's throat.*
YEILD!! Yeild at I shall let you live! But No more shall you be rude and crass, an honorless dog offending all who cross your path! you shall strive for rightness and virtue. Yeild then, and accept your new fate!
Written by The Watcher 07-03-2002 04:47 PM
*From the stands*
Go on and yield, David! There's no dishonor in admitting Munchie's the better swordsman. Practicing at swordplay is something he does a lot. And holding your own in a fight agaisnt him is impressive enough.
Besides, even if you are ressurected and healed, they don't do your laundry! Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of clothing in the laundry?
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 05:01 PM
Written by The MunchKING 07-03-2002 05:03 PM
Very Good! Get up, and go forth, and strive for greatness...
*Helps DD up*
Written by David Deas 07-03-2002 05:20 PM
*Shakes Munch Kings hand, complements him on his skillz*
*Regains his powers, teleports outside the arena*