Funnies!!! ^__^
FF7 quotes:
Jessie: Does this make me look like a man?
Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: No. Barret: *asks 3 seconds later* Are we there yet?
DBZ quotes:
Goku: Master Roshi, get out of the shower, there’s an ugly girl waiting for you. Marron: Mommy, mommy, did it hurt when the man punched you? Hercule: Well, there isn’t anything that I can hide from my fans. (Laughs, then towel drops, and photographers takes pictures)
M.R.: Whew, all of this training is making me tired. Goku, fetch me a soda. Krillin: Boy, your sure eat a lot for a dead guy, Goku. Vegeta: Step aside, gentlemen. (Punches the bag, then explodes)
Vegeta: Fighting good by morning, winning evil by nighttime. Never running from a wimpy fight, he is the one named Sailor Vegeta!
Mr. Satan- "I've defeated Cell, Buu, and the Z warriors!" *Wakes up* *P.S. i got some of these quotes at http://www.maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/Unlikely_Quotes*
Gohan- "Hiya Papa! Wanna know what? I hate you! I beat Cell and you didn't! I went SSJ2 before you!
Wanna know why? I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"
Yajirobei- "Why isn't this slim fast working?"
Vegeta- "THAT MIME WON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
Gokou- "Kill it!"
Vegeta- "It's putting up an invisble forcefield! I can't break it!"
Kabeto: *holds gohan arm when hes kinda dead* Gohan, will you marry me?
Gohan: *thinking when kinda dead* yes..........
Supreme Kai: It's official!
Videl: What the...
M.R. (Master Roshi): Hold on! Goku, do you have to scream all over the house? I’m cold, dripping, and naked!!! And why did you say ugly?!?
Goku: Uh, Master Roshi, if you haven’t noticed, you’re naked.
M.R.: Of course I am! Are you deaf?!
Goku: Could you repeat that?
18: Not really, little one.
Goku: Ok, what’s a soda?
Krillin: I’ll get it for you, master. Oh Launch, where’s the refrigerator?
Launch: Krillin, you’re making dust all over the house! A-ACHOO!!!
Krillin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
M.R.: Wow, 8.2 seconds. That’s a new record.
Goku: Yeah, that’s what King Kai said too.
FF8 quotes!!! ^_^
Zell: *doing pushups*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Laguna:*jumping off of cliff*Oh sh... Laguna: Then you get the cutchie-cutchie treatment!!! Seifer: *chuckles* Chicken wuss... Quistis: So, what’s been going on with you and Seifer? Laguna: AHHHHHHH my nose is itchy!!! (battle) So hungry......
Uh oh...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ward:................. Laguna:...............
Zell: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Seifer: Heheheh...
Squall: It’s none of…
Quistis: …your business. (Laughs)

FFX funnies!!! *the ones I know and remember so far*
Rikku: Yunie...
*Thunder crashes* Rikku: Quiet!!!
Kimahri: Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.
Yuna: Maester Seymour!!! You should really shave your chest!!!
Seymour: Um...do you have a Razor and shaving cream I can borrow?
*Yuna summons Valefor* *Valefor comes and accidently lands on Yuna* Yuna: Hey you big dope! You Landed on me!!! Valefor: :[
*Yuna summons Ifrit* *Ifrit comes out of ground and Yuna flies* *Then doesnt catch Yuna and Yuna lands flat on her face* Yuna: *her teeth crooked and smashed*
Rurouni Kenshin funnies!!
The fight between Fuji and Hiko...
The fight between Aoshi and Kenshin at the mansion...
On top of the place where Shishio and Kenshin fight...
After Kenshin fights off the Juppon Gatana in that orphan's village (with the boy's brother that was killed)...
Kenshin gumi in the Kamiya dojo...
Kenshin gumi in Kyoto...
When Kenshin, Aoshi, and Sanosuke come back to Kyoto after defeating Shishio...
Kenshin and Kaoru on the bridge before Yahiko pick pockets Kenshin...
Soujiro at Shishio's mansion in the room where Kenshin bashed him up...
The final battle against Shishio...
Inuyasha funnies! *even though i don't watch inuyasha because its on at 1 am :P*
FFX-2 funnies!
Where they fight the Spectral Keeper in Zanarkand (This one's by Rikku from FFpeeps ^^)
I dont know o_O *this one's also by Rikku from FFP*
Random stuff! XD
**NOTE this one is from Final Fantasy Peeps*
Rikku: Noooo so you guys are both leaving me? x_x;;; *talks to .. christmas tree* ;.;
Jasmine: i think i'm butt ugly
Titi: we had sectionals in band
Misao: Go Hi--*stops*
Hiko: *whispering* Why'd you stop?
Misao: *points to Fuji's zipper*
Everyone: *laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *points*
Director: Cut!!! Fuji, you havent zipped your pants!! IT LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY DICK!!!
Fuji: *blushes* umm, excuse me...*zips fly*
Aoshi: *standing in a stance* *flies into the air and trips over jacket*
Director: CUT!!!! Aoshi, take off that jacket...but noooooooo you said that it'll attract all of the ladies...*waves arms*
Kenshin: *laughs*
Aoshi: ahhhh shaddup!!! *gets tissue for a nosebleed*
Kenshin: HITTEN MISURUGI STYLE!!! *charges into Shishio*
Shishio: *gets rammed into a wall* *stands up about 2 minutes later* *stretches his legs out* I AM NOT FINISHED YE--*bandages on legs ripped* o_____O;;;
Yumi and that-guy-that-works-for-Shishio: *giggling and laughing out really loud*
Director: *covers eyes* AHH FOR HEAVENS SAKE SHISHIO, PUT ON NEW BANDAGES!!!!
Shishio: -____- Dammit.
Kenshin, Saito, and Misao: *on top of the hill*
Misao: *looks at the young kid* So what are we going to do with the kid?
Saito: Ehh let him go to my wife.
Director: HEY HEY HEY!!! YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE SAITO!!!
Saito: *looks at Director* YOU talking to me?
Director: O____O Holy crap.
Sanosuke: *pokes Megumi* Hey, can I have a word with you?
Megumi: *looks up* Ok...*follows Sanosuke in a room*
Sanosuke: *sighs* Megumi, I-I-I-I-I-I love you.
Megumi: *gasps* BUT I LOVE SIR KEN!!!
Director: STOP! WE DON'T WANT AISHTERU CRAP!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT, DAMMIT!!
Kenshin: *at Hiko's house* *hears something coming near his house* Master, I think we have some company. *opens door*
Hiko: *looks up* Who the heck are you?
Hagrid: Why I'm da messenger, Hagrid. I've came to pick up da famus Hiko Potter!!
Director: HEY!!!! You're not in this scene!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! Wait a second...*reads script* oh screw that. Nevermind, continue!!!
Hiko, Kenshin, Hagrid: o_______________O
Misao: *sitting on the floor* *sees Lord Aoshi*
Misao: LORD AOSHIIIIIIII!!! *runs toward him*
Aoshi: o_____O *runs off when Misao chases him off*
Director: Wtf? CUT! Aoshi, you're not supposed to run away!
Kenshin: *trips over a rock* *flies into the air* Oro? *lands on his back like a buffoon* WHAT THE FOOGIN--
Director: Umm, props people, what's with the rocks?
Props person: *listens to music* *is eating giant rock candy* WAKE ME UP INSIDE..WAKE ME UP INSIDE..*its from Evanessence XD*
Soujiro: *trains and kicks his sandal in the air*
Sandal goes flying and hits the camera guy
Camera guy: *keeps looking at the camera and faints*
Director: CUT! No wait, we can't cut. Our camera guy fainted.
Soujiro: Whoops!
Kenshin: *draws sakabatou* AMA KAKAERU RYU NO HIREMEKI!!!! *charges at Shishio*
Shishio's nose is cut off.
Shishio: AHHHHHH MY NOSE!!!!
Kenshin, Saito, Sanosuke, Yumi, and Houji: EWWWWW Michael Jackson's nose!!! *runs off*
Inuyasha: What's up, Kagome?
Kagome: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Don't treat me like a dog!
Shippo: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Oh noy, not you too, Shippo!
Miroku: Good boy!
Inuyasha: All of you are pissing me off!
Rikku: Think we need a password?
Paine: How about umm... ...shit I forgot...
Yuna and Rikku: o__________O;;
Yuna: Our next missi---...
Paine: Heehee... this one has bunnies! *holds up a thong with bunnies on it*
Rikku: OOH! I have one that has frogs ^____^
Yuna: .......
Aeris: You're christmas treeing? O_o
Rikku: I'm WHAT?! Christmas treeing?! HAHA I didn't know treeing was a word... *laughing* ... erm... o-O;;;;;;;;;; ok... XD;;
Aeris: Wait...I didn't read the "talk to" part XDDD *reads it again* I read it as "*christmas tree*" O__o;
Rikku: *Trees you* PAHAHAHAHAHA what am I doing? *Trees Aeris* O_o;; *snort* *trees you harder* AHAHAHA *cracks up*
Me: HAHA on the guild site, we should put up a vocab link, and it says what wheeing and treeing means *snorts loudly*
Rikku: Does it mean the same thing as wheeing? O___o;;
Aeris: You're wheeing someone, just with Chistmas spirit. ^_^ XDD *trees Paine (which is Me)*
Rikku: NO!! MINE!! >.--!! *Grabs Paine and trees her* NOT YOURS!!
Me: o_O
Me: XD
Me: no you're not
Me: im ass ugly
Titi: and flutes and clarinets were in the music room
Titi: you know for litle kids?
Titi: and everybody left except for me and jilli and shanae
Titi: and we were just messing around
Titi: shanae was sitting on a normal green chair
Titi: and jilli was on a rolly chair
Titi: and i was laying on the ground
Titi: and jilli's like "watch this guys"
Titi: and she goes to the wall and pushes herself off the rolly chair
Titi: and she's supposed to go across the room
Titi: but instead
Titi: she falls backwards
Titi: and me and shanae are laughing the crap outa ourselves
Titi: and jilli's just sitting there
Titi: and i peed my pants
Me: EWW
Titi: lol but i managed to run to the bathroom
Titi: but ltitle kids were staring at me
Titi: no it was a bad piss in my pants
Me: GROSS
Titi: it was like a litle squirt
Titi: haha