Kenshin's Sakabatou->Funny stuff

Funnies!!! ^__^

FF7 quotes:

Jessie: Does this make me look like a man?

Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: No. Barret: *asks 3 seconds later* Are we there yet?

DBZ quotes:

Goku: Master Roshi, get out of the shower, there’s an ugly girl waiting for you.
M.R. (Master Roshi): Hold on! Goku, do you have to scream all over the house? I’m cold, dripping, and naked!!! And why did you say ugly?!?
Goku: Uh, Master Roshi, if you haven’t noticed, you’re naked.
M.R.: Of course I am! Are you deaf?!
Goku: Could you repeat that?

Marron: Mommy, mommy, did it hurt when the man punched you?
18: Not really, little one.

Hercule: Well, there isn’t anything that I can hide from my fans. (Laughs, then towel drops, and photographers takes pictures)

M.R.: Whew, all of this training is making me tired. Goku, fetch me a soda.
Goku: Ok, what’s a soda?
Krillin: I’ll get it for you, master. Oh Launch, where’s the refrigerator?
Launch: Krillin, you’re making dust all over the house! A-ACHOO!!!
Krillin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
M.R.: Wow, 8.2 seconds. That’s a new record.

Krillin: Boy, your sure eat a lot for a dead guy, Goku.
Goku: Yeah, that’s what King Kai said too.

Vegeta: Step aside, gentlemen. (Punches the bag, then explodes)

Vegeta: Fighting good by morning, winning evil by nighttime. Never running from a wimpy fight, he is the one named Sailor Vegeta!

Mr. Satan- "I've defeated Cell, Buu, and the Z warriors!" *Wakes up* *P.S. i got some of these quotes at http://www.maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/Unlikely_Quotes*

Gohan- "Hiya Papa! Wanna know what? I hate you! I beat Cell and you didn't! I went SSJ2 before you! Wanna know why? I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

Yajirobei- "Why isn't this slim fast working?"

Vegeta- "THAT MIME WON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!" Gokou- "Kill it!" Vegeta- "It's putting up an invisble forcefield! I can't break it!"

Kabeto: *holds gohan arm when hes kinda dead* Gohan, will you marry me? Gohan: *thinking when kinda dead* yes.......... Supreme Kai: It's official! Videl: What the...

FF8 quotes!!! ^_^

Zell: *doing pushups*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Laguna:*jumping off of cliff*Oh sh...
Uh oh...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laguna: Then you get the cutchie-cutchie treatment!!!
Ward:................. Laguna:...............

Seifer: *chuckles* Chicken wuss...
Zell: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Seifer: Heheheh...

Quistis: So, what’s been going on with you and Seifer?
Squall: It’s none of…
Quistis: …your business. (Laughs)

Laguna: AHHHHHHH my nose is itchy!!! (battle) So hungry......

FFX funnies!!! *the ones I know and remember so far*

Rikku: Yunie...
*Thunder crashes* Rikku: Quiet!!!

Kimahri: Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.

Yuna: Maester Seymour!!! You should really shave your chest!!!
Seymour: Um...do you have a Razor and shaving cream I can borrow?

*Yuna summons Valefor* *Valefor comes and accidently lands on Yuna* Yuna: Hey you big dope! You Landed on me!!! Valefor: :[

*Yuna summons Ifrit* *Ifrit comes out of ground and Yuna flies* *Then doesnt catch Yuna and Yuna lands flat on her face* Yuna: *her teeth crooked and smashed*

Rurouni Kenshin funnies!!

The fight between Fuji and Hiko...
Misao: Go Hi--*stops*
Hiko: *whispering* Why'd you stop?
Misao: *points to Fuji's zipper*
Everyone: *laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *points*
Director: Cut!!! Fuji, you havent zipped your pants!! IT LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY DICK!!!
Fuji: *blushes* umm, excuse me...*zips fly*

The fight between Aoshi and Kenshin at the mansion...
Aoshi: *standing in a stance* *flies into the air and trips over jacket*
Director: CUT!!!! Aoshi, take off that jacket...but noooooooo you said that it'll attract all of the ladies...*waves arms*
Kenshin: *laughs*
Aoshi: ahhhh shaddup!!! *gets tissue for a nosebleed*

On top of the place where Shishio and Kenshin fight...
Kenshin: HITTEN MISURUGI STYLE!!! *charges into Shishio*
Shishio: *gets rammed into a wall* *stands up about 2 minutes later* *stretches his legs out* I AM NOT FINISHED YE--*bandages on legs ripped* o_____O;;;
Yumi and that-guy-that-works-for-Shishio: *giggling and laughing out really loud*
Director: *covers eyes* AHH FOR HEAVENS SAKE SHISHIO, PUT ON NEW BANDAGES!!!!
Shishio: -____- Dammit.

After Kenshin fights off the Juppon Gatana in that orphan's village (with the boy's brother that was killed)...
Kenshin, Saito, and Misao: *on top of the hill*
Misao: *looks at the young kid* So what are we going to do with the kid?
Saito: Ehh let him go to my wife.
Director: HEY HEY HEY!!! YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE SAITO!!!
Saito: *looks at Director* YOU talking to me?
Director: O____O Holy crap.

Kenshin gumi in the Kamiya dojo...
Sanosuke: *pokes Megumi* Hey, can I have a word with you?
Megumi: *looks up* Ok...*follows Sanosuke in a room*
Sanosuke: *sighs* Megumi, I-I-I-I-I-I love you.
Megumi: *gasps* BUT I LOVE SIR KEN!!!
Director: STOP! WE DON'T WANT AISHTERU CRAP!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT, DAMMIT!!

Kenshin gumi in Kyoto...
Kenshin: *at Hiko's house* *hears something coming near his house* Master, I think we have some company. *opens door*
Hiko: *looks up* Who the heck are you?
Hagrid: Why I'm da messenger, Hagrid. I've came to pick up da famus Hiko Potter!!
Director: HEY!!!! You're not in this scene!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! Wait a second...*reads script* oh screw that. Nevermind, continue!!!
Hiko, Kenshin, Hagrid: o_______________O

When Kenshin, Aoshi, and Sanosuke come back to Kyoto after defeating Shishio...
Misao: *sitting on the floor* *sees Lord Aoshi*
Misao: LORD AOSHIIIIIIII!!! *runs toward him*
Aoshi: o_____O *runs off when Misao chases him off*
Director: Wtf? CUT! Aoshi, you're not supposed to run away!

Kenshin and Kaoru on the bridge before Yahiko pick pockets Kenshin...
Kenshin: *trips over a rock* *flies into the air* Oro? *lands on his back like a buffoon* WHAT THE FOOGIN--
Director: Umm, props people, what's with the rocks?
Props person: *listens to music* *is eating giant rock candy* WAKE ME UP INSIDE..WAKE ME UP INSIDE..*its from Evanessence XD*

Soujiro at Shishio's mansion in the room where Kenshin bashed him up...
Soujiro: *trains and kicks his sandal in the air*
Sandal goes flying and hits the camera guy
Camera guy: *keeps looking at the camera and faints*
Director: CUT! No wait, we can't cut. Our camera guy fainted.
Soujiro: Whoops!

The final battle against Shishio...
Kenshin: *draws sakabatou* AMA KAKAERU RYU NO HIREMEKI!!!! *charges at Shishio*
Shishio's nose is cut off.
Shishio: AHHHHHH MY NOSE!!!!
Kenshin, Saito, Sanosuke, Yumi, and Houji: EWWWWW Michael Jackson's nose!!! *runs off*

Inuyasha funnies! *even though i don't watch inuyasha because its on at 1 am :P*
Inuyasha: What's up, Kagome?
Kagome: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Don't treat me like a dog!
Shippo: Good boy!
Inuyasha: Oh noy, not you too, Shippo!
Miroku: Good boy!
Inuyasha: All of you are pissing me off!

FFX-2 funnies!

Where they fight the Spectral Keeper in Zanarkand (This one's by Rikku from FFpeeps ^^)
Rikku: Think we need a password?
Paine: How about umm... ...shit I forgot...
Yuna and Rikku: o__________O;;

I dont know o_O *this one's also by Rikku from FFP*
Yuna: Our next missi---...
Paine: Heehee... this one has bunnies! *holds up a thong with bunnies on it*
Rikku: OOH! I have one that has frogs ^____^
Yuna: .......

Random stuff! XD

**NOTE this one is from Final Fantasy Peeps*

Rikku: Noooo so you guys are both leaving me? x_x;;; *talks to .. christmas tree* ;.;
Aeris: You're christmas treeing? O_o
Rikku: I'm WHAT?! Christmas treeing?! HAHA I didn't know treeing was a word... *laughing* ... erm... o-O;;;;;;;;;; ok... XD;;
Aeris: Wait...I didn't read the "talk to" part XDDD *reads it again* I read it as "*christmas tree*" O__o;
Rikku: *Trees you* PAHAHAHAHAHA what am I doing? *Trees Aeris* O_o;; *snort* *trees you harder* AHAHAHA *cracks up*
Me: HAHA on the guild site, we should put up a vocab link, and it says what wheeing and treeing means *snorts loudly*
Rikku: Does it mean the same thing as wheeing? O___o;;
Aeris: You're wheeing someone, just with Chistmas spirit. ^_^ XDD *trees Paine (which is Me)*
Rikku: NO!! MINE!! >.--!! *Grabs Paine and trees her* NOT YOURS!!
Me: o_O

Jasmine: i think i'm butt ugly
Me: XD
Me: no you're not
Me: im ass ugly

Titi: we had sectionals in band
Titi: and flutes and clarinets were in the music room
Titi: you know for litle kids?
Titi: and everybody left except for me and jilli and shanae
Titi: and we were just messing around
Titi: shanae was sitting on a normal green chair
Titi: and jilli was on a rolly chair
Titi: and i was laying on the ground
Titi: and jilli's like "watch this guys"
Titi: and she goes to the wall and pushes herself off the rolly chair
Titi: and she's supposed to go across the room
Titi: but instead
Titi: she falls backwards
Titi: and me and shanae are laughing the crap outa ourselves
Titi: and jilli's just sitting there
Titi: and i peed my pants
Me: EWW
Titi: lol but i managed to run to the bathroom
Titi: but ltitle kids were staring at me
Titi: no it was a bad piss in my pants
Me: GROSS
Titi: it was like a litle squirt
Titi: haha