Final Fantasy Temple -----> Fanfic

FF Story!!!

Barret's New Pet *starts in Aeris' garden* Part 1
Tifa: Well, time to plant some flowers... Whoa, what the heck is that? o_O
Aeris: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! A bee!!!
Yuffie: A killer bee!!! *screams and runs away*
Cid: *comes in* What's going on??? *sees the bee* OMG A KILLER BEE!!! RUN for your life!!!
Cloud: What's going on??? *sees a puny bee* A bee? @_@ Who can be scared of a puny bee??? *draws sword and hits it* Whoa a fast one...*bee starts to sting Cloud* Yeeo...owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Barret and Vincent: What's going on here??? *Barret holding a cage in his hands*
Everyone with the bee: *Frozen*
Barret: Well we just came back with the pet...*opens the cage*
Aeris: RUN!!!!! Its a man-eating tiger!!!
Tiger: *Swats the bee and the bee is dead*

Part 2 of Barret's New Pet
Vincent: Oh brother, now everyone is scared of a wittle cub...*gets scratched furiously on the chest* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that cat is crazyyyy!!! *hides with the others*
Tiger: *growl growl*
Barret: Who, me??? *looks around* Um, a little help here? *Loads armgun* I'm not afraid to use this!!!
Tiger: *tries to scratch*
Barret: AHHHHHHH! *shoots*
Tiger: *costume rips and reveals Cait Sith*
Barret: Everyone, come out! It's just Cait Sith!
Tifa: Why, I outta give him a knuckle sandwich!!! *holds knucles at his face*
Cait Sith: I'm doomed...

The end

Seymour's Hairy Chest *Macalania Temple* Part 1
Everyone: *walking along the snowy mountain to the text temple*
Tidus: Its quiet...too quiet...
Auron: Well, the fiends are--*slips on the ice and falls from the mountain* Ahhhhhhh!!!
Everyone: Auron!!!!
Auron: *hangs by his sword in the ice* Uhh everyone, I'm not dead...o_O
Wakka: Ok lets go...*leaves without Auron*
Auron: Hey! I could use a hand here!!! Anyone? *keeps pleading for help and voice fades away*
Tidus: Hey, we're near the temple!!! *runs in and Yuna prays to the fayth*

Part 2 Everyone: *suddenly finds out about Jyscal's death*
Tidus: Seymour!!! You are so evil!!! *mumbles* Especially your hairy chest...*goes up and sniffs it* Ick...smells like.......ROTTEN EGGS AND SOCKS!!! XP *backs up*
Seymour: Yes, my chest is evil...*laughs wildly that he falls to the floor*
Seymour's guado guardian #1: Ehhh...Seymour...you're embarrassing us...o_O
Seymour's guado guardian #2: How embarrassing....
Seymour: Shut up!!! *banishes them*
Tidus: *whispers to Kimahri* Well, I think its his chest that has the smelly power and the banishing power...
Kimahri: Kimahri think Wakka is right...
Rikku: Aghhhh!!! Let's shave his chest!!! *finds her sharpest claw*
Lulu: No, lets settle this with black magic!!! *casts blizzara*
Seymour: So cold...*pieces of hair falls off*
Tidus: No...does'nt look right...how about if we chop it off!!!
Seymour: No no no no no!
Everyone: *smirks*
Wakka: I think thats a good idea...
Seymour: How about we cut off your fiery hair...
Everyone: *gets around Seymour and cuts his chest*
Seymour: XP
Yuna: Ok, we're done for the day!!!
Auron: Uhh...anyone...a little help??? Getting hungry...

The end

Cid Becomes Girly XP *near Aeris' house* Part 1
Aeris: Phew I'm pooped...anyone wanna take a dive in my pond??? *takes off clothes and ends up in a bikini without a bottom* *looks down*
Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Vincent: *all yelling everything about put your bikini bottom back on!!!*
Aeris: *blushes* Excuse me while I go back to my house...*runs with towel on bottom; then towel falls off*
Everyone: *takes clothes off so everyones in swim suits*
Cid: *just arrives* Hey!!! Taking a dip???
Cloud: You're just in time!!! Come on!!!
Cid: Uhh sorry can't...*walks away*
Vincent: Aw come on!!! You a little chicken boy??? *makes chicken sounds*
Tifa: Vincent, leave Cid alone!!! If he doesnt wanna, then leave him alone!!!
Barret: *joins with Vincent* I'll tug on his gay suit!!! *accidently rips it*
Cid: *wears a women's bathing suit* Uhh...I can explain!!!
Tifa and Yuffie: Oh my...*covers mouth with hand and tries not to laugh*
Aeris: *comes out with bikini bottom* What's going on--*also puts hand over mouth* Oh my goodness...*shrieks like a loud-pitched girl*
Cait Sith: I gotta admit, it is a weird look for you...

Part 2
Everyone: *still shocked* Cid: It wasn't my fault!!! That was this *sticks chest thingies out* booby girl that made me!!! *points*
Booby Girl: Hi! I'm Crystal...*starts yelling* I MADE HIM WEAR THAT CUZ HE WOULD LOOK BETTER AT MY PROM TONIGHT!!!
Cloud and Yuffie: *falls to the ground laughing like crazy*
Tifa: She made you wear that?! :D XDDDDDD
Cid: Ehh..............
RedXIII: *laughs while talking* You gotta be one......PERERTED MAN!!! *falls to the ground laughing*
Crystal: Come on! We're gonna be late to the prom!!!
Cid: I'm too old to go!!! *walks like an old man*
Crystal: *tugs him harder to make him walk*
Aeris: See ya later...OLD PERVERTED MAN!!!
Everyone: *dives in the pond and laughs while swimming*

The end!!!

The Punching Animal *in Shinra Building* Part 1
Cloud: Well, Aeris is in there.......Let's go.
Tifa: Wait!!!
Barret and Cloud: What?
Tifa: Let me fix my hair so when I see Aeris, she'll be happy.
Cloud: *groans*
Barret: Tifa!!!!!!! This ain't some hair parlor we're dealing here!!! We have to rescue her!!! It's a rescue mission!!!
Tifa: Sheesh sheesh alright already.....*mutters*
Cloud: Speaking of rescuing, which way are we rescuing her???
Tifa: I think we should take the stairs...besides, how long can it be???

2 hours later
Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: Look at the stairs!!! Does it look like we're there??? No, I don't think so Mr. Questions of the World!!!
Cloud: Hey look a door!!! Let's see if it leads to Aeris' place!!!
Barret: Finally! I need to go piss!!!
Cloud and Tifa: Ewwwwwwwww do it in the boys place!
Barret: *charges into the door and asks a Shinra soldier* Wheres the nearest bathroom???
Shinra Soldier #439: It's on your ri--*notices that hes talking to an intruder* *runs to the nearest alarm and warns everyone*
Cloud: *hears the alarm, then runs to Barret* You're nuts!!! First, you complain about the stairs. Then you wanna go piss. Now you made the Shinra soldiers after us!!! What do you have to say for yourself now???
Barret: I still gotta piss! I think I need to go in my pants!
Tifa: Oh brother........

The Punching Animal *part 2*
Barret: *goes piss in the toilet* Ah......
Tifa and Cloud: *hiding and waiting for Barret*
Cloud: If he didn't piss, we wouldve gone and killed those soldiers...
Barret: Hello??? Cloud? Tifa?
Tifa: All right we're out!!! Let's go already!!!
Everyone: *runs to the chamber thingie where Aeris is being held*
Aeris: *screams* It's a punching animal!!!
RedXIII: *jab* Yeah I know *two jabs* I'm a punching animal. *jab*
Aeris: *blocks jabs with rod* Make him stop!!!
Barret: I'll save you Aeris!!! *goes to the machine that opens the chamber door*
Cloud: *draws out sword* Stop punching or i'll whack you with my sword, and it wont be pretty!
RedXIII: I can't help punching!!! *triple jab* The stupid Shinra *jab scientist put in a chemical in my body *jab* and it makes me *jab* jab all MONTH!
Tifa: Is this true Aeris?
Aeris: *still holds rod up* I dont remember...I think they di--*gets jabbed* Ow! I mean I think they did it...Yeah they did!
Barret: We need to find that antidote quick!!!
Cloud: *thrashes sword along the tables* I think I found it!
Tifa: It says..."The I-Cant-Stop-Punching-For-This-Month antidote".
RedXIII: Hurry Barret! *jab* Break open the door with *jab* your gun! *double jab*
Barret: *starts shooting like crazy*
Cloud: *holds RedXIII's hands and legs still*
Tifa: *injects the antidote*
------>5 min. later<-------
RedXIII: It stopped!
Aeris: I REALLY want to go back now...
Shinra soldiers: *surrounds them*
Cloud: Oh no!

The end

LOTR Talk Show...with Jerry Springer!!! *its a show for our reading we did this at school so its true; im changing some of it*
Jerry Springer: Hello folks!!! Today we will be interviewing Lord of the Rings characters--thats right! Lord of the Rings! They are: Frodo Baggins, Pippin, and Merry!
Pippin: Hullo USA!
Frodo: Yes, you know me! I am the ring bearer!
Audience: *boos and throws things at the characters*
Merry: Hey stop that!
Pippin: Hey he threw a battery!!! *points*
J.S.: All right audience stop! Ok, I am going to ask you all a few questions. Pippin--
Pippin: --Hullo Jerry!
J.S.: As I was saying, so you are the one who protects Frodo from danger, right?
Pippin: That is correct, but Sam is the one who guards him the most.
J.S.: And where is this Sam???
Pippin: Uhh I have no idea.
J.S.: You don't know?!? Why you b****! You *beep*!!! *clears throat* Ok, now to question Frodo. So, how long have you been holding this ring before you destroyed it in this Mount Danger, right?
Frodo: It's Mount Doom! Not Mount Danger!!! Ah, I've been holding since...one year.
J.S.: And they said that if you put on the ring you would become invisible. Is that correct?
Frodo: Sure let me just put on the ring...*becomes invisible*
Merry: Hey where'd he go?
Pippin: Yeah and how can he become invisible when he destroyed the ring???
J.S.: Oh well...Merry, I have heard that you have walked barefoot instead of wearing shoes. Why is that?
Merry.: I don't know, but you wanna smell them???
J.S.: OMG NO!!! Anyway, why do you wanna protect Frodo?
Merry: Because...he is my friend. And we will stick together until...until...uhhh one of us has reached death! Yeah thats it!
J.S.: Thank you Merry for your opinion. We will be right back after this commercial break!

Commercials for the people *continues with Jerry Springer*
Frodo: Ahh...my precious...my precio--
Gollum: *bites finger off*
Frodo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls to the ground*
Person: Got ring??
Gollum: Stupid ring!!! *throws it on the ground*



Mother: Do you like Wisconsin? Do you like cheese??? Then I recommend you eat Wisconsin cheese. Comes in the shape of Wisconsin. Only $5.31 a pound.
Boy: Hey mom, what's for dinner???
Mother: Wisconsin Cheese!!!
Girl and Boy: *jumps up and down* Yay!!! *eats Wisconsin Cheese*
Mother: *eats Wisconsin cheese too*
Everyone: *chokes, holds hair, or has a seizure*
Man: Side effects may cause seizures, choking, or loss of hair.

Man: And now here comes the Gondor Globetrotters!!!
Gondor Globetrotter: *comes with crown and swings around finger*
Woman: And here comes the Rohan Riders!!!
Rohan Rider: *tramples over Gondor Globetrotter and grabs crown* Haha! Who's King now???

Part 2
J.S.: Ok folks we are now back!!! We will be interviewing with 3 more LOTR characters...They are: Legolas, Aragorn, and Gandalf!!! Come on down!!! Unfortunately, Gimli so clumsy that he was hit by a Nazgul, so we have forgotten him on this show.
Legolas: Ooh I'm on TV!!!! *waves at the camera* Hi Arwen!!!
Aragorn: Oh come back here Greenleaf, before I kick your butt!!! *gets in a fight*
Gandalf: Oh be quiet you two! Do you want to embarrass yourself on TV?!
Aragorn and Legolas: *stops fighting and smiles at the camera*
J.S.: Ok.....now Gandalf. In the first book, they said that you were falling. How long were you falling?
Gandalf: Uhh probably about...one month.
J.S.: Then how did you survive that?
Gandalf: I'm old alright!!!
J.S.: Ok.....lets stop asking Gandalf questions, before he loses his brain cells...*bonks head*
Gandalf: Oh yeah? You wanna mess with me? *pushes him once* Huh? Huh? Old geezer!
J.S.: *screams like a girl* Don't kill me!!! Ok...back to our questions...Legolas, since you have long hair, dont you think that the girls think that you're a girl?
Legolas: Well maybe, but when it comes to the girls that know me, they go crazy for me.
Girls: Ahhhhhhhhhh theres Leggers!!! *comes chasing after him*
Legolas: *looks back* AHHHHHHHHH Its Legolas not leggers!!!
J.S.: Ok........So Aragorn, you are now the king, is that correct???
Aragorn: Yes...and if anyone disagrees...*draws sword* I'll cut their heads off!!!
J.S.: No violence on stage!!!!!! Last question: Are you still protecting Frodo???
Aragorn: Well, since he didnt destroy the ring, and he had it with him on stage, and he wore it, yes I still am.
J.S.: Thank you Aragorn. Thank you Gandalf. SEE YA FOLKS!!!
Legolas: AHHHHH *is still being chased* GET THESE CRAZY GIRLs AWAY FROM ME!!!
girls: Come back Leggers! We wanted to be with you ever since!!!

Pan and Trunks' Marriage *part 1*
Bulma: *on the phone with Videl* Wow I cant believe they're marrying today!!!
Videl: I know......our families will be related!!!

At the wedding........
Goku: Today's the big day!!! *straightens up tie*
Vegeta: Oh shut up Kakarot!!! *points finger at face* I dont want to be related to you.....*faces away and crosses arms*
Chi-chi: Oh you're so stubborn Vegeta.....*slaps face*
Vegeta: OH STOP IT WOMAN! *vegeta and Chi-chi get in a fight*
Bulma: Oh shut up you two. The wedding's about to start!!!
Trunks: I dont like looking form--
Gohan: *elbows Trunks*--Don't say anything until the bride gets here!
Pan: *in a dirty wedding dress*
Everyone: *gasps*
Videl: Pan! Look at you!!! *does the lick tissue and cleans up dress*
Pan: *mumbles*: Mother, you're embarrassing me! *hits videl with boquet* *screams* I'm fine!!!
Videl: Alright alright...
Priest: Let's get this wedding started!!!
Priest: *clears throat* Do you, Trunks take Pan as your lawfully wedded wife???

Part 2
Trunks: Hmmm...Let me think about it....*makes energy ball appear in hand* Does this look like no to you?!?!
Priest: *mutters* Oh boy...*yells* NO!!! *clears throat* Anyway, Do you Pan, take Trunks as your lawfully wedded husband???
Pan: N-*Gohan punches Pan on side* Yes!
Priest: I now pronounce you...Saiyan and...1/4 Saiyan. You may kill each other.
Bulma and Chi-chi: Kill each other?!?
Goku: This is a strange wedding...

-------->5 years later<-----------
Trunks: Pan, could you take care of Gohan Jr. and Videl Jr.???
Pan: I wish we didn't have any kids...
The end!

The mix-up *part 1, all over the place! @_@*
Tidus: Now that we've beaten Si--er I mean my dad, lets build a time machine!!
Wakka: Wait a sec! Aren't machinas forbidden?
Rikku: Oh shut up Wakka!

--------->2 weeks later<--------
Yuna: Yes! We finished it!
Auron: Ok, let's go back in time!
Lulu: Time??? Let's make it.....1978!
Kimahri: Kimahri make the place in Mako city.
Tidus: Allright, let's go! *sets up the time machine* Go! *rides it*
Everyone: *screams while riding the time machine, then takes a breath and starts screaming again*
Yuna: *comes out of time machine when landed* We made it! *jumps up and down, then crashes into a house*
Tidus: This is Mako City? Not very much...
Rikku: Hey, who are they??? *puts hand over eyes to shield light*
Tifa: No no, here's the question. Who are you?

---------->Part 2<---------
Auron: Hey! What the heck are you doing here?
Barret: We actually live here! Oh, allow me to introduce the gang: Cloud is the one with the hair that looks like...*points to tidus*...I am Barret, not the kind you put on girlies heads! *clears throat* Anyway...Tifa is the one who asked you people, Aeris is the pretty one--
Tifa: Hey! Who are you calling pretty?? *puts fist to face*
Yuffie: I know!!! You are such a *starts cussing REALLY bad words*
Barret: Whoa! Alright, you're all pretty!
FF7 girls: Yay!
Barret: Now where am I? Oh, Cait Sith is the weird looking one, Yuffie is the short-haired one, Vincent is the long-haired one...OK! Did I miss anyone else? *looks around*
Cid: Hey! *jumps up and down* You missed me! Miss me again...and I'll throw my spear at you! *points spear at Barret's face*
Red XIII: Hey! Me too! *Gets ready to attack*
FFX characters: o_O? *sweatdrop*
Cid, Red XIII, and Barret: *gets into a fight*
Wakka: Ack! For Yevon's sake, ya! *breaks the fight*
Cloud: Don't you mean Mako?
Tidus: Yevon!
Cloud: Mako!
Tidus and Cloud: *gets into an argument with swords*
Cloud: I am the fierce one! I am swift like the brave eagle who soars over the toxic dumps of Mako City! I am CLOUD!
Tidus: Oh shut up!

------------->After the fight<-------------
Sephiroth: Ahhhh. More enemies to slay. *looks at mother, Jenova/Lucretia, but i dunno who she is* Mother, I will fight for you!!! *draws Katana out*
------------>The Gang<------------
Everyone: *training, until a loud sound of an earthquake comes*
Aeris and Yuna: *screaming like girls* Oh wait, we are girls. RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sephiroth: *comes out of a tank* I will kill you all! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tidus: Oh shut up.
Kimahri: Kimahri think gay guy Sin.
Auron: No, I don't think that's Sin. IT'S SOME OTHER DUDE! *points*
Cait Sith: Oh it's just Sephiroth. *grabs Mega-phone thingie and sings like a buffoon*
Everyone: *covering ears*
Sephiroth: *looks around* What's going on? Huh?
Cait Sith: *stops singing*
Everyone: *draws weapons* Is Sephiroth dead?
FF7 characters: DIEEEEEEEEEEE! *charges into Sephiroth*
FFX characters: o_O;;;;;
Lulu: *casts doublecast on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Wow. That hurts. *looks at the fire on his arm* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around patting the fire out*
Rikku: *steals Katana* Yippee! Look everyone, I got it! *swings Katana around and whacks Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: x_x
Vincent: *listens to beeping sounds* What's that sound?
Yuna: I think it's time for us to go. *waves* Good-bye Mako city! *FFX characters fade away*
Barret: Hey! *looks around* Where'd they go?
Cloud: Dunno. Now what do we do with Sephiroth??
Tifa: BURN HIS BODY!!! *lights flame*

The end!

Kenshin goes to Hogwarts
Kenshin: *yawns* Boy, what a good morning...*stretches*
Yahiko: You can say that again!
Kenshin: Ok! *yawns* Boy, what a good morning...*stretches*
Yahiko: -__- Ok I really didnt mean it! o_O
Kaoru: *walks out of Dojo* Hmm, what's this letter doing here? *grabs letter and opens it* What? It's for you Kenshin...*hands letter to Kenshin*
Kenshin: Who would send me a letter Miss Kaoru? *reads it* It says...

Dear Kenshin Himura,

You are a wizard, which means that you're accepted to Hogwarts Wizardry and Witchcraft School. This school will mean that you need an Owl, a pet that you can experiment on *aka like a rat*, The Standard Book of Spells Grade 1, a wand, a vile, and clothes, toothbrush, etc. This school will start in a month, so prepare for the worst!

~*The Great Professor Dumbledore*~

Kenshin: I'm a wizard? *is confused* Doubt it. *throws in a trash can*

But unexpectedly, a stranger comes to the dojo...

Stranger: *looks around* Where is da Kenshin Himura? *looks around again, and finds Kenshin* Ahh, here's da fam'us Kenshin Himura, aka da Battousai?
Kenshin: *looks around* Ehh, who, me? *points to self*
Stranger: Ah, 'tis da Battousai, da Man slay'or. Ma name is Hagrid. *stiffens body to stand up straight*
Kenshin: *is flabbergasted on Hagrid's height* O_____O;;
Hagrid: Well Kenshin, yer a weeeeezard!
Kenshin: Eww, you mean that im a Piszard? *imagines him pissing while using spells* o__O
Hagrid: Huly crap! No, I don't mean tat, I'm saying you're a wiiiizard!
Kenshin: Ohhh...*picture in head disappears*
Kaoru: Nooooo! *runs up to Kenshin* I won't let you take him! *stands in front of Kenshin, protecting him*
Sanosuke: Oh Kaoru, just let him be. Besides, he can still fight with his blade and if his sword's gone, he can use his wand!
Yahiko: Yeah but what if his wand's gone? *does the Ooh-ing look*
Sanosuke: Oh, didnt think about that...*does a o__o;; face*
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, I think I should go with Hagrid. Besides, I could learn how to...umm...do Charms! *does the XD face*
Kaoru: Fine...but who will guard the dojo?
*Saito walks in mysteriously*
Misao: *comes out of dojo* Hahahahaha! *points at Saito* It's the guy with that crazy wife!! *laughs hard*
Everyone *even Hagrid*: *laughs hard*
Saito: *embarassed* *walks up to Misao and pinches her by the arm* Shut up you kid.
Misao: *massages pinched arm*
Kenshin: *points to Saito* He can take care of the dojo!! ^-^
Kaoru: I don't trust him...but oh well. Just go Kenshin.
Kenshin: *nods, then goes with Hagrid on his motorcycle*
Saito: Hey, I thought Hagrid didn't come here with his motorcycle! *does the o__O;; look*

Yahiko: Who cares? I dont! *crosses arms*

Part 2 *theres a ton of parts in this one*

*Kenshin walks with Hagrid*
Hagrid: *looks around* Ahh thers' ma goo' ol' friend, Harry Potter, da bo who lived fro'n da nast' ol' wiiiizard, You-Know-Who!
Kenshin: *is confused* Who's You-Know-Who?
Hagrid: Oh I thank he's da guy who killed ya mum and pa!
Kenshin: I never had a mom and dad!
Hagrid: Exact'lay!
Harry: *walks up to Kenshin* Hey! *points* isn't he a little too old to be a wizard?? *is suspicious*
Hagrid: Naw, he cun' fet with yer friends! *pats on Harry's back*
Kenshin: *smiles like ^_^* My name is Kenshin Himura. And I've heard a lot about you Harry Potter. *draws sword slightly*
Everyone in Diagon Alley: *hears the ear shattering sound* *screams and runs away*
Hagrid and Harry: O_________O;;;
Kenshin: *puts sword back in sword holder*
Everyone: *comes out again*

Hagrid: Harry's in da second yar, so y'all might bey in Gryffindor togatar!

At Hogwarts

Kenshin and Harry: *on the same boat*
Kenshin: Hey Harry, do you think I'm Gryffindor? And how will they sort it?
Harry: Oh, there's a sorting hat, and here are the houses: Gryffindor are for brave ones--
Kenshin: *jumps up and down slightly* Hey! I belong in Gryffindor!
Harry: *clears throat* As I was saying, theres, Hufflepuff are for the loyal ones, Ravenclaw are the smart ones, and Slytherin--
Draco: Hey, what's this...Mudblood doing here?? *pokes Kenshin*
Kenshin: What the heck is a Mudblood?
Draco, Goyle, and Krabbe: *looks at each other, then laughs in a guffhaw*
Kenshin: *tiny draws sword out*

Draco, Goyle, and Krabbe: *screams like girls*

Part 3 in Hogwarts building

Kenshin, Harry, Hermione, and Ron: *walks in*
Professor McGonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts. I am Professor McGonagall, the Transfiguration teacher and the headmistress of Gryffindor house.
Kenshin: *bows* Hello Professor McGonagall.
McGonagall: Umm, aren't you a little too old for Hogwarts?
Kenshin: Oh, Hagrid let me in Hogwarts. Will the Great Professor Dumbledore accept me in Hogwarts?
McGonagall: Hmm. I'll talk to him really quick. *runs up to dumbledore and chats*
McGonagall: *comes back* I have great news for you Himura. You're going to go piss first!!
Kenshin: What?!?!
McGonagall: Hahaha! Psyche! *points at Kenshin* *clears throat* Anyway, you're accepted to come here now. *smiles like ^_^*
Kenshin, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: *hops up and down like girls*

Hermione: Oh wait, I am a girl. *laughs*

Part 4

Kenshin: *reads schedule* Ok, so if im going to Potions class...--
Snape: That would be me, Battousai the man slayer.
Kenshin: *looks back* o_____O *is scared*
Snape: My class is this way...*points to class*
Kenshin: Oh...umm...ok...*walks in a scared way*
Snape: WHAT are you donig?!?
Kenshin: What? I'm just going to class professor!
Snape: NOT with that thing in the class!!!! *points at Reverse Blade*
Kenshin: B-B-B-But I alw-w-ays carry t-this around professor!!
Snape: PUT IT AWAY OR ILL TAKE IT!! *spits in Kenshin's face*
Kenshin: x_______O *to himself* ewww...*wipes spit off of eye*
Snape: And I'll see you in detention...
Kenshin: B-B-But i just put it away!
Snape: You are a fast mover, arent you...? *walks away*
Kenshin: *mumbles* That @$@%#$^#^$%& Snape....You @!$@#$% @$#%...

Snape: *walks back* I'm sorry, what did you say? *is losing temper*

Part 5 *i promise its the last one*


Kenshin: *in the dining hall* Mmmmm! *rubs stomach* I just love bird eyes and snake's tongue!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: o_____O;;;
A mysterious person walks into the hall and hisses, "Hittori Battousai...Hittouri Battousai..."
Kenshin: *looks around* Who, me? *points to self*
the mysterious person: *slithers around Kenshin and holds his Reverse blade with a note in it*
Everyone: o______________O;;; *runs away*
Kenshin: *opens sword, then reads note*
Harry: *goes behind Kenshin* What does it say?
Kenshin: *reads*

Dear Kenshin Himura,

Sorry fer da mistake, but yer not the feller that wers accepted in Hogwarts. Yer a hef mooger and a hef weezard. Sorry fer da mistake Battousai!

~*Hagrid*~

Hermione: *cries* so touching...

Ron, Harry, and Kenshin: o_____O;;; *runs away*

At Hogwarts Express


Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore: *doggy piles Kenshin*
Kenshin: @______@ *is dizzy*

The end!

Kenshin and the Gang Become Famous
Kenshin: *in a forest meditating near a silent river*
Sano, Kaoru, and Yahiko: *next to Kenshin poking him* Hehe, his skin's all jiggly!!
Kenshin: o_____O *stops meditating* *stands up* What is it?
Sano: *points to the dojo* It's on fire.
Kenshin: Then where's Megumi?
Kaoru: Oh I don't know, she went shopping...

At the dojo, a limozine comes to the burning dojo...
Person: *comes out of the car* *looks around and then sees dojo on fire* o___O;;; Wtf...Where is the Kenshingumi??? *main characters of Kenshin*
Kenshingumi: *walking back towards dojo* *sees the limo* What the...its the late 1800's and there's AUTOMOBILES HERE!!!
Kenshin: Hmm...must've come from the future, that they could.
Person: *sees Kenshingumi behind* Ahh, here's our people!!! *shakes hands with all of them* Hello, hello...I am the famous...*dramatic music comes up* LYLE P.!!!!!
Kenshingumi: o________O;;;;;
Yahiko: What does the P stand for?
Lyle: It's none of your business. Now lets move on. We have come from the future to...choose you as our actors for our new movie, HIKO POTTER!!!!!
Kenshin: M-master??? Bu-but where is he??
Hiko: *comes out of limo* Hmph. My idiot apprentice is here.
Kenshin: *steaming* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME MASTER?!? *throws a tantrum*
Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko: *holding Kenshin so he won't burst* Take it easy!
Kenshin: *stops*
Kaoru: A movie called Hiko Potter? What kind of movie is that?
Lyle: *clears throat* Well, its from a book that a woman made (her name is J.K. Howling hehe) and it was called Hiko Potter. She was a descendant of someone's mother here...and its not Kaoru.
Everyone: *looks at Kaoru*
Kaoru: What?!? Why are you all staring at me?!?
Everyone: *ignoring Kaoru and looks at Lyle again*
Lyle: Now to continue. The reason I had to come from the future was because all of the people who tried out didn't look like Hiko, Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, and Yahiko...So then I built a time machine to come to the past and hire you five!!!
Everyone: Ok....
Lyle: So go into the car and come time travel to the future with me!!
Everyone: *nods and goes into the car, then goes into hyperspace to get into the future*

More coming soon!!!