you must follow these steps precisely. Ok first of all you need to be married to lady grey. you muat bang her until she gives you the obsedian long sword. after you receive the obsedian longsword you must add a health augmentation and sharpening augmentation. Note: you must use obsedian longsword received by lady grey or else you will not be able to find the sandgoose. now you must change your title to arseface. the guy who gives you the title is right outside the heros guild. you must go to bowerstone quarry and follow that assholes request so you can marry his daughter. although we all know you dont marry anyone. ok now save because it gets pretty tricky. from this point on you cannot die or else you must load. goto bowerstone north and get lady grey to divroce you than save again. save after everything you do because i dont feel like saying save over and over. take a spade and head over to oakvale to find the pirates treasure than marry his wife. now goto oakvale cemetary now dig next to the grave and get the obsedian great axe. now take the sword and axe and sell it to the armorer in oakvale. now that you have sold him that stuff to the shopkeep he will begin to ramble about how he saw a sandgoose in hook coast. it is just rambelings really nothing that great. when that happened i kinda got pissed and slaughter my wife because i have anger issues. than i went to hook coast. i slept in the bed where you own the house. during the night a short cutscene appeared that had shown a scene were the jack of blades is on the light house doing something with fire and than a bird came out of the beach and flew away. after you come out of your comatose heaD TO TWINBLADES camp and goto twinblades tent. go up the path that takes you to a cliff and again you will see the bird fly off in the distance. it will fly back twards you and you will go into a nother cutscene. go back to oakvale and head to the docks. there will be a man there, you will know him when you see him. talk to the man and he will ask you if you will take a ride with him. ok say no, i know you are anxious but make sure your magic skill is as high as it can go. he will take you to another sword in the stone, but this one you need your magic all the way full because it has a magical barrier around it. when you break through the barrier another cutscene will occour and the spirit of the great goose will be consumed by the sword and you can now take it. you are now the proud owner of the SANDGOOSE great sword. if this does not work for you than contact me. leave me a message on my guestbook.