The Adventures of Father Matt!!!
A letter from Father Matt: Dear fellow communist japanese, I say that we end poverty using communism. I also propose ending richness. We can tackle both of these using corparate logos. For example, make pancakes out of the Pillsbury® dough boy.
This will give a poor african family a square meal. This will also end the life of a moneymaking sponser.
We can also make people happy by brainwashing sponsers such as carrot top, snuggles, and Alf. We can kill three birds with one stone. Remember, Jesus loves you.
From, Father Matt
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