Darkhenge
You jump on a large cloud which whisks you way to a very dark place. The sky is navy blue and full of stars with flecks of mauve. You get off the cloud and on the floor there lies a plaque made of steely-blue stone engraved with the words:
"When you enter here, spare a thought for Ichiban, who created this portal with his own life energies to save the world. May he sleep in peace."
You look above the plaque where a rainbow coloured portal has opened. A small purple fairy sits in the portal, with her legs dangling out over the edge.
"HIHI! I'm ICHIBANA! I'm a Sprite! Teehee!" She squeaks, giggling.
She is holding a big black baseball bat and you stop for a moment.
"Well, coming or not? come and have a cuppa tea!"