Quotes

Luby: Downloading illegal movies is like nuclear profilication
Me: Ok, Michael, you're gonna have to explain that to me

Me: what if M&Ms were human size like on tv? you could take huge bites!
Mom: yea, but they'd probably try to eat you instead

Lunig: I'm gonna get some Swiss Rolls. $1.09??? What the hell? Who the hell charges 9 more cents? What were they thinking? I bet it was the Swiss. They always do fucked up things. THIS IS AMERICA, NOT FUCKING SWITZERLAND!!! FUCK YOU, LITTLE DEBBIE!!!

Susanna: You guys, I'm not a faucet, you can't just turn me on.

Me: Why dont you try thinking?
Ashley: (points to her blond hair) You see this? You know what this means?

My anti-drug is marijuana.
--Jeremy

That's what SHE said.
--Ben Brewer

Would you wear shoes if you had no feet? No? Then why do you wear a bra?
--Nick Lunig

Yes, Mrs. Fuchette, I have ants in my pants
--Thomas

Marcus:God damn, I have to do some gay homework
Lunig: Hah hah, you said it was gay, even though it isn't really gay cause it doesn't like men

I'll do it and you back me up.
--Nick Che

I remember the good old days when curling was a sport
--Lunig

If you're stupid enough to fall down in the shower, you're probably stupid enough to piss on yourself.
--Dan Summers

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