Um... what to say, what to say... This is what's in my profile. Granted, it's about seven years old, so you've probably seen everything in here at least five times in your life, and I haven't taken a look at it since, so if you find anything juvenile in here or just... stupid, don't hold it against me. Enjoy, and remember to wash your hands after you're done.

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Jokes
Quotes
Images
Ass Icons
Ways To Get Rid of a Blind Date
Ways To Confuse Your Roomate
How to Be an Annoying Professor
Things to Do With Condoms
Things to Do at the McDonalds Drive-thru
Things to Do at the Movies
Things to Do in Walmart
How to Win Arguments
Bumper Stickers
Famout Last Words
Last Night
My Dog
All About College
SAT Tests
Theory of Relativity
Prank Form
Idiot Stories
Another Way to Think of Girls
Ways to Impress
Girl/Guy Translations
Cats & Dogs
Pick Up Lines
Things to Say When Drunk
A Man's Drink
Why it's Good to be a Man
Actual Definition of the F word
Love Equations

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