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the newly formed life after death is inside a gym working out. the are taking a break. lightning goes and gets them some water. they all sit down at this table and start talking.
Strangler: looking good guys! we are the most domanate team in TRWF! we already proved it when joey and me made our debut! the duck proved it when he beat the shit out of darren and marcus! lightning proved it when she brought the undisputed intercontintial championship to life after death! and guess what? jarred, you and my cousin get the chance to prove it again when you beat two other teams to become the number one contenders for the tag team championships! you know marcus and darren havn't had enough of life after death.
LOD: yeah, but after jarred and i win the number one contendership match, then go on to beat marcus and darren, the gay sensations, i'm sure those two ass clowns will have had enough! when jarred and i make them rest in piece!
Lightning: guys, this is going to be so great! i have the undisputed IC championship, john is the number one contender for the ultimate world championship, which after the beating he gave jason lockheart, i'm sure he can beat scott stiener! and my soon to be husband jarred and newfound friend LOD will soon be the number one contenders for the tag titles, and i know for a fact that marcus and darren can not beat life after death!
The Duck: yeah, and john has already done something that not even i was able to do, he beat jason lockheart! so i know i made the right choice about bringing him to TRWF! i still remember when i first me "the strangler", it was back in old ewf days. you became the vice president of ewf, you saw alot of talent in me so you recruited me. then later we became good friends and you havn't even been wrestling a year when we met, and i taught you about everything you know. then we parted ways for a wile and met up again in 3wa where we once again teamed up. but it closed down the day you became there first world champion.
Strangler: one team i remember us having the most force with is HWO-Hardcore World Order! i mean, jarred, you and i started team hwo back in old ewf days! when you became my trainer! as the time passed you finally seeked me out and got me to come to TRWF, i arrive here, and i find out theres another HWO? ah well, it dont matter, because life after death is going to show them what hardcore is all about! on turbulance i heard scott stiener say i should have joined hwo, if you ask me, he just wanted me to join him so he wouldn't have to lose that championship to me!
Lightning: i dont know about you guys but sitting in this gym is getting old, we all had our good workouts for today, lets go out and party, have some fun!
They all agree as they get dressed and leave the gym.
Two hours later
life after death walks into what appears to be a arcade. strangler puts on some boxing gloves and starts playing a virtual reality boxing game wile lightning is watching LOD and The Duck play some air hockey.
The Duck: well you beat me at air hockey, lets try some pool.
the duck and lod move over to the pool table and prepare to play wile lightning goes over and watches the strangler boxing. round 13 just ended and she starts messaging his sholders as if hes in a real fight. then the round starts again, strangler goes all out and wins the fight.
Lightning: congradulations john, but its not like a real boxing fight, so why do you like this game so much?
Strangler: because these so called boxing gloves are made out of metel. they are heavy on your hands, and when you punch it kinda gives you a good arm workout.
Lightning: why dont you have some fun for now?
Strangler: i dont mean to crash anyones party or anything but i'll have some fun after i win the ultimate world championship! i mean i am going to be facing scott stiener, i know i can beat him, i know i'm going to beat him, but i'm going to make sure i'm completly ready! and one things for sure, win lose or draw, stiener is going to get the absolute best of the strangler!
LOD: damn jarred, your good at pool. you beat me by a long shot!
The Duck: you know it! lets go get something to eat, how about we go buy some Quacker jacks?
they laugh as the scene fades out, then just a few minutes later opens back up as it shows life after death in stranglers mustange. they park the car in stranglers drive way and walk inside to be greeted by michelle and vanessa. stranglers wife and daughter. strangler introduces the duck and lightning. michelle and vanessa already know LOD because they are family and she has seen the duck before but never met him. Lightning sits down and starts talking to michelle and vanessa wile strangler LOD and the duck walk into the kitchen.
Strangler: i wont be here long, i just wanted to grab a few extra dollors. and give something to michelle and vanessa.
they walk back into the living room and strangler gives michelle and vanessa two front row tickets to invasion live.
Strangler: now i can have my family at ringside when lightning beats marcus for the X-division title, and wile LOD and The Duck wins number one contendership for the tag team titles, and to watch the duck and lightning get married. well were off now.
strangler kisses michelle then walks out the door followed by the rest of his stablemates. they get back in the car, strangler is behind the wheel, LOD is in the passanager side wile the duck and lightning are in the back seat all over each other making out.
LOD: i know one thing, i dread to see these two at the wedding.
Strangler: and why is that?
LOD: because once we hear the words "you may now kiss the bride" we are all in for a show!
Strangler: dont worry, i have a crow bar in the trunk to pry them apart!
LOD and strangler laugh at this remark as they pull out of the drive way and the scene goes to black again.
Ten minutes later
Life after death pulls into the drive through window at McDonalds. they order some food wile talking to the checkout person.
Clerk: wait a minute! i know you! you four are life after death!
The Duck: boy oh boy, nothing gets by you does it?
Lightning: honey! you dont have to be so rude!
The Duck: sorry, its a habbit now, you can thank john for this habbit! when i was training him every remark that came out of his mouth was sarcastic! so i sorta picked up the habbit!
Clerk: its ok, i'm used to it anyways. i know you dont like marcus arman but believe it or not, he used to work here!
LOD: you mean the marcus amran in TRWF? the one thats going to get his ass kicked and lose the tag team championships to me and the duck?
Clerk: thats they guy, i dont know about you kicking his ass part, but other then that its the guy!
LOD looks away and slips in his red contacts and looks back at the clerk with his eyes glowing red. she gets a really nervous look on her face as she hands them there food and they pull over to eat.
The Duck: you know, eating this reminds me of damage inc.
Lightning: why?
The Duck: because LOD and myself are going to eat them up!
LOD: Damn straight! we are going to give them the beating they never dreamed about! and these other guys, K-Kwik and Shelton Benjiman, i dont know who they are trying to impress! i mean shelton is nothing more then a rookie! and K-Kwik needs to stay in music and stay away from wrestling with the big boys!
The Duck: i'm sure after we win the number one contendership K-Kwik will wish he wasn't born!
Strangler: guys, we are a bit late.
Strangler starts the car up and leaves the parking lot.
30 minutes later
they pull into the parking lot of the TRWF arena. life after death gets out and grabs there bags out of the trunk. the walk toward the arena double doors. they walks in the arena and ask a staff member where the LAD locker room is, he points in one direction. LAD finds there locker room and walks in. they drop there bags and sit down. Lightning finds a tape laying in a chair. she picks it up and puts it in the VCR. the tape is of shelton benjiman and K-Kwik doing there promo. all of lad begins to laugh at the promo.
LOD: these two will be no problem! just a small stepping stone in our path of the tag team championships! i will show these two what hell is all about!
The Duck: your damn straight! lets get ready and finesh this in the ring!
ten minutes later.
sinner by drowning pool plays all over the arena. and these words appear on the titentron.
LAD walks out onto the stage area. strangler walks to the left side flipping the audience off. LOD walks to the right side yelling at the audience wile the duck and lightning stand in the middle. they kiss then the four stablemates walk towards the ring.
Ring announcer: Please welcome, LAD-Life After Death!
The four get in the ring as strangler gets a microphone from the ring announcer.
Strangler: wooo!!! it feels good to be back in this town! NOT! I am sorry but this town has more fat ass nobodys then any place i have ever seen! i mean everywhere i look there is a fat ass walking around! but anyways, i'm not here to talk about the fat asses, like that man in the front row.
The Duck: your right, we are here to talk about how lightning is going to beat marcus for the X-division championship! and how The Lord Of Darkness and myself are going to bring the tag team championships to life after death!
LOD: you are correct! i mean we are completly unstoppable! now for the tag champs, marcus and darren, if you was the duck i'm sure you would have done the same thing! i mean where was your team going? the duck teamed with marcus and darren for around a month, and you two ass clowns just recently won the tag team championships? well look at us! we have been a team for one week now, only one week, and lightning has the undisputed IC title, and is going to beat you marcus for the X-division title. i am already number one contender for the world title that scott stiener has, also the duck and LOD is going to win the number one contendership of the tag titles. so then we can take that title from you!
The Duck: yeah, hes right marcus, we teamed for around a month, and you losers just now became the tag champs. where as in a month teaming with life after death, we will have five championships to our name! we already have the undisputed IC title, and we will soon have the X-division, the tag, and the ultimate world title!
Lightning: marcus, all i got to say for you is that your days as X-division title are numbered, just like your days as tag champ!
Strangler: we are the most domanate force to ever step in a ring period! you people know what makes us so good? i have been a manager before, i have taught people about wrestling a few times, i should know what makes us so good! ok, lets start with lightning, she is the best female wrestler in sports entertainment! lets move on to the duck, he has a hell of a good combination with power and speed! and as for the lord of darkness, he dont just want to win matches, he wants to punish his opponates! he is one of the most hardcore superstars i have ever seen! and as for myself, i'm the best mat taticion the world has ever seen! now for the dumbass people like marcus and darren, mat taticion means i know every hold, plus a few i have made up to hurt you, and i can reverse any thing you throw at me! that i garen dam tee you! these special qualitys in each of us is what makes us the best stable ever! even better then HWO!
LOD: and we get to prove that at invasion! after we take care of K-Kwik and shelton, we will have to deal with damage Inc. and that is a small faction of HWO. the duck and myself are going to beat the shit out of that faction of HWO! and no one can stop us! we do what we want when we want!
Strangler: you know, i think we have gave too much time too these fat ass clowns of an audience. lets get out of here.
with that said strangler drops the microphone as sinner starts playing again. all four of LAD heads backstage getting booed the whole time.
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