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Session Start: Tue Sep 18 21:22:41 2001

* Klork quirks a brow, glancing up

<Klork> Yes..and there is more..

<Klork> Heya Mo! *waves*

<Klork> hangover...? Oh man..where'd he take you?

* HappyLittleMoron uhm...comes in from work then <G>

* TurtleNinja goes for more miso....

* HappyLittleMoron manafests her bag away and streatches...lookin' around...

* HappyLittleMoron follows the voices* Ahh...so this is where the party is..

* Klork hns...sipping at his soup and smirking up at her

<Klork> hey hot stuff *winks, sipping s'more*

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and chuckles, walking over to kiss the top of his head* Hot stuff, hm, handsom?

* Klork purrs, smirkin lopsidedly

<Shiva> "Somewhere called a 'bar'."

* HappyLittleMoron blinks...

<HappyLittleMoron> Mondo took you to a bar...? *pulls a chair out and straddles it*

<Klork> Geeze...no wonder you have a headache..

* Mondo comes downstairs in an old tee and a pair of shorts, groaning

<Shiva> Some guy challenged me to a drinking contest. I won. *Winces* Although maybe won is a little strong a word.

* Klork sighs...pouring more soup

<Klork> eh..soup?

<Mondo> can I get the number of the bus that hit me?

* TurtleNinja sits down with her own miso, sipping some....

* HappyLittleMoron blinks* I uh...sure...*grins, then blinks at Mondo, snickering slightly*

* Klork pours some into a bowl for Mo', then setting one in front of Shiva and pouring another for Mondo

<Klork> eh, ti's Miso Soup ifn you like it..

<HappyLittleMoron> Thanks...*begins eating, huuuuuuungry*

<Mondo_Gecko> I think I broke something

* Mondo_Gecko goes to the pantry and gets asprin..lots and lots of asprin

* HappyLittleMoron blinks* Your remaining brain cells.....?

<Mondo_Gecko> ...yea..that's it

* Mondo_Gecko groans

<Mondo_Gecko> the worst part is I can't even remember what happened

* Mondo_Gecko sniffs his armpit and makes a face

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and shakes her head, finishing up her soup

<Mondo_Gecko> jeeze

* Klork sips

<Mondo_Gecko> that's probably a good thing though

<Shiva> Likewise. Is this common?

* TurtleNinja looks between Mondo and Shiva....

<Mondo_Gecko> yea it's called a hangover

* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Gotta pay for your actions..

* Klork nods

<Mondo_Gecko> Good lord sees to it

<Klork> too true..*downs his soup and washes the bowl*

<Mondo_Gecko> sinnin has it's price

<Mondo_Gecko> .....wait!! Shiva!? where ..did..you ..wake..up

* HappyLittleMoron washes hers and stuff, then snickers* But sometimes tthe sin is just so damn fun..*grins lopsidedly*

<Shiva> *Shrugs* "In your room."

* Mondo_Gecko coughs!

<Mondo_Gecko> What!?

* Klork blinks...

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and runs a hand through her hair

<Mondo_Gecko> ok....

<Mondo_Gecko> ok..

* Klork glances between the two...and is suddenly reminded of moonlighting...

* HappyLittleMoron arches a brow, putting away whatever dishes there are and leans back on the counter before looking down at herself* Hmm...shower calls...

* Klork nods, cleanin'

<TurtleNinja> Heh....I've never gotten drunk before. :P

<HappyLittleMoron> I be back...*jogs up the stairs*

<Klork> Ahh...*looks at TN, clearing his throat and cocking his head towards the door, heading into the living room*

* Mondo_Gecko bangs his head against the fridge

<Mondo_Gecko> .oO(I may or may not have had sex)

<Mondo_Gecko> .oO( and she may or may not be pregnant)

<Mondo_Gecko> .oO(LIFE SUCKS)

<Mondo_Gecko> I need a beer

<TurtleNinja> Umm....*blushes* .oO(oh man....stupid me...)

* TurtleNinja hurries away up to the hot tub.

<Mondo_Gecko> um..Shiva?

* Klork sits at the couch, turning on the tv

* Shiva looks to Mondo

* HappyLittleMoron comes into the living room shortly...wearing jeans, tank top and her huge black hoodie

* Shiva shakes her head

* Klork looks up from the couch, standing

<Klork> hey..wanna go for a walk?

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks* Uh..sure...*grins*

<Mondo_Gecko> but...it coulda happened!

<````Draconigeno> Shiva "It?"

<Mondo_Gecko> SEX

* Mondo_Gecko bangs his head on the fridge some more

* HappyLittleMoron heads over to Klork, zipping her hoodie up a lil' more* Where ya wanna go..?

<Mondo_Gecko> I COULD have had sex...but I don't know..neither of us remember a damn thing

* Klork listens to the thudding from the kitchen...* Hm..either they're making up, or he still doesn't know..

* Shiva shrugs

<HappyLittleMoron> Ohh...*cringes* That ain't cool..

<Mondo_Gecko> and I don't know what's more annoying.. knowing that I COULD have had sex but I don't even remember it.. or wondering if your....

<Mondo_Gecko> ACK!!

<Mondo_Gecko> ok...

<Mondo_Gecko> ok ok...

* Mondo_Gecko whimpers

<Mondo_Gecko> *w* But I don't wanna kid!

* Shiva looks around "Do we have any pickles?"

* Klork opens the door for her, heading out

<Mondo_Gecko> ACK!!!

* HappyLittleMoron goes with... (care to drop eaves? ;))

* Mondo_Gecko cries!!!!

* Shiva looks bvaffled by Mondo's reaction* Is this common?

<Mondo_Gecko> for pregnancy..

<Mondo_Gecko> .....tell me...do you feel moody? barfy?

<Mondo_Gecko> bitchy?

* Shiva looks at Mondo* For the males if they don't know if they've had sex or not.

<Mondo_Gecko> swollen ankles?

<Mondo_Gecko> ...oh yea that's normal

* Mondo_Gecko grips her sholders

<Mondo_Gecko> is there something inside of you yearning to break free?!

* Shiva looks at Mondo with a raised eyeridge

<Shiva> Are you sure you don't smoke pot anymore?

* Mondo_Gecko whimpers

<Mondo_Gecko> ok....I need help..I need a chick.....

* Mondo_Gecko runs around

<Mondo_Gecko> hello!?

<Mondo_Gecko> any chicks!?

* Rica trudges down the stairs...looking ill as she goes into the kitchen

<Mondo_Gecko> ..hey!!*skids to her* You need to help me!!

* Diana's in the workout room, beating up on the punching bag*

* Rica blinks, looking pale as is, that scaring the shit outta her* Wha...? With what??

<Mondo_Gecko> ShemightbepregnantandIcan'tremembersexI'mgoingcrazy!

* Rica furrows her brow, squinting at him

* Rica sighs* WHO might be pregnant now?

* Mondo_Gecko dances on the spot

<Mondo_Gecko> Shheeevaaaa

<Mondo_Gecko> help!

* Rica arches a brow, thinking heman for a minute, then blinks* Ah..ok..um..*looks over at Shiva*

* Shiva shrugs

<Rica> Ok...eh, Shiva? Do you hurt anywhere? *sits down across from her, her own head throbbing due to her recovering flu*

<Shiva> My head.

* Rica tilts her head to the side* Anywhere else? Like in your abdomen? *rubs at her temples*

<Shiva> Now that you mention it, a little.

<Mondo_Gecko> pregnant chicks abdomen's hurt?

<Mondo_Gecko> AHHH!

* Rica shrugs* What, you think shovin' something up there doesn't hurt?

<Rica> My best friend was walkin' saddle for the entire following day..

<Mondo_Gecko> ...ohh

<Mondo_Gecko> So....can you do it?

* Rica looks at Shiva* Like, where in your abdomen do you hurt?

* Rica looks up at Mondo* Eh...I'm only tryin' to find out the first part..I ain't the stork ya know...

* Shiva passes her right hand over the lower part

<Mondo_Gecko> yea but..can you ..you know...buy the..*looks away and mumbles* test

* Rica chuckles* Yea yea yea...*sniffs* Why're you so anxious..?

* Rica winks, that meant to be rhetorical*

<Rica> they're spendy tho...and you may want to get more than one cuz they're not always accurate...

* Mondo_Gecko whimpers

<Mondo_Gecko> I hate life

* Rica nods* IT apparently feels the sentimate at the moment *gets up, going upstairs and coming back down dressed in something other than pjs* You got any money for this?

<Mondo_Gecko> Yea..

* Rica stretches, sniffing at her stuffed up nose* You may wanna explain to her how to use em'..cuz I'm not *smirks weakly*

<Mondo_Gecko> O O

* Rica holds her hand out for de' dinero*

<Mondo_Gecko> I don't know anything about that...stuff

* Rica smirks* Well, ya shouldn't think with Little Mondo next time..

* TurtleNinja comes back down for some more miso.

<Mondo_Gecko> I was drunk!

* TurtleNinja blinks.

* Shiva frowns

<TurtleNinja> Is everything ok, Mondo?

* Rica chuckles* Uh huh...and I suppose that wasn't your fault either? *pats his shoulder* I'll bring you the receipt..*heads out the door to de' store*

* TurtleNinja sets down her miso.

<TurtleNinja> Anything I can do to help, Mondo?

* Mondo_Gecko cries

* TurtleNinja goes over and gives Mondo a hug.

<TurtleNinja> S'up?

<Mondo_Gecko> start knitting little booties

<Mondo_Gecko> carve my gravestone while your at it

<TurtleNinja> Uh oh...Shiva's pregnant?

* Rica comes back after some time with a plastic bag, going over to Mondo and putting the two boxes and a receipt in his hands* These are the best two on the market *smirks a little* The price is a bit high--BUT..you want accurate results, right?

* TurtleNinja blinks.

* Mondo_Gecko NODS

<Mondo_Gecko> ok......Shiva

<Mondo_Gecko> this is gonna seem really weird...

<Mondo_Gecko> I don't even know how a tampon works..

* Mondo_Gecko calls out loudly "and I wish there was some nice chick here to help!!"

<TurtleNinja> You want a chica to help her with that?

* Rica pats his shoulders* Just read her the instructions.

<TurtleNinja> I could help her out with that, Mondo. I've done those before.

<Mondo_Gecko> thanks!!!

* Mondo_Gecko tosses them to her

* TurtleNinja catches and looks to Rica.

<TurtleNinja> Heh...ok... :P

* TurtleNinja looks to Mondo.

<TurtleNinja> You want me to tell you soon as I find out?

* Mondo_Gecko nods

<Mondo_Gecko> yea..

<TurtleNinja> Ok.

* Rica shrugs, shuffling* Don't lookat me, I'm a virgin *winks innocently at Mondo before trudging back upstairs*

* Mondo_Gecko crosses his arms

<TurtleNinja> Heh...well, technically, I am too....but I'd rather not get into it....*sighs* Where's Shiva?

* Ladon is still sleeping next to Rica's bed, his head resting against the matress

* Shiva looks up

<Mondo_Gecko> Shiva??

* Shiva stands

<Mondo_Gecko> um

<Mondo_Gecko> we...need you to take a test..

<TurtleNinja> It won't hurt, promise. *smiles*

* Shiva nods and goes with TN

* TurtleNinja leads Shiva to one of the bathrooms....

* a moment later Shiva can be heard yelling "I'm supposed to do what?!"

* TurtleNinja blushes.

<TurtleNinja> well...it's either you pee on this thing or I have Zoe take a magical look at ya.

* Shiva does as she's told

* Rica sleeps on the couch, not making it to her room*

<TurtleNinja> ok...now we just wait a few seconds...blue you're pregnant, red you're not...

* Mondo_Gecko runs up and down the house

<TurtleNinja> And this looks like red....so....you're not. Better go tell Mondo the news, hon. *gives Shiva a hug* He's flipping out...

* Rica throws a pillow at him as he goes by* You're making too much NOISE!

* Rica rolls over and sleeps again*

<Mondo_Gecko> AHHH!

* Rica sits upright, eyes wide* WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!? *throws a few random items at him, head throbbing*

* Shiva walks over to Mondo* I'm not pregnant.

* TurtleNinja is right behind Shiva.

<Mondo_Gecko> ...

<Mondo_Gecko> WHOOHOOO!!!

* Mondo_Gecko starts doing the dance of joy

* TurtleNinja chuckles.

<Mondo_Gecko> OH THANK YOU GOD! I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!

* Rica groans, deciding to go to her room after all..*

<Mondo_Gecko> ....

<Mondo_Gecko> NO NO!!

<Mondo_Gecko> I TAKE THAT BACK!!

* TurtleNinja sweatdrops.

<TurtleNinja> Ehehehe...sure, Mondo. Sure. :P

* Diana blinks and ccomes out of the workout room...snickering* Did I just hear what I thought I heard?

* Rica calls out of her room* I AM HOLDING YOU TO THAT, Mondo!! *goes into her room to zonk once more*

<TurtleNinja> I think ya did, Diana.

* Shiva looks at Mondo like he's just insulted her and stalks out the door

* Diana laughs!!!*

<Mondo_Gecko> I take it back I take it back!!

* Diana sits down and holds her sides as she laughs*

<Mondo_Gecko> I gravel at your feet oh..omnipotent one!

* TurtleNinja chuckles.

* Ladon walks down to the mainroom. He looks around* What's going on?

<Diana> I don't know...but it's funny...*grins*

* Mondo_Gecko huffs

<Mondo_Gecko> you mock my pain!

* Diana grins and nods* Just as you would do mine ;-)

<Mondo_Gecko> ..yea probably

<Mondo_Gecko> ok..well

<Mondo_Gecko> I'm gonna go get chips

* Mondo_Gecko walks off as if nothing happened

* Ladon looks at Mondo. "What's going on?"

<TurtleNinja> Nee...don't eat outta the bag this time, dude! :P

<Mondo_Gecko> nuthing

* Ladon looks around the mainroom* Hey, where's Shiva?

<TurtleNinja> Um...*looks around* I dunno...

* Diana shakes her head a lil'* Me neither...

* Diana gets up and curls up in a chair*

* TurtleNinja flops down on the sofa and gets out a sketchpad, sketching idly.

* Klork pokes his head in the front door, smirk on his face

<Klork> Hey ppl!

<TurtleNinja> Heya Klork. *waves*

* Diana looks up and grins* Heyhey..

<Klork> um..we're back, how'd that sex mess end up? Did they find out anything?

* HappyLittleMoron grins...is with him...

<Diana> Mondo swore it off...*grins wickedly*

* Ladon raises an eyeridge* Sex?

* TurtleNinja snickers.

<TurtleNinja> Yeah, but she's not pregnant...

<Klork> Oh, ok, well...as long as they're ok with it..

* HappyLittleMoron nods...lips still curved with a happy smile...

* Diana snickers again*

* Klork chews on his lip, lookin' just about as happy

* Diana eyes the two* Hmm...you two seem abnormally happy...*grins*

* Klork blinks

<Klork> who..? us? Heh...

* Klork smirks

* HappyLittleMoron grins* And if we are...?

* Diana stands up, glancing at Ladon and TN* Did a little more than simply go on a walk, did you?

<Klork> Hm? Oh, well, we walked...yeah, partially

<Ladon> "Huh?"

* Klork smirks again

<Diana> ...do I want to know...?

* Klork blinks

<Klork> Agh, stoppit, it's not dirty or anything *grins*

* Diana snickers* Suresure...no really...what's going on..?

* Klork looks at HLM

* HappyLittleMoron grins, looking at Klork* ...you wanna tell them, or should I..?

* Klork smirks

<Klork> Ah..well, you can if'n you want..

* Klork nudges her slightly

<Klork> go for it..

<TurtleNinja> What 'bout me 'n Ladon?

* HappyLittleMoron grins, opening her mouth to say something, then blinks, thrown* Huh??

* Klork chuckles

<Klork> tell em'! *smirks*

* TurtleNinja sweatdrops.

<HappyLittleMoron> I..! OK! *laughs* Klork just proposed to me! We're engaged *grins*

<TurtleNinja> What the hell?

* TurtleNinja smiles.

<TurtleNinja> Congrats!

* Klork chuckles

* Diana blinkblinks, looking shocked* I..uh...*grins* Congradulations...!

<Diana> .oO(Talk about moving fast, though...)

* HappyLittleMoron grins, cuddling close to Klork and nodding happily

* Ladon Smiles. He hugs HLM and Klork at the same time, lifting them off their feet.* That's wonderful news!!

* Klork slides his arm around her, then errmmpphhs, getting double-smooshied

<HappyLittleMoron> Erf!! *kinda...hugs back the best she can*

* TurtleNinja chuckles and waits her turn for a hug.

<HappyLittleMoron> ....uh...Ladon...air...we need...air...

<Klork> air...good thing..

* Ladon sets them down

* Klork breathes deeply

<HappyLittleMoron> Oof...*takes a deep breath* Thanks...*grins*

* TurtleNinja goes over to give them each a hug.

* Ladon looks around.* Where're my paints. This event diserves to be remembered.

* HappyLittleMoron smiles and hugs TN back

* Klork hugs TN, nodding a thanks..then blinks at Ladon

<Klork> I...hn...could we postpone the paintn'? I gotta go to bed tonight...I will take you up on it tho!

* HappyLittleMoron nodnods* Me, too...I think we both have work in the morning..

* Klork nods

<Klork> early shift..

* Ladon nods

* Klork heads up the stairs, wavin'...

<HappyLittleMoron> Sleep well, all...*smiles and heads for the stairs w/ Klork...Diana having dissapeared somewhere in the course of all this*

* Klork ..goes t' bed with her n' etc

Session Close: Tue Sep 18 23:42:32 2001

9-19-01

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