Session Start: Tue Sep 18 21:22:41 2001
* Klork quirks a brow, glancing up
<Klork> Yes..and there is more..
<Klork> Heya Mo! *waves*
<Klork> hangover...? Oh man..where'd he take you?
* HappyLittleMoron uhm...comes in from work then <G>
* TurtleNinja goes for more miso....
* HappyLittleMoron manafests her bag away and streatches...lookin' around...
* HappyLittleMoron follows the voices* Ahh...so this is where the party is..
* Klork hns...sipping at his soup and smirking up at her
<Klork> hey hot stuff *winks, sipping s'more*
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and chuckles, walking over to kiss the top of his head* Hot stuff, hm, handsom?
* Klork purrs, smirkin lopsidedly
<Shiva> "Somewhere called a 'bar'."
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...
<HappyLittleMoron> Mondo took you to a bar...? *pulls a chair out and straddles it*
<Klork> Geeze...no wonder you have a headache..
* Mondo comes downstairs in an old tee and a pair of shorts, groaning
<Shiva> Some guy challenged me to a drinking contest. I won. *Winces* Although maybe won is a little strong a word.
* Klork sighs...pouring more soup
<Klork> eh..soup?
<Mondo> can I get the number of the bus that hit me?
* TurtleNinja sits down with her own miso, sipping some....
* HappyLittleMoron blinks* I uh...sure...*grins, then blinks at Mondo, snickering slightly*
* Klork pours some into a bowl for Mo', then setting one in front of Shiva and pouring another for Mondo
<Klork> eh, ti's Miso Soup ifn you like it..
<HappyLittleMoron> Thanks...*begins eating, huuuuuuungry*
<Mondo_Gecko> I think I broke something
* Mondo_Gecko goes to the pantry and gets asprin..lots and lots of asprin
* HappyLittleMoron blinks* Your remaining brain cells.....?
<Mondo_Gecko> ...yea..that's it
* Mondo_Gecko groans
<Mondo_Gecko> the worst part is I can't even remember what happened
* Mondo_Gecko sniffs his armpit and makes a face
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and shakes her head, finishing up her soup
<Mondo_Gecko> jeeze
* Klork sips
<Mondo_Gecko> that's probably a good thing though
<Shiva> Likewise. Is this common?
* TurtleNinja looks between Mondo and Shiva....
<Mondo_Gecko> yea it's called a hangover
* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Gotta pay for your actions..
* Klork nods
<Mondo_Gecko> Good lord sees to it
<Klork> too true..*downs his soup and washes the bowl*
<Mondo_Gecko> sinnin has it's price
<Mondo_Gecko> .....wait!! Shiva!? where ..did..you ..wake..up
* HappyLittleMoron washes hers and stuff, then snickers* But sometimes tthe sin is just so damn fun..*grins lopsidedly*
<Shiva> *Shrugs* "In your room."
* Mondo_Gecko coughs!
<Mondo_Gecko> What!?
* Klork blinks...
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and runs a hand through her hair
<Mondo_Gecko> ok....
<Mondo_Gecko> ok..
* Klork glances between the two...and is suddenly reminded of moonlighting...
* HappyLittleMoron arches a brow, putting away whatever dishes there are and leans back on the counter before looking down at herself* Hmm...shower calls...
* Klork nods, cleanin'
<TurtleNinja> Heh....I've never gotten drunk before. :P
<HappyLittleMoron> I be back...*jogs up the stairs*
<Klork> Ahh...*looks at TN, clearing his throat and cocking his head towards the door, heading into the living room*
* Mondo_Gecko bangs his head against the fridge
<Mondo_Gecko> .oO(I may or may not have had sex)
<Mondo_Gecko> .oO( and she may or may not be pregnant)
<Mondo_Gecko> .oO(LIFE SUCKS)
<Mondo_Gecko> I need a beer
<TurtleNinja> Umm....*blushes* .oO(oh man....stupid me...)
* TurtleNinja hurries away up to the hot tub.
<Mondo_Gecko> um..Shiva?
* Klork sits at the couch, turning on the tv
* Shiva looks to Mondo
* HappyLittleMoron comes into the living room shortly...wearing jeans, tank top and her huge black hoodie
* Shiva shakes her head
* Klork looks up from the couch, standing
<Klork> hey..wanna go for a walk?
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks* Uh..sure...*grins*
<Mondo_Gecko> but...it coulda happened!
<````Draconigeno> Shiva "It?"
<Mondo_Gecko> SEX
* Mondo_Gecko bangs his head on the fridge some more
* HappyLittleMoron heads over to Klork, zipping her hoodie up a lil' more* Where ya wanna go..?
<Mondo_Gecko> I COULD have had sex...but I don't know..neither of us remember a damn thing
* Klork listens to the thudding from the kitchen...* Hm..either they're making up, or he still doesn't know..
* Shiva shrugs
<HappyLittleMoron> Ohh...*cringes* That ain't cool..
<Mondo_Gecko> and I don't know what's more annoying.. knowing that I COULD have had sex but I don't even remember it.. or wondering if your....
<Mondo_Gecko> ACK!!
<Mondo_Gecko> ok...
<Mondo_Gecko> ok ok...
* Mondo_Gecko whimpers
<Mondo_Gecko> *w* But I don't wanna kid!
* Shiva looks around "Do we have any pickles?"
* Klork opens the door for her, heading out
<Mondo_Gecko> ACK!!!
* HappyLittleMoron goes with... (care to drop eaves? ;))
* Mondo_Gecko cries!!!!
* Shiva looks bvaffled by Mondo's reaction* Is this common?
<Mondo_Gecko> for pregnancy..
<Mondo_Gecko> .....tell me...do you feel moody? barfy?
<Mondo_Gecko> bitchy?
* Shiva looks at Mondo* For the males if they don't know if they've had sex or not.
<Mondo_Gecko> swollen ankles?
<Mondo_Gecko> ...oh yea that's normal
* Mondo_Gecko grips her sholders
<Mondo_Gecko> is there something inside of you yearning to break free?!
* Shiva looks at Mondo with a raised eyeridge
<Shiva> Are you sure you don't smoke pot anymore?
* Mondo_Gecko whimpers
<Mondo_Gecko> ok....I need help..I need a chick.....
* Mondo_Gecko runs around
<Mondo_Gecko> hello!?
<Mondo_Gecko> any chicks!?
* Rica trudges down the stairs...looking ill as she goes into the kitchen
<Mondo_Gecko> ..hey!!*skids to her* You need to help me!!
* Diana's in the workout room, beating up on the punching bag*
* Rica blinks, looking pale as is, that scaring the shit outta her* Wha...? With what??
<Mondo_Gecko> ShemightbepregnantandIcan'tremembersexI'mgoingcrazy!
* Rica furrows her brow, squinting at him
* Rica sighs* WHO might be pregnant now?
* Mondo_Gecko dances on the spot
<Mondo_Gecko> Shheeevaaaa
<Mondo_Gecko> help!
* Rica arches a brow, thinking heman for a minute, then blinks* Ah..ok..um..*looks over at Shiva*
* Shiva shrugs
<Rica> Ok...eh, Shiva? Do you hurt anywhere? *sits down across from her, her own head throbbing due to her recovering flu*
<Shiva> My head.
* Rica tilts her head to the side* Anywhere else? Like in your abdomen? *rubs at her temples*
<Shiva> Now that you mention it, a little.
<Mondo_Gecko> pregnant chicks abdomen's hurt?
<Mondo_Gecko> AHHH!
* Rica shrugs* What, you think shovin' something up there doesn't hurt?
<Rica> My best friend was walkin' saddle for the entire following day..
<Mondo_Gecko> ...ohh
<Mondo_Gecko> So....can you do it?
* Rica looks at Shiva* Like, where in your abdomen do you hurt?
* Rica looks up at Mondo* Eh...I'm only tryin' to find out the first part..I ain't the stork ya know...
* Shiva passes her right hand over the lower part
<Mondo_Gecko> yea but..can you ..you know...buy the..*looks away and mumbles* test
* Rica chuckles* Yea yea yea...*sniffs* Why're you so anxious..?
* Rica winks, that meant to be rhetorical*
<Rica> they're spendy tho...and you may want to get more than one cuz they're not always accurate...
* Mondo_Gecko whimpers
<Mondo_Gecko> I hate life
* Rica nods* IT apparently feels the sentimate at the moment *gets up, going upstairs and coming back down dressed in something other than pjs* You got any money for this?
<Mondo_Gecko> Yea..
* Rica stretches, sniffing at her stuffed up nose* You may wanna explain to her how to use em'..cuz I'm not *smirks weakly*
<Mondo_Gecko> O O
* Rica holds her hand out for de' dinero*
<Mondo_Gecko> I don't know anything about that...stuff
* Rica smirks* Well, ya shouldn't think with Little Mondo next time..
* TurtleNinja comes back down for some more miso.
<Mondo_Gecko> I was drunk!
* TurtleNinja blinks.
* Shiva frowns
<TurtleNinja> Is everything ok, Mondo?
* Rica chuckles* Uh huh...and I suppose that wasn't your fault either? *pats his shoulder* I'll bring you the receipt..*heads out the door to de' store*
* TurtleNinja sets down her miso.
<TurtleNinja> Anything I can do to help, Mondo?
* Mondo_Gecko cries
* TurtleNinja goes over and gives Mondo a hug.
<TurtleNinja> S'up?
<Mondo_Gecko> start knitting little booties
<Mondo_Gecko> carve my gravestone while your at it
<TurtleNinja> Uh oh...Shiva's pregnant?
* Rica comes back after some time with a plastic bag, going over to Mondo and putting the two boxes and a receipt in his hands* These are the best two on the market *smirks a little* The price is a bit high--BUT..you want accurate results, right?
* TurtleNinja blinks.
* Mondo_Gecko NODS
<Mondo_Gecko> ok......Shiva
<Mondo_Gecko> this is gonna seem really weird...
<Mondo_Gecko> I don't even know how a tampon works..
* Mondo_Gecko calls out loudly "and I wish there was some nice chick here to help!!"
<TurtleNinja> You want a chica to help her with that?
* Rica pats his shoulders* Just read her the instructions.
<TurtleNinja> I could help her out with that, Mondo. I've done those before.
<Mondo_Gecko> thanks!!!
* Mondo_Gecko tosses them to her
* TurtleNinja catches and looks to Rica.
<TurtleNinja> Heh...ok... :P
* TurtleNinja looks to Mondo.
<TurtleNinja> You want me to tell you soon as I find out?
* Mondo_Gecko nods
<Mondo_Gecko> yea..
<TurtleNinja> Ok.
* Rica shrugs, shuffling* Don't lookat me, I'm a virgin *winks innocently at Mondo before trudging back upstairs*
* Mondo_Gecko crosses his arms
<TurtleNinja> Heh...well, technically, I am too....but I'd rather not get into it....*sighs* Where's Shiva?
* Ladon is still sleeping next to Rica's bed, his head resting against the matress
* Shiva looks up
<Mondo_Gecko> Shiva??
* Shiva stands
<Mondo_Gecko> um
<Mondo_Gecko> we...need you to take a test..
<TurtleNinja> It won't hurt, promise. *smiles*
* Shiva nods and goes with TN
* TurtleNinja leads Shiva to one of the bathrooms....
* a moment later Shiva can be heard yelling "I'm supposed to do what?!"
* TurtleNinja blushes.
<TurtleNinja> well...it's either you pee on this thing or I have Zoe take a magical look at ya.
* Shiva does as she's told
* Rica sleeps on the couch, not making it to her room*
<TurtleNinja> ok...now we just wait a few seconds...blue you're pregnant, red you're not...
* Mondo_Gecko runs up and down the house
<TurtleNinja> And this looks like red....so....you're not. Better go tell Mondo the news, hon. *gives Shiva a hug* He's flipping out...
* Rica throws a pillow at him as he goes by* You're making too much NOISE!
* Rica rolls over and sleeps again*
<Mondo_Gecko> AHHH!
* Rica sits upright, eyes wide* WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!? *throws a few random items at him, head throbbing*
* Shiva walks over to Mondo* I'm not pregnant.
* TurtleNinja is right behind Shiva.
<Mondo_Gecko> ...
<Mondo_Gecko> WHOOHOOO!!!
* Mondo_Gecko starts doing the dance of joy
* TurtleNinja chuckles.
<Mondo_Gecko> OH THANK YOU GOD! I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!
* Rica groans, deciding to go to her room after all..*
<Mondo_Gecko> ....
<Mondo_Gecko> NO NO!!
<Mondo_Gecko> I TAKE THAT BACK!!
* TurtleNinja sweatdrops.
<TurtleNinja> Ehehehe...sure, Mondo. Sure. :P
* Diana blinks and ccomes out of the workout room...snickering* Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
* Rica calls out of her room* I AM HOLDING YOU TO THAT, Mondo!! *goes into her room to zonk once more*
<TurtleNinja> I think ya did, Diana.
* Shiva looks at Mondo like he's just insulted her and stalks out the door
* Diana laughs!!!*
<Mondo_Gecko> I take it back I take it back!!
* Diana sits down and holds her sides as she laughs*
<Mondo_Gecko> I gravel at your feet oh..omnipotent one!
* TurtleNinja chuckles.
* Ladon walks down to the mainroom. He looks around* What's going on?
<Diana> I don't know...but it's funny...*grins*
* Mondo_Gecko huffs
<Mondo_Gecko> you mock my pain!
* Diana grins and nods* Just as you would do mine ;-)
<Mondo_Gecko> ..yea probably
<Mondo_Gecko> ok..well
<Mondo_Gecko> I'm gonna go get chips
* Mondo_Gecko walks off as if nothing happened
* Ladon looks at Mondo. "What's going on?"
<TurtleNinja> Nee...don't eat outta the bag this time, dude! :P
<Mondo_Gecko> nuthing
* Ladon looks around the mainroom* Hey, where's Shiva?
<TurtleNinja> Um...*looks around* I dunno...
* Diana shakes her head a lil'* Me neither...
* Diana gets up and curls up in a chair*
* TurtleNinja flops down on the sofa and gets out a sketchpad, sketching idly.
* Klork pokes his head in the front door, smirk on his face
<Klork> Hey ppl!
<TurtleNinja> Heya Klork. *waves*
* Diana looks up and grins* Heyhey..
<Klork> um..we're back, how'd that sex mess end up? Did they find out anything?
* HappyLittleMoron grins...is with him...
<Diana> Mondo swore it off...*grins wickedly*
* Ladon raises an eyeridge* Sex?
* TurtleNinja snickers.
<TurtleNinja> Yeah, but she's not pregnant...
<Klork> Oh, ok, well...as long as they're ok with it..
* HappyLittleMoron nods...lips still curved with a happy smile...
* Diana snickers again*
* Klork chews on his lip, lookin' just about as happy
* Diana eyes the two* Hmm...you two seem abnormally happy...*grins*
* Klork blinks
<Klork> who..? us? Heh...
* Klork smirks
* HappyLittleMoron grins* And if we are...?
* Diana stands up, glancing at Ladon and TN* Did a little more than simply go on a walk, did you?
<Klork> Hm? Oh, well, we walked...yeah, partially
<Ladon> "Huh?"
* Klork smirks again
<Diana> ...do I want to know...?
* Klork blinks
<Klork> Agh, stoppit, it's not dirty or anything *grins*
* Diana snickers* Suresure...no really...what's going on..?
* Klork looks at HLM
* HappyLittleMoron grins, looking at Klork* ...you wanna tell them, or should I..?
* Klork smirks
<Klork> Ah..well, you can if'n you want..
* Klork nudges her slightly
<Klork> go for it..
<TurtleNinja> What 'bout me 'n Ladon?
* HappyLittleMoron grins, opening her mouth to say something, then blinks, thrown* Huh??
* Klork chuckles
<Klork> tell em'! *smirks*
* TurtleNinja sweatdrops.
<HappyLittleMoron> I..! OK! *laughs* Klork just proposed to me! We're engaged *grins*
<TurtleNinja> What the hell?
* TurtleNinja smiles.
<TurtleNinja> Congrats!
* Klork chuckles
* Diana blinkblinks, looking shocked* I..uh...*grins* Congradulations...!
<Diana> .oO(Talk about moving fast, though...)
* HappyLittleMoron grins, cuddling close to Klork and nodding happily
* Ladon Smiles. He hugs HLM and Klork at the same time, lifting them off their feet.* That's wonderful news!!
* Klork slides his arm around her, then errmmpphhs, getting double-smooshied
<HappyLittleMoron> Erf!! *kinda...hugs back the best she can*
* TurtleNinja chuckles and waits her turn for a hug.
<HappyLittleMoron> ....uh...Ladon...air...we need...air...
<Klork> air...good thing..
* Ladon sets them down
* Klork breathes deeply
<HappyLittleMoron> Oof...*takes a deep breath* Thanks...*grins*
* TurtleNinja goes over to give them each a hug.
* Ladon looks around.* Where're my paints. This event diserves to be remembered.
* HappyLittleMoron smiles and hugs TN back
* Klork hugs TN, nodding a thanks..then blinks at Ladon
<Klork> I...hn...could we postpone the paintn'? I gotta go to bed tonight...I will take you up on it tho!
* HappyLittleMoron nodnods* Me, too...I think we both have work in the morning..
* Klork nods
<Klork> early shift..
* Ladon nods
* Klork heads up the stairs, wavin'...
<HappyLittleMoron> Sleep well, all...*smiles and heads for the stairs w/ Klork...Diana having dissapeared somewhere in the course of all this*
* Klork ..goes t' bed with her n' etc
Session Close: Tue Sep 18 23:42:32 2001