Session Start: Sat Mar 30 13:54:49 2002
* Rev steps in the front door*
* Mitch is... out...
* Ryu is in the pool...just .. kinda standing waist deep ..*
* Rev blinks a little, looking around at the empty room, shrugging a lil' before heading up the stairs, wearing his work cloths*
* Klork sprawls on the couch..snoring quietly
* HappyLittleMoron passes Rev on her way donw then...;P
* Rev changes into his swim trunks and heads to the pool, chuckling softly and waveling to Ryu*
* HappyLittleMoron hmms alightly, pausing at the couch to stroke Klork's hair
* Ryu doesn't see him, slooowly inching deeper ... like .. the earth's plates slow..*
* Mitch comes in through the front door, looking exhausted, his expression primarily one of bewilderment
* Klork twitches, slowly looking up
<Klork> Hnhn...
* HappyLittleMoron looks up and wavels to Mitch, then back to Klork* <q> Heya...
* Rev smiles a bit, quietly watching*
<Mitch> "Hi, Mrs. Happy..." *twitches off his hat, stuffing it into a pocket as he retrieves a beer... his lower arms flop from beneath the jacket as he inches out of it stiffly, slumping into an easy chair and rubbing his upper arms
* HappyLittleMoron idely runs her fingers through Klork's hair* ...'sup?
* Klork waves to HLM...blinking ..waving to Mitch
* Klork purrs, leaning back
<Mitch> "I have just had... the WEIRDEST day."
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh?
* Ryu inches .... muttering*
* Rev smiles, leaning aggainst the doorframeas he watches*
<Mitch> *takes a hefty swig, and looks up at them* "I went to NYU to land some new textbooks... well, used, but, y'know, new in that I don't have the subject..."
* HappyLittleMoron nods...
<HappyLittleMoron> Yah..?
<Mitch> "But I get there and they're packaged with all this other crap that jacks the price up something nasty. I'm low on cash, and it puts them over my range, right? So I head for the library to see what I can do there."
* Klork nods..looking groggy
* HappyLittleMoron nods, settling by Klork and resting her arms and wings around him
* Ryu sighs, getting out slowly* Agh .. cant ..
<Mitch> "I walk in the front doors, and... it's, it's total chaos. Piles of books everywhere, six people - maybe half-and-half students, teachers - running about with armfuls of them..."
* Rev smiles softly* At least you are tryin, m'lady...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...
<Mitch> "Now, I ain't been to many libraries, so I'm waiting by the front desk to, y'know, get some help? And one of 'em notices me, lugs a cart over to me. Before I can say a word, he says, real tense, 'Are you going to be here for a while?'"
* HappyLittleMoron nods...
<Mitch> "That was... Christ, four o'clock? Plenty of time for whatever. So I nod, though I dunno where it was going. And he just snaps right back with- 'Can you count?'"
* Klork arches his brows...
<HappyLittleMoron> Eeh...
* Ryu nods, pulling out* Ah'm tryin'..jes nae gettin'..
<Mitch> "This being one of the skills I HAVE managed to master in my boring, unmagical life, I nod again, a lil' dubiously, right?"
<Rev> I am willing to help whenever I'm around...
* HappyLittleMoron nods...
<Mitch> "He just hauls the cart around and shoves it at me, points to a part of the room, tells me 'Law! Go!', and runs off."
<HappyLittleMoron> ...egads...
* Ryu nods, toweling off .. having managed to find a black 1 piece she could mangle so her tail fits* Aye .. Ah know .. ah'm jes' goin t' sit en' th' tub aye?
* Klork blinks
<Klork> Eh..?
<Mitch> "And I find myself putting books back on the shelves, and every time I get done with one stack someone grabs me and hauls me to another, and every now and then this total CROWD of students just rushes through and disrupts everything again..."
* Rev nods* Aye...heh...I may just join you after a few laps...
<Klork> Sounds ... shitty.
<Mitch> "I ask someone what's going on, and she said 'mid-terms', whatever that was, before shoving a pile of magazines in my arms."
<HappyLittleMoron> ...very...oooooh...heh...tests...
* Ryu nods, going over and settling into the tub* See ye' soon then, aye?
<Mitch> "So this keeps going for, y'know, FOREVER, until finally they lock the doors... and about an hour later, the library's finally in some sort of order... and everyone's sitting around totally beat... and the guy who sicced the cart on me looks over and says... 'Man, you're hired.'"
* Rev nods with a smirk* Aye...*dives in gracefully, not re-emerging until he's to the shallow end...then...y'know...doing laps*
* Mitch blinks, looking at the beer. "I think I just became a librarian."
<HappyLittleMoron> Egads...*laughs* Congradulations...
* Klork cackles...
<Mitch> "Arms are fucking KILLING me, I know that." *bites back a groan as he rubs the not-exactly-developed biceps*
<Klork> Well, it's a job...right?
<HappyLittleMoron> Yep...and you'll get quite built in no time at that rait...
<Mitch> "Well, yeah, I guess, but I didn't go there for a job! I went there for, y'know, algebra or something!"
* Klork chuckles
* HappyLittleMoron laughs
* Ryu watches now and then...eyes drifting skyward at others*
<HappyLittleMoron> Sometimes you get whatcha need instead o' what ya wannt...
* Mitch looks at them with an injured expression, then chuckles ruefully with them, flicking off his glasses.
<Mitch> "...well, I need that worker discount, so I guess..."
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles softly
<Mitch> "Is Diana up?"
<HappyLittleMoron> Uhm...I dunno...she hasn't come home yet...said something about workin' late...
<Mitch> "Oh..." He blinks. "She got a- good..." *still rubbing his shoulders* "She seem okay? I heard she got scratched up by Mondo's new pet, but I never found out if she was okay..."
* Klork shifts, yawning
<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah...she's ok...
* Rev pulls himself out of the pool after a little bit, then goes to join Ryu in the hot tub*
<Mitch> "What's she doing?"
<HappyLittleMoron> She's working for some kinda...guard place...thing...she's not being too clear on it...
* Ryu looks up smirking* Alo'.
* Klork arches a brow
<Klork> ...hn..
<Mitch> He nods, deviating from procedure enough to rub his neck. "...if she's found something she can do... she seemed to really love the tattoo business. Anything that can make up for that."
* Rev smirks a little, sinking down with a soft sigh* Hello..
* Ryu chuckles* S'where d'ye work then?
<Rev> Richardo's...ah...Klork hired me as a...bouncer, I believe the term is...*smirks a little* Very educational in several aspects...
* HappyLittleMoron nods...* I dunno if anything'll ever make up for that...
<Mitch> .oO(Never did get the books, either... tomorrow. Jesus, this is weird. I've never had a job that wasn't a cover.)
* Ryu chuckles* Aye then?
* Rev nods* Aye...
<Mitch> "...no, maybe not." He shrugs, a little sadly. "But it'll take her mind off it, ne?"
* Ryu smirks, leaning back* Ah spent th' day lookin'...still nae an' luck.
* HappyLittleMoron noddles* Hope so...
<Rev> I'm very sorry to hear...
* Ryu shrugs* Eh, ah'm used to et..
<Mitch> *looks up* "You know her better than anyone... is there anything that would, y'know, help that?"
<Rev> Ah...well...I am willing to help in any way I can...*pauses and smirks lightly* Wich...is not much...but...
* Ryu shifts, sighing* Ah think ah' lost m' key .. ah kinnae fin' et..*chuckles* An Ah' appreciate et
* Klork looks over..
<Rev> I'm sure mother or HLM would be willing to help...
* Ryu nods ... shrugging a little* Ah'm goin' t' owe em ah know et..
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...heh...I actually dunno...she's always been very...self-reliant...
<Rev> Perhaps...though I doubt they would hold it over your head...
* Ryu shrugs* Ah lef' th' window open tho .. so ah kin' still get en .. eh .. with effert'
<Rev> If you wish, I could teleport you in if you wish...
<Mitch> "All I've sussed out is Pratchett, and the guy only wrote so many books. I'm trying to train with her, but..." *sighs* "She's helped me so much, and I really wanna return that... she's worth it. But I dunno how. Show me a- well, I never had to think about anything like this before."
* Ryu shrugs* Ah s'pose..
* HappyLittleMoron grins a bit, stroking Klork's shoulder absently* Gotcha...I guess go on doin' what you're doin'...friendship means a lot to her, considering most of her life she didn't have it...
* Klork purrs, leaning back ... just deadtired..
<Mitch> Muttered. "Yeah, I'm in those shoes..."
* HLM hehs a little* Most of us are...
<Mitch> He chuckles wearily, and raises the beer in a mock-toast to her. "Where's the damn textbook on this stuff?"
* HappyLittleMoron laughs* Wish I knew, man...
* Klork stretches, slowly drifting
<Revelyn> Whenever you wish, m'lady..
* `Ryu shrugs, hopping out of the hot tub reluctantly, tugging a towel around herself
<Mitch> "So how're you?"
<`Ryu> Ah s'pose now works, aye?
<HappyLittleMoron> Alright...tired 'n all but...*shrugs, just holding Klork*
* Klork peers up at her..
* Revelyn nods and pulls himself out of the pool, taking his towel and drying off..
<Klork> <murmured> We can switch ya know..
* `Ryu wrings her hair out, stretching her wings to shakes the water from them
* HappyLittleMoron blinks, looking down at him and grinning* I know...I comfy...*smiles and kisses his brow*
<Mitch> .oO(Wonder what it's like to have someone to lean on.)
* Mitch takes a sip of the beer, just settling down into the chair wearily
<Klork> erf..yer sure?
* Revelyn hmms a little* I need to know what it looks like where I'll be teleporting to...
* HappyLittleMoron shrugs a little* Yah...'less you reaaaaaaaaally reaaaaaaaaaaaally wanna switch...or the babies start kicking you in the head...
* Mitch blinks and looks up. "They can do that?"
* Klork chuckles ..
<`Ryu> Ah .. um..like any of th' others pretty bare .. jes' .. green beddin' aye? Eh .. *shifts, shrugging*
<`Ryu> Jes righ' next t' yers..
<HappyLittleMoron> Hehe...it's what it feels like...
* Revelyn nods a little, holding his hand out for her to take
* Klork nods, shifting to settle his cheek on her abdomen..just closing his eyes..purring
* HappyLittleMoron grins softly as the babies purr in responce...and...start moving around..
* `Ryu takes his hand, shivering* <q> S'cold ou' here...
<Klork> erf..! *chuckles quietly* Soccer players..eesh
* Revelyn nods a little, pausing before he pulls her close and wraps his towel around her* We will be warm soon...ready...?
<HappyLittleMoron> Or kick-boxers <G>
<Mitch> "Huh?" Watching - he nods suddenly. "Oh. Okay." *lip twitches* "I'm not used to people meaning something else when they, y'know, say something. I figured 'okay, they've got the power to kick Klork in the head from inside', or something."
<Mitch> "Not around here, anyway. There are no figures of speech around here."
* HappyLittleMoron laughs
* Klork chuckles quietly ..
<HappyLittleMoron> That'd hurt...*makes a face*
<HappyLittleMoron> ...like carrying Superman's children...gyah...
* `Ryu blinkblinks...then nods..
* Klork flexes
<Klork> well, I don't mean to brag or anything...*ducks*
* Revelyn grins a little and teleports 'em
* Mitch chuckles... .oO(Frickin' water heater.)
<HappyLittleMoron> Heeey...*snicckers and tickles his belly* Smartass...
<Klork> ERf!! *snags her hand, eyes wide* Nooooooootickle.
* `Ryu stretches once there..smirking
<HappyLittleMoron> Aw!
<`Ryu> Aye .. nae bad..*looks around* Now .. ef'n ah could jes .. well .. find m' keys..
* Revelyn chuckles and steps back, kinda looking around a little...
* Mitch just watches like a social voyeur, leaning his head against one side of the chair
* `Ryu shifts...going to her closet to snag some clothes..disappearing into the bathroom silently
* Klork glances over at Mitch..hand rested on HLM's abdomen
<Klork> Hey, Mitch..check this out..?
* Revelyn uhm...sooorta....looks on surfaces...floor...kinda just...there in his swimming trunks...
<Mitch> "Check what out?"
<HappyLittleMoron> Wanna feel 'em movingg...?
<Klork> erf, dork. *points to HLM's belly*
* `Ryu pokes her head up, mid-taking her hair down
<Mitch> "Huh? Oh! No, I couldn't..."
* HappyLittleMoron blinks* Why not..? I won't bite!
<Klork> Why?
<HappyLittleMoron> Unless asked, but that's besides the point...
<Klork> They might tho..*looks sincere*
<Revelyn> Hmm?
* HappyLittleMoron pauses...
* HappyLittleMoron eyes Klork
<`Ryu> Ef'n ye wan' t' sit d'nae feel bad or an'thing ... ah .. um...*shifts .. shrugs*
* Klork ducks ...
* HappyLittleMoron tickles again, muttering
<Mitch> "Because I... y'know... you..." He trails off, shaking his head. "'Cause... I, I shouldn't? I think?"
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<Mitch> "Shit, I dunno..."
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh c'mon...you know you want to *waggles brows with a smirk*
<Mitch> A little absent-mindedly as he takes a sip. "Klork, pinch her."
* Klork chuckles
<Klork> They won't hurt..
<Klork> eh?? *blinks*
<HappyLittleMoron> *muttered* Won't hurt YOU mebbe <G>
<Klork> WHY? She'll bite!
<Revelyn> Ah...alright, m'lady...*settles somewhere once he puts his towel down, not wanting to get anything too wet*
* HappyLittleMoron cackles
<Mitch> "Which one of you is part cat again? YOU'VE got the fangs! She bites you, just bite back!"
* Klork blinks
<Klork> I have fangs too ..
* Revelyn BLINKS..
<Klork> just .. well .. more like inscisors..
* HappyLittleMoron leans back, laughing...!
* `Ryu shifts, goingback into the bathroom .. sighing shakily ..
<HappyLittleMoron> OH, Mitch...! You just wanna watch us...!
<Klork> She has fangs too..
* Revelyn stands...kinda following...
* HappyLittleMoron grins widely, showing off her fangs...
<HappyLittleMoron> Fun venom <G>
<Mitch> "So it's, y'know, an even fight. Opposite corners, you two, and come out biting."
<Klork> Remind me again what this has to do with feeling a baby kick?
* Klork rubs at his temple..
* HappyLittleMoron smirks at Mitch, rubbing Klork's shoulders
<HappyLittleMoron> I think Mitch has a few wires crossed <G>
* Mitch shrugs, taking a slug of the beer.
<Mitch> "I dunno... you really don't mind?"
* Klork purrs, splaying
* Klork purrs, sprawling
<HappyLittleMoron> Nooooo...not at all...*smiles*
* Mitch nods, a little hesitantly, and pulls himself up out of the chair... setting the beer on the coffee table, he crosses over and sets a knee on the couch beside Klork, crouching a little... he reaches out with one hand, gingerly, as if he was afraid he'd break her
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles softly, resting her hand over his, adjusting it slightly so he can feel the twins moving around and purring inside a little more easily...
* Klork watches, smirking ..
* Mitch stares at nothing in particular as he concentrates on the feeling, awed. "...Jesus Christ in a Senate subcommittee..."
* Klork chuckles, slowly shaking his head
<Klork> You...are sure creative.
<Mitch> "Huh?" He blinks, looking over his arm at Klork.
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles
* Klork shrugs
<Klork> the Jesus Christ sayings ...
<Klork> Seems to me he's been just about everything according to you...
* Mitch 's eyes go a little vague as he reviews his last few sentences. "-oh." *shrugs a little, moving his hand very gently to the other side of her stomach* "Just a habit. I don't even really believe in the guy."
<Klork> Ahh ..
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles
<Mitch> .oO(Shalom, kiddies.)
* Mitch leans back and stands, rubbing his hand, with a trace of reverence in the movement. "That's... incredible."
* HappyLittleMoron smiles and nods* <q> Yeah...
* Klork nodnods ..
<Klork> <q> Amen to that ..
<Mitch> "Domo..." *retreats to his chair, flexing the hand a little*
<HappyLittleMoron> No prob..
* HappyLittleMoron streatches a little
* Diana comes in the door, rubbing her eyes a little, jeans and a blouse under her trench
* Mitch looks up as he picks up his beer again. "Konbonwa, tomodachi..."
* Diana blinks and looks up* Ah...konbonwa, minna...
* Klork curls up, waving to Diana
<Klork> Yo' sis!
<Mitch> "Minna?"
* Diana heads over, HLM waveling too*
<Diana> "everyone"...how are all of you?
* Klork shrugs
<Klork> Not bad not bad ... you ?
<Diana> I'm alright...*settles into a chair and streatches*
<Mitch> He nods, mumbling this a few times. "...confused."
<Klork> Good to hear ..
* Diana nods to Klork, then blinks at Mitch* Oh...?
<Mitch> "Walked into NYU to get a textbook and walked out with a job. It's been one of those days."
* Diana chuckles softly* I seeee...
<Mitch> "Yeah, that's about what I said... you found a job too?"
* Diana nods, curling in the chair* Hai..
* Klork glances over
<Klork> What kinda job...?
<Diana> Ne...a guard job of sorts...
<Mitch> "Glad to hear it... heh... might not have time for this now, but..." *reaches over and tugs another Pratchett out of his jacket, tossing it to her* "Supposed to be the first one. What're you guarding?"
* Diana blinks and catches the book, smiling a bit* Ahh...*shrugs a little* Nothing that really bears speaking of...
<Diana> Domo, by the way..
* Klork arches a brow...passing a worried glance up to HLM
<Mitch> "Nandemo dai..." .oO(Doesn't bear speaking of, but bears guarding by professionals. Okay. You got secrets, she's got secrets.)
* HappyLittleMoron sighs a little, more or less mirroring the look...eyes also saying this is the kinda stuuff she's been pulling every time she's asked...
* Mondo_Gecko comes down stairs slower than usual..he looks kinda palish and his eyes are a little bloodshot
* Diana nods a little, flipping through the book again*
* Klork grimaces, sitting up to rub at her shoulders idly...brows furrowed before he waves to Mondo
<Klork> 'Eya Mondo
* Mitch watches the byplay between them... remembers Mo's words... .oO(...yeah. Pry later.)
<Mitch> "Hi, Mondo..."
* Diana looks up and wavles* Konbonwa, Mondo...
* HappyLittleMoron leans back against Klork, waveling to Mondo* Gah...you ok, lizard-man?
<Mondo_Gecko> ...I never wanna hear the word tequila again
<Mitch> .oO(He's okay.)
* Diana choughs and smirks*
<Klork> erf..*chuckles* Doof.
* Mondo_Gecko smirks
<Klork> Need asprin?
<Mondo_Gecko> Does it come with one of those hot nurse strippers?
<Mitch> "Diana, you wanna work on the aikido thing? I think I've got the hang of, y'know, the falling."
* Mitch blinks, looking at Mondo.
<Mitch> "Asprin comes with hot nurse strippers?"
* Diana blinks and nods* Hai...sure...
<HappyLittleMoron> ...since when?
<Klork> THis is news...dude, I need asprin more often if that's the case..
<Mitch> "Shit, Tylenol just comes with this little ball of fluff."
* HappyLittleMoron smacks Klork's shoulder* Hey!
* Klork pauses
* Mondo_Gecko laughs! and then holds his head
<Mondo_Gecko> ow
<Klork> OW! I knew that would be followed with pain..
<Mondo_Gecko> So does asprin *winks at Mitch*
<Klork> Yet my mouth spoke words.
* HappyLittleMoron snickers
<HappyLittleMoron> Sheesh...
<Klork> And then..the pain..oohhh the agony..*sobs*
* Mitch shakes his head, chuckling and standing. .oO(Christ, I'm sore...)
<HappyLittleMoron> Aww...
<Mitch> To Klork. "Sounds like you need... asprin."
* Diana heads upstairs, snickering, to change into her gi*
* HappyLittleMoron kisses his jaw* I used to strip, y'know..
<Mondo_Gecko> yes I'm well aware! :D
<HappyLittleMoron> ...
<HappyLittleMoron> OY
* Klork purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, scooching to HLM ...eyeing Mondo sharply
<Klork> *I* had dibs first!
* Mitch walks out, still chuckling - ears a little red - and works his upper arms, trying to get the stiffness out.
* Mondo_Gecko pouts
<Mondo_Gecko> ...aww
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles, winking and nipping lightly at Klork's neck, being all teasing 'n coy 'n stuff
<Mondo_Gecko> do I get second dibs? ...can I even stick money in her bikini?
* Klork erfs, blinking, then eyes Mondo
* HappyLittleMoron laughs
<Klork> No. I got all dibs *eyes him, hovering over HLM*
<Klork> Mine.
<HappyLittleMoron> Y'know...*eyes Mondo a bit...* I never TOLD you where I usedta work...
<Mondo_Gecko> ???
<Mondo_Gecko> ...I'm too hung over to figure this out
* HappyLittleMoron eyes him a little more...
* Klork cackles
<Mondo_Gecko> ...
* Mondo_Gecko turns to walk away and walks into a wall
* HappyLittleMoron snickers
* Diana comes back down in her gi..*
* Mondo_Gecko rubs the end of his snout
<Klork> erf..
* Mitch turns to face her. "I know it's kinda late... gomen..."
<Klork> bravo Lizard..
<Mondo_Gecko> THBBBBBT
* Mondo_Gecko heads to the kitchen to get asprin...WITHOUT the fluff
<HappyLittleMoron> Mehehehehe....
* OR the stripper <G>*
* Diana shrugs a little, streatching* Ne...it's alright...
<Klork> heheheheee
<Klork> <q> Heeerre leezard leezard leezard..
* Mondo_Gecko swallows his tablets cocks his head
<Mondo_Gecko> .oO( ...thats it... I gotta get back at him...somehow)
* HappyLittleMoron snickers
* Mondo_Gecko smirks...
* Mondo_Gecko heads back upto his room and goes to his new and unnamed lizards room and picks it up, carrying it down in his hand with him again
* Klork stretches..
* Mondo_Gecko curls up on the chair
<Mondo_Gecko> So...I need a name for this little guy..anyone got any ideas?
<HappyLittleMoron> Hmm...
<HappyLittleMoron> How about...
<HappyLittleMoron> Spot
* Mondo_Gecko looks at him
<Mondo_Gecko> ...he doesn't have any spots
<HappyLittleMoron> So?
* HappyLittleMoron grins
* Mondo_Gecko smirks
<Mondo_Gecko> good idea
<Klork> Squiggle.
* Mondo_Gecko holds it up and it flicks it's tounge at Mondo's nose
<Mondo_Gecko> hee! he kissed me
<Klork> Leezard. Splort. Slip n' Slide.
* Klork chuckles..
<HappyLittleMoron> Aww...
<Mondo_Gecko> SlipN'Slide? that sounds like a sexual position
<HappyLittleMoron> Cute...
* HappyLittleMoron snickers
<HappyLittleMoron> How about...hehe...I'd say Hentai, but that fits you better...Junior? <G>
<Mondo_Gecko> ..
<Mondo_Gecko> hahaha!!
<Klork> how about Point Five?
<Klork> or Mini Me?
<Klork> Mini Mondo ..
* Klork cackles..
* HappyLittleMoron laughs!
* Diana looks to Mitch* You're ready for lesson two, ne?
* Mitch walks over to the center of the mat, rubbing his neck, wondering where it's going to go...
* Mondo_Gecko looks at the lizard
<Mondo_Gecko> ::got a name?::
<Mitch> "I think so... I've got the falling thing..."
* Klork looks up at HLM..
* the lizard flicks it's tounge at Mondo and skitters up his arm*
<Mondo_Gecko> hmm..he's not telepathic
* HappyLittleMoron looks back to Klork...then chuckles
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...
* it sits on his sholder*
<HappyLittleMoron> He seems to like you at least...
<Klork> How's about Eki?
<Klork> Means lizard in Japanese..
<HappyLittleMoron> Hmm...would fit...
<Mondo_Gecko> I like it :)
* Diana nods* Alright...I will teach you own to follow...to flow with my movements...
<Mondo_Gecko> ok ...I dub thee Sir Eki!
* HappyLittleMoron giggles
* Klork chuckles
<Mitch> .oO(If I could flow with your movements, I'd...) .oO(What?) .oO(I can't think of a good way to follow that up.) .oO(We'll work on it later. Concentrate.)
<Mitch> "Okay..."
* Klork smirks ..
* Diana takes up a stance* Alright...first...stand like this...
<Klork> So what does Eki eat?
* Mitch apes the stance, glancing at her feet and shifting his own to approximate
<Mondo_Gecko> Eki eats alot of fruit and the dead flies on my windowsill
<Klork> Hmm...fruit eh .. *Looks at HLM with a smirk*
<Mondo_Gecko> he made short work of a peice of mellon today..
* Diana pauses...adjusting his arms and legs a little before taking the stance up again* Now...grab my wrist...I will move away...I want you to follow...then try grabbing my other wrist when I hold it out...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks and snickers...
<Mondo_Gecko> I'm gonna have to go and get him a bag of crickets though
<Klork> Oh? Y'think he's still hungry at all?
* Mitch just does something appropriate with his other arms, getting something that feels right going. "Follow? You mean, if you step back, I step forward?"
<Mondo_Gecko> they were starving him in the lab
* Mondo_Gecko frowns
<Mondo_Gecko> ...you leave the crickets in the aquarium..
<Klork> gyah ...
<Mondo_Gecko> he eats them whenever he feels like then
<Klork> Well, yea' I got that .. just wanted to know if he wanted fruit right now is all...
<Mondo_Gecko> oh
<Mondo_Gecko> probably not..
<Mondo_Gecko> we could see
* Diana nods* More or less, hai...just keep trying to grab my wrist...your body will learn how to follow...*steps back, her wrist moving out of his hand right before he actually makes contact, ending up with the opposite side first*
* Klork nods, crooking a thumb towards the kitchen
<Klork> There's a bowl of fruit in there if you want to offer him some..
* HappyLittleMoron noddles...
* Mondo_Gecko nods and gets up, the lizard stuck to his sholder
<HappyLittleMoron> Always fruit around...I crave it so...*shrugs*
* Mitch follows the directions, obviously not actually trying to grab her wrist - just making the movement, frowning as he stumbles a little in trying to stay in synch with her.
* Diana continues move, watching him* Ne...try just concentraiting getting your hand on my wrist...
* Mitch blinks... then snaps his hand down over her wrist... she's faster than him, but he might get it the first time purely out of shock value
* Diana blinks a little, twisting her wrist away before he can get a firm grip* Heh! Fast..
<Mitch> "I'm used to reacting..." *goes for it again, as per instructions*
* Mondo_Gecko comes back with fruit and sits down and gives a shrill kinda whistle that no one has ever heard him use before and the lizard perks and then turns his head to the side, listening
* Diana nods, slipping away just before he makes contact again*
* HappyLittleMoron erks...
* Klork watches, brows arched
* Mondo_Gecko chirps! Eki slips down his arm and sits down on Mondo's knee and Mondo offers a small sliver of melon and it starts to lick it a bit
<Mondo_Gecko> ...heh...he has to decide I get..see if it's fruit
<Mondo_Gecko> hehe
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles...
* Klork smirks..
<HappyLittleMoron> Way too cute...
* Mitch continues, starting to get a rhythm going. "...tomodachi?"
<Diana> Hai?
<Mitch> "What're you guarding?"
* Eki starts gumming it down*
* Klork chuckles ..
* Diana furrows her brows, evading his hand again* Ne...nothhing of concern..
* Mondo_Gecko eats a strawberry
<Mondo_Gecko> hehe..nummers
* Klork glances up at HLM
<Klork> <q> You hungry?
* HappyLittleMoron smirks a lil' sheepishly* <q> I'm starting to get that way...
<Mitch> "You say it's not-" *unbalances a little and catches himself* "-important. But it's important enough to guard. Someone didn't trust rent-a-cops - or normal cops. Stop me anytime I'm going wrong here..." *continuing*
* Mondo_Gecko takes another peice of melon and passes the fruit over to Klork
<Mondo_Gecko> here
* Klork blinks, then nods his thanks,handing it to HLM
<Mitch> "You're young, not a pro. Don't think you're in, y'know, an agency. And you don't have papers. Someone hired you for your skills. And you got a hell of a lot of 'em."
<Klork> Foodages..?
* Diana sighs a little* You are doing well...and...it is really nothing I wish to speak of...
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles and munches* Thaaaaaaaaankies ^-^
* Klork nods, chuckling .
* Mondo_Gecko slices little peices of melon off with his claws and puts them on his leg, letting Eki work his way across and gum it down
* Klork chuckles, watching
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles softly
<Mitch> "I really doubt you're ashamed of whatever it is. Diana..." He straightens up, taking a step back. "You gotta trust someone. Maybe it ain't gonna be me, but you need SOMEONE to talk to about it. You can't just, just hide it and hope no one else gets involved."
* Diana sighs and straitens up, crossing her arms over her chest* Ne...Mitch...if I feel it needs talking about...I will talk about it...until then, iie...I CAN handle myself...
* Puddles meanders down the stairs, each step going with a small squeak*
* HappyLittleMoron looks up and chuckles, callinging Puddles over once he reaches the bottom
* Puddles plods over to HLM, stump of a tail wiggling his entire butt*
<Mitch> "Christ, it ain't about... yeah, okay. It's not really my business, I know. Just remember what your sensei said, ne?"
* HappyLittleMoron kisses Klork's jaw and goes to sit on the floor to scritch Puddles behind the ears
* Diana nods a little* Hai...I know...
* Klork watches, smirking
* Puddles leans into her hands, drooling*
<Mitch> .oO(I just want to help.) He looks down at his feet as he gets into the stance. .oO(Welcome to reality, schmuck. Sometimes you can't.)
* Diana sighs a little* Ne...want me to actually throw yu now?
<Mitch> His lip twitches. "Go for it."
* Diana smirks* Ne...grab my wrist then...
<Mitch> "Diana? I'm sorry for pushing..."
* Diana shakes her head a little* It's alright...
* Mitch grabs her wriiist
* Neko slips down the stairs*
* Klork leans back..falling asleep against HLM...purring lightly
* Diana twists her wrist, reversing the grip and bringing him in a circle after stepping tos tand by him...thennn pivotting to bring her arm up to his shoulders to kinda push him back to the mat...moving slower than she usually would...*
* Mitch erks and falls - he lands the way he's been practicing, since she gave him enough time to see it coming, but the trained eye can see a few bad habits in his falling to be unlearned
* HappyLittleMoron holds Klork...and Puddles? <G>
* Diana hmms a little*
* Puddles drools happily*
<Mondo_Gecko> Neko: hello
* Puddles perks...butt wiggling as he cautiously wiggles under the couch .. poking his head out the other side to look at Neko*
* Mitch pushes himself up, adjusting his glasses a little. "Show me that reverse thingy again..."
* HappyLittleMoron looks up and wavles to Neko* Heyo...
* Diana nods* Grab my wrist again...heh...and you need a wee bit more work on your fall...demo...it will come with time..
<Mitch> He blinks, getting a gentle grip on her wrist again. "Shit."
<Mitch> .oO(No one ever said it'd be easy.)
<Mondo_Gecko> O O
* Diana grins wryly, slowly showing him the revers, explaining as she goes*
* Mondo_Gecko curls his tail around his feet, holding Eki close
<Neko> ...food?
<HappyLittleMoron> Kitchen *grins* I'm soorta...pinned...
* Puddles barks silently at Neko, squeezing from under the couch to plod over to her*
* Neko nods and walks into the kitchen soundlessly and starts to pull apart the stuff in there, looking for chicken..but finds balogna instead
* Mitch follows her directions, distracted sufficiently by the inherent niftiness of it to avoid noticing Diana's succubus side }:D
* Puddles follows...stumbling here n' there*
* Diana watches...correcting here and there*
* Neko blinks and then hissssssses at Puddles and holds the meat up high
* Puddles tilts his head, slowly leaning back .. kind of standing on his hind legs to beg, yapping soundlessly*
* HappyLittleMoron blinks a lil'
* Mitch rubs his neck, looking down... he twists the left upper arm around, grabs it with the left lower, and starts performing simple reversals on himself
<Mitch> .oO(Whoa. Aikido masturbation.)
* Neko hisses again!
* Mondo_Gecko blinks
* Diana blinnkblinks a little and chuckles softly*
* Mitch glances up and grins, a little self-consciously. "Hey, I've got 'em... may as well..."
* Puddles yaps, butt wiggling*
<Diana> Hai...very true...
* Neko gives one of those loud throaty cat growls and backs up*
* Puddles sits down on all fours again, tilting his head...the only cat he's run into being Klork .. so doesn't really know how to react*
* Mitch looks down, stretching his right arms and doing the same thing, demonstrating his ambidexterity and flexibility - though the latter's near its limit
<Mondo_Gecko> um..
* Klork snores quietly .. contently
<Mitch> "How'd you do the, that arm-lock thing?"
* Mondo_Gecko arches his brow...not sure if he should step in
<HappyLittleMoron> Gah...Puddles....*whistles, smirking a lill'*
* Diana blinks* The throw or...?
* Neko's growls go to that "uhmnumnumnum" kinda growl where it almost sounds like talking
* Puddles blinks, ears perking before he hurries over, paws plodding across the floor*
* HappyLittleMoron scoops the pup up* Leave the kitty alone, lil' guy...
<Mondo_Gecko> Neko swallows and keeps her eyes fixed on the puppy*
<Mitch> "Yeah - where you, y'know, spun me around..."
* Puddles whines, slobbering HLM's face happily*
* Mondo_Gecko smirks
<Diana> Ahh...hai...*furrows her brow and smirks a little* Always better with someone else to show on...demo...*shrugs and shows him on...him...being careful to let him know all the angles and positioning 'n stuff*
* Neko looks around for people to speak with and crouches, eating her meat
* HappyLittleMoron errrrks...whiping her face and scritching Puddle's ears* So...eh...Neko, I guess? How ya likin' it here?
<Mitch> "We could drag a third in if someone's still awake..."
* Puddles's face scrunches up, ears smooshing forward as he gets a look of "I have died and gone to heaven" on his face*
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles, watching the pup..
* Diana shrugs* I do not wish to bother anyone...
* Puddles gets so comfy in this that his tongue kinda .. lolls ... too lazy to even wiggle his butt*
* Mitch shrugs and follows her directions, craning his neck as she demonstrates, not particularly wanting to argue with this
* HappyLittleMoron smirks
* Neko looks up* ...it's warm and there's food ..yes..I like it alright
<HappyLittleMoron> Woorks..
* She gives HLM a smile with all those teeth showing, Mondo gulps and slides down a bit*
* HappyLittleMoron grins lopsidedly
* Puddles drooooools*
* HappyLittleMoron gyahss...whiping at the drooooooool
* Diana lets him practice on her when the time comes...correcting etcetc*
<Neko> ..I am leaving now.. I will be back later..thankyou for the meat
* Neko stands and disapears, slipping off upstairs to go stalking around in the night*
<HappyLittleMoron> oooooookay...
<Mitch> "I heard Mondo's pet scratched you up... you doing okay?" *still practicing - for some odd reason he seems inclined to talk while working on this sort of thing*
* Puddles eventually sleeps ... and drools. He drools a lot*
* Mondo_Gecko watches her go and exhails
<Mondo_Gecko> ...she creeps me out..
<HappyLittleMoron> Heh...can imagine...
<Mondo_Gecko> ....and she's gotta do something about those social skills too
* Diana nods* Hai...rather...sore along the front, demo, I've had worse...*has those four parallel gashes along her right cheek that run down her neck tto under her gi jacket*
* HappyLittleMoron noddles..
<Mondo_Gecko> hmm..it's messed...
<Mondo_Gecko> but it's like ..she's a computer
<Mitch> .oO(Well, go on. Offer to bandage THAT.)
<Mitch> "Tomodachi... unrelated. What's japanese for 'shut up'?"
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh..?
<Mondo_Gecko> yea..well like...look at her reactions..it's almost as if it's been programed into her..and her words
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...she is cyborg, isn't she?
<Diana> "Urusai" *arches a brow*
<Mondo_Gecko> ....yea...true..
<Mitch> .oO(URUSAI.)
<Mondo_Gecko> maybe they did program it
<Mitch> "Domo." *throws her gently*
* Diana nods, moving with him and rolling to her feet* Very good...now...try again...*gives him pointers, etcetc*
<HappyLittleMoron> Man..
* Mondo_Gecko shivers a bit
<Mondo_Gecko> *w* creeeepy
* Mitch follows them, getting the hang of it, though he's reluctant to use all that much force - not that he has a lot to use. "You know if Mrs. Happy's got names picked out yet?" *again with the loquacious*
<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah...but...heh...sceintists just suck...
<Mondo_Gecko> no shit..
* Mondo_Gecko sighs and pets Eki
* Diana nods* Hai... *smiles*
<Mondo_Gecko> mind if I watch TV down here?
<Mitch> "What are they? If it's not, y'know, private or something."
* Puddles snoozes, drooling*
<HappyLittleMoron> I don't mind...
* Mondo_Gecko smiles
<Mondo_Gecko> ok
* Mondo_Gecko grabs the remote and clicks on the tv, channel surfing
* Diana smiles* "Torrance Kensuke" and "Takeo Riane"...both little boys...
<Mitch> .oO(Between "Klork" and "Happy Little Moron", I think they did a DAMN good job.) "How do you think it's gonna work out? I mean, Brenna seems to take after Klork... lack of wings and all that..." *falls as she demonstrates a point, rolling backwards and onto his feet again*
* Diana nods to him* Good, again...*gives pointers, then shrugs* I don't know...ne...she has HLM's eyes and hair, to a point anyway...HLM was fully human looking at one point...
<Mitch> "Fangs too? I know she can pull in the wings when she's not, y'know..." *bites back a few street terms* "...pregnant..."
* Diana nods and smirks* Hai...she was strawberry-blond haired and blue eyed...you couldn't look any more human...the wings...fangs...eyes and hair just...changed with time...
<Mitch> "Oh, Christ. Water heater?"
* Diana laughs*
<Diana> Iie...
<Diana> Just her mutation...
<Mitch> He nods, grinning a little and swiping a forearm across her brow, drying it on his shirt before having another go at it. "I still don't know much about that... it was a TGRI sort of situation?"
* Diana shrugs a little as she works with him* Hai...sort of...except she was made from DNA being spliced together...
<Mitch> *grimaces* "That's the stuff that tells you what you are, right?"
* Diana nods* Hai...
<Mitch> "So they put in some bird DNA or something?"
<HappyLittleMoron> *Diana shrugs* We don't really know...the DNA is from a mix of humans, mutants and...ah..."other" I suppose...then she was exposed to mutagenic substances throughout her developement...
<Mitch> "I take it there aren't many like her..."
* Diana shakes her head* Iie...that we know of anyway...
<Mitch> "It's weird-" *rolls to his feet* "Just got into the physics text, and, y'know, it says that scientists generally test one thing at a time... and it sounds like she got hit with everything they could find in the walk-in freezer... like a big mutant stir-fry."
* Diana smirks* I suppose...demo...I think they were working on that project long before she came along...
<Mitch> "How'd she get out of it?"
<Diana> A lab assistant took her...she was apparently pretty fragile looking as a baby...they were just gonna kill her and start over...the assistant convinced them to let her have her...let her die at in a homelike environment...*shrugs* She survived...and they lived on the run for HLM's entire life...
<Mitch> "Christ... what happened to the assistant?"
<Diana> She was crushed to death in an earthquake in Tokyo about...*narrows her eyes* Four...five years ago...
<Mitch> He nods slowly. "I should put my foot here? ...it's really weird how, y'know, she and Klork can have kids. They're obviously gonna turn out all right, I mean, I'm not saying it won't. It just seems like both of 'em would be far enough..." *frowns, straightening up and thinking* "I don't wanna use the term 'far from human', but..."
<Mitch> "It's an 'if it works, it works' situation, I guess."
* Diana nods* Hai...*blinks a little* Well, hai...*shrugs* I do not fully understand it either...demo...I am happy for them...I know HLM's long wanted to be a mother..
* Klork mms...curling onto his side on the couch...
* HappyLittleMoron hmms? a little, kinda waking up and looking down at him, babies purring softly
* Klork looks up at her, smiling a bit
<Klork> Hn..just realized where I was sleepin'...
<Mitch> *nods, rubbing his neck* "I'm glad she's got what she wanted, then..."
* Diana nods* Hai...I as well...it's about time...
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles softly* Not comfy...?
<Mitch> "Can this throw get used, y'know, without having to get your wrist grabbed?"
* Diana nods* If you're fast enough to avoid being grabbed, hai...
* Klork chuckles...
<Klork> On the contrary..I got really comfy ... hence falling asleep *grins*
<Mitch> "Oh! I get- you just keep the other guy from doing a reverse?"
* HappyLittleMoron laughs softly
* Diana nods* HAi
* Klork smirks, slowly sitting up and stretching
<Mitch> "Lesson one - embarassing yourself. Lesson two - embarassing someone else."
* HappyLittleMoron streatches when she can, chuckling softly
* Diana chuckles* There you go...one way of looking at it...
<Klork> eeesh .. so..you wanna go to bed..?
* Mitch grins and tries a throw
<HappyLittleMoron> Mm...bed good...
<HappyLittleMoron> *Diana resists this time, trying to make him work at it a little harder*
* Klork nods, stretching
* HappyLittleMoron stands, holding Puddles still
* Puddles gets toted*
* Klork stands as well, rubbing her back..
<Klork> *calls out* G'nite Di! Mitch!
* HappyLittleMoron ooooohhhhhhhs...gets a goofy grin on her face...* Niiiiight guys
* Mitch SO doesn't manage - he may have the theory, but he doesn't have the practice
<Mitch> "Night, Klork, Mrs. Happy..."
* Klork chuckles, heading up the stairs, rubbing HLMs back the entire way
* HappyLittleMoron goes with, obviously
* Klork follows her up stairs and to bed etc
* Diana smiles a little to him* Ne...Mitch...perhaps we can continue tomorrow...
<Mitch> "Yeah..." He straightens up, taking a step back and bowing, trying not to let the stiffness show.
* Diana bows back, and hehs* TTtry some stretches...and the hot tub...it will help...oyasumi...
<Mitch> "Oyasumi, tomodachi... domo arigato..." He cocks his head as he straightens. "Sensei?"
* Diana chuckles softly* Ne...only on the mat, if you wish...otherwise I'm simply tomodachi...
<Mitch> He smiles, bumping fists. "Thanks. Ja ne, tomodachi."
* Diana chuckles softly, bumping fissts with him as welll* Ja ne...*smiles again and heads upstairs, waveling to Mondo as she goes*
<Mitch> .oO(The hot tub? Is there still a corpse in the pool?)
* Mitch shrugs a little, and just winces, sitting down on an exercise machine for a few minutes. .oO(Oh, I'm gonna feel this tomorrow.)
Session Close: Sun Mar 31 02:17:06 2002
