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Session Start: Thu Oct 04 20:44:05 2001

* Zoi comes down from her room, yawning....

* DianaManashevitz 's curled up on the couch, fast asleep, an empty bowl on the coffee table

* Zoi looks over to Diana and sighs softly.

* Red walks into the Asylum, he holds the door open for TN

* HappyLittleMoron 's in the kitchen, cleaning or something

* TurtleNinja goes through, shivering a bit, looking around.

<TurtleNinja> We're home!

* DianaManashevitz starts awake with a soft gasp, blinking sleepily and looking around

* Red looks like a 7' human save with webbed hands and a turtle like tail

<Zoi> Hey, Diana. *smiles*

* HappyLittleMoron comes out of the kitchen wearing an apron, hands perched on her hips* *melodramatically* I work and I slave over a hot mop all day and what do you do?! Come back late after a day full of partying!

* TurtleNinja smiles.

<TurtleNinja> Hey HLM! We're back!

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks a little and wavels to Zoi and the rest with a lil' smile, looking tired, but otherwise a lot better

* TurtleNinja blinks.

<TurtleNinja> Whoa...what happened while we were away?

* Red kisses TN* I need to leave now hon.

* DianaManashevitz grins weakly* <q> Long story...

* TurtleNinja nods.

<TurtleNinja> ok, sweetie.

* TurtleNinja blinks to Diana.

<TurtleNinja> oh?

* DianaManashevitz nods, pulling the blanket around herself tightly, seemingly ashamed...embarassed...

<HappyLittleMoron> Huh..

* TurtleNinja looks to Red.

<TurtleNinja> I'll see you later, ok, hon?

* Red kisses TN and nods* Of course,hon.

* TurtleNinja kisses back.

<TurtleNinja> See you later. *smiles*

* Red smiles and heads out of the asylum

<HappyLittleMoron> Hm...well...ahem...*heads back into the kitchen*

* Zoi follows HLM.

<Zoi> What's for breakfast?

* HappyLittleMoron holds up a bottle of cleaner, goofy grin on her face* Windex!

<Zoi> Yummy. Full of ammonia goodness. :P

<HappyLittleMoron> Ooooooooohyeah...lemony fresh, too ;-P

<HappyLittleMoron> Pretty much fend fer yerself...almost done with the cleaning..

* Zoi nods and looks for some Count Chocula...

* HappyLittleMoron goes back to cleaning

<Zoi> So how're you doin', HLM?

* TurtleNinja walks over to Diana, teleporting her heavy coat into her room.

<HappyLittleMoron> Pretty good...getting nervouse....

<TurtleNinja> How're you doin'? :)

<Zoi> Nervous?

* DianaManashevitz looks at TN and grins a lil', shrugging slightly* <q> Can't complain...

* HappyLittleMoron nods..* Getting married on the thirtieth <G>

<Zoi> Oooh. *smiles*

<TurtleNinja> Heh, true....

<TurtleNinja> So what happened while I was away with Red, if I may ask?

<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah...*grins widely* I'm so happy...but so nervouse!!

<DianaManashevitz> I...ah...got...sick

* Zoi nods.

<Zoi> Yeah...it's your big day!

<TurtleNinja> Sick, huh? Hope you feel better soon....

<TurtleNinja> Catch the flu, huh?

<DianaManashevitz> Uh...you could say thattt...*grins slightly* I'm just recovering...

* TurtleNinja nods.

<TurtleNinja> well, at least you're getting better. :)

* DianaManashevitz nods and grins a little* So...where did you and Red go?

* TurtleNinja blushes.

* DianaManashevitz blinks and smirks* Oohh...I see... *winks*

<TurtleNinja> Well...we went out on a walk and then just decided to spend some time away from the Asylum for a bit....*giggles*

<TurtleNinja> <q>Yeah, that too...

* DianaManashevitz chuckles and shakes her head slightly

<TurtleNinja> Sure is quiet around here....

* DianaManashevitz nods, curling up a little more* Hai..

<DianaManashevitz> The quiet is good...

* Klork walks in, looking around

* DianaManashevitz 's sitting on the couch, curled up, looking tired, but a lot better

<TurtleNinja> True....better than the noise of a fight....

* HappyLittleMoron 's in the kitchen, cleaning

* Zoi is in the kitchen as well, chowing down on Count Chocula.

* DianaManashevitz cringes at that...

<Zoi> Mmm...*swallows* Nee....when is the rent due?

* DianaManashevitz looks up at Klork and waves a little, curled into herself

* Klork waves his fingers, crutching to the kitchen

<Klork> Elloo...???

<Zoi> Hey, Klork. *smiles*

* HappyLittleMoron straitens up from cleaning the stove, smacking her head against the top of the inside* Owwwwwwwwwww

* TurtleNinja stretches a bit.

<TurtleNinja> You hungry for anything, Diana?

* DianaManashevitz blinks at the clang and "ow" and chuckles softly* Hai...

* TurtleNinja shakes her head.

<TurtleNinja> Heh...nice to see the Moron's still Moronic. *grins* What can I getcha?

* Klork grimaces

<Klork> 'Mo...

<Klork> don' do that...

* HappyLittleMoron backs out of the stove and stands up, rubbing the back of her head with a sheepish grin* Well......I'll try not to next time...didn't hit anything important...just my head ;-P

* Zoi tries not to choke on her cereal....

* Klork sticks his tongue out

<Klork> eeesh...

<DianaManashevitz> Uhm....I...soup?

<TurtleNinja> What kind? *smiles* Miso?

* Klork crutches over, sitting on a chair

<DianaManashevitz> ...hai...sure...

* TurtleNinja smiles.

<TurtleNinja> Any tea with that?

<DianaManashevitz> Ok...

* HappyLittleMoron goes over, kissing Klork's forehead* How're you...?

* Klork smirks

<Klork> well, bandage is off my head..just stitched now..

<HappyLittleMoron> This is good...*grins and puts the cleaning stuff away, the stove the last thing she had to do..*

<Zoi> Glad you're feeling better, Klork. *smiles*

<HappyLittleMoron> This is good...*grins and puts the cleaning stuff away, the stove the last thing she had to do..*

<TurtleNinja> Green or chamomille?

* The unknown man that was there the other day is now sitting outside the asylum again, walking about

* Klork nods

<Klork> meee too...

* DianaManashevitz 's sitting curled on the couch* ...green is good...

<Man> {{*to Diana*  ~You busy?~}}

* Klork stretches his back out

* TurtleNinja nods and heads to the kitchen.

<DianaManashevitz> {{*sounds tired*...not really...}}

<Klork> yeah, it's not so easy just tendin' ... sorry you've had to work so many hours boucin'..

<TurtleNinja> Heya Klork! *smiles*

* Klork looks up, waving

<Klork> heya!

<TurtleNinja> How're you doing?

* Klork shrugs

<Klork> head's better, leg's still broken n' healin' tho..

* TurtleNinja gets out some miso mix and tea...

* TurtleNinja nods.

<TurtleNinja> Glad you're doing a little better at least. :)

<TurtleNinja> You guys hungry at all?

<Man> {{*to Diana* Alright..mabye some other time we will continue.}}

<Klork> and my truck...is a big cube..but mom helped me pay for the other cars...and she went and bought me ANOTHER truck..

* Klork shrugs

<Klork> nah, not entirely, just ate..

* Billy again lands on the Asylum roof

* TurtleNinja nods.

<TurtleNinja> Ok.

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and chuckles* Well...I'll do the driving <G>

<Billy> This place was so loaded, gotta make sure I didn't miss anyting.

<HappyLittleMoron> Oh...no thanks,,, TN...

* Klork nodnodnodnods

<Klork> Amen to that..

* HappyLittleMoron blinks, looking up at a tingly feeling, the ward triggered

<HappyLittleMoron> Hmmm...

<HappyLittleMoron> 'Scuse me...

* Klork nods to her

<Klork> a'right..

* HappyLittleMoron heads up the stairs, to the roof, looking at Billy

<TurtleNinja> N'kay. *goes about making the tea and miso*

* The man walks into the Asylum, and into the livingroom, leaning on the wall

<Billy> Hey! It's you! *smiles

* Klork stands, pulling himself onto his crutches

<Klork> I'm gonna go change outta my work clothes..

<TurtleNinja> Ok, Klork. *smiles*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* Yeah...it's me...It's you, too...

* Klork heads up the stairs, very slowly...pausing at his door to remove the electrical sheild and goes in

* Klork ... changes, duh :P

* TurtleNinja fixes the tea and brings it out to Diana.

<TurtleNinja> Here ya go! *smiles*

* DianaManashevitz smiles a little at the man, waving a little before blinking at TN* Ah...thanks...

<Billy> Aww, you don't sound happy to see me. *makes a joking pouty face* i mean, i did save your friend.

* Klork finishes changing, coming out and putting the sheild back on his room, pausing...and then crutching his way upstairs to see where HLM went

<HappyLittleMoron> Well....yeah...*grins* Thanks for saving my fiancee...uhm...what're you doing here, though? *tilts her head*

* DianaManashevitz blinks a little, sipping politely at the tea..

<Billy> That guy was your fiancee? oO(major bummer...looks like i will have to use drastic measures..) Uhmm, coming back to see you of course hot stuff!

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and smirks, crossing her arms over her chest* Uh huh...right...

* TurtleNinja smiles.

* Klork arches a brow, crutching onto the roof

<TurtleNinja> Soup'll be right on out.

<Klork> Heh, that is my hot stuff...*winks to HLM*

* Billy looks to Klork* oO(Not for long..hehehehehe) Oh, its you, glad to see your getting better.

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and grins at Klork, kissing him...

* the man nods back to Diana, and continues to lean on the wall, looking about

* Klork arches a brow, then smirks, purring quietly

<TurtleNinja> I'll be right back with soup, ok, Diana?

<Klork> Hey you..

<DianaManashevitz> Ok..

<HappyLittleMoron> Hi...

* Klork puts his arms around her, smirking

<Billy> Hmmm, so anyways, how long you two been together?

* TurtleNinja smiles and heads back into the kitchen, dishing up a bowl of the miso soup and brings it back to Diana.

* Klork arches a brow, glancing up (there's more to this than meets the eye ;) )

<TurtleNinja> Here we go....hot, fresh, miso. :)

<Klork> a bit..

<Billy> A bit huh? Well how long is that?

<HappyLittleMoron> Long enough..

* Klork nods

<Billy> *shrugs* Man...talk about your cold shoulders here.

<DianaManashevitz> Thanks, TN...*smiles weakly*

* Klork chuckles, shrugging

<Klork> Not really, just...don't talk much to those we just met about our personal lives..

* HappyLittleMoron nods..

* TurtleNinja smiles and hands Diana some chopsticks as well.

<TurtleNinja> No problem!

<Billy> Oh, that's too bad. I am a very talkative and nice guy.

* Billy streches out his large white wings

* Klork shrugs

<Klork> 'Never accused you of an'thing..

* HappyLittleMoron shrugs a little, resting an arm around Klork's middle

<TurtleNinja> You want anything else, hun?

* DianaManashevitz shakes her head* Thank you...no...*grins a little, not used to being waited on*

<Billy> Well I think I can be trusted since I saved your life right? *smirks and winks

* Klork arches a brow

<Klork> Now..why would you say something like that?

<Billy> I uhm, just get the feeling you people don't trust me.

* TurtleNinja smiles and sits back.

* Klork shrugs

<Klork> Why?? Do we have a reason not to trust you?

* HappyLittleMoron nods, then smiles feintly* It's also just our natures...

<Billy> Not that I can think of oO(Besides me taking all your stuff..)..

<Klork> Well, you'll have to excuse our over protectiveness...we were just robbed...from the roof.

* Klork smirks, almost appearing to be forced

* Billy acts surprised* Woah, really!? Geeze, thats not good.

<Klork> And since we ran into you on the roof, well *shrugs*

* Klork smirks

* HappyLittleMoron arches a brow slightly

<Klork> Oh, it's ok, besides, we have magical sheilds protectin' the place now, so there's no worry for more robberies.

<Billy> I see where you are coming from..but I just like to fly around

* the man sighs, looking over at Diana occasionally (more to those looks than just a gaze)

<Klork> Still.

<HappyLittleMoron> To coin a phrase...better safe than sorry...

* DianaManashevitz glances at the man out of the corner of her eyes as she nibbles...

* Billy smiles* Couldnt have said it better myself

* Klork nods

<Klork> so..next time...if you want to visit.

<Klork> try the front door.

* HappyLittleMoron nods..

<Billy> Front door? Those are no fun..you have to walk.

* Klork nods

<Klork> just like the rest of us.

<HappyLittleMoron> That's what legs're for <G>

<Klork> Otherwise, you'll trip our alarms..and I believe that wouldnt make us trust ya very much...

<Billy> But flying is what wings are for. *flares out his wings again

* Klork points to HLM

<Klork> she walks.

* HappyLittleMoron nodsnods

<Klork> Just use the front door..

<HappyLittleMoron> Just to be polite

* Billy looks up* The air is my domain..but ok ok, I'll use it next time.

<HappyLittleMoron> We apreciate it..

* Klork nods

* TurtleNinja glances over at the man looking at Diana.

<Billy> Very well

<TurtleNinja> {{Who's this guy, Diana?}}

* the man looks at TN

* Klork heads towards the door...opening it for HLM

<HappyLittleMoron> Thanks, love...*heads through..*

<Billy> Leaving?

<Klork> yup...

* Klork smirks

<DianaManashevitz> {{A friend...}}

<Billy> Very well...<W> She's all mine...

<Klork> see you at the front door if ya choose to visit..*closes the door after himself, locking it and putting the electrical sheild up again..

* Klork goes inside w/ HLM

* HappyLittleMoron shivers and runs her hands over her arms

* Klork crutches down the stairs with her

* Klork glances up at her, then waggles his eyebrows

* The man nods to TN

* HappyLittleMoron blushes

<Billy> Looks like stealing from here is out of the question now.

* TurtleNinja nods back to the guy.

* Klork chuckles

<TurtleNinja> {{You want me to let you be with him, hun?}}

* DianaManashevitz blinks a little* {{Heh? Oh...no...you can stay if you want...}}

<TurtleNinja> {{Ok. heh. Just in case you wanted to speak to your friend alone.}}

* Klork heads down th' stairs, crutchin'

* DianaManashevitz nods a lil'

* HappyLittleMoron 's with him

* Klork sputters, giving HLM a bewildered look

* Billy his watch starts beeping* Uh oh..this isn't good..they found me again.

<Klork> Hey! I-heh..*trails off, flustered*

* Klork coughs

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!!

<Man> {{*to TN* It is ok...you may stay..}}

* TurtleNinja blinks.

* HappyLittleMoron gives him a wicked grin, still snickering

* Klork sighs, running a hand through his hair

<Klork> eesh...

<TurtleNinja> {{Gomen...didn't mean to be secretive...}}

* TurtleNinja quietly clears her throat and smiles, extending a hand to Diana's friend for a handshake.

<TurtleNinja> I'm TurtleNinja, but most people call me TN.

* HappyLittleMoron giggles

<Man> {{*to TN* it is fine, I understand}}

<Klork> You're the only one that can fluster melike that, gnad you *winks*

* the man takes the hand shaking it* Nice to meet you TN..me, I have no name at the moment..

<TurtleNinja> Oh? *smiles*

<TurtleNinja> Is there a name you'd like to give me?

* Klork crutches to the next stair level..putting electric portals over each window as he passes em'

* HappyLittleMoron grins and runs the back of her hand down his cheek* I have many skills..

<man> For now I am no one..

<TurtleNinja> Hn...all right, then. *smiles* It's a pleasure to meet you nonetheless.

* Klork blinks..then grins..coughing slightly

<Man> Likewise.

<Klork> Hmm..I, yes, this I've seen *winks, crutchin' down the stairs again*

<TurtleNinja> Can I get you anything to eat or drink?

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles softly

<Man> Some water if it isn't any trouble.

* TurtleNinja nods and heads into the kitchen, coming back with a glass of water,

<TurtleNinja> Here ya go! *smiles*

<Man> Thank you

* TurtleNinja smiles.

<TurtleNinja> No problem. *sits back down next to Diana*

* Man takes a sip

* HappyLittleMoron streatches

* Klork pokes her

<HappyLittleMoron> Ack!

* HappyLittleMoron pokes back

* Klork erks, trying to grab her hands but his crutches get in the way

* DianaManashevitz starts dozing off after finishing the soup and tea..

<HappyLittleMoron> Ehehehe...

* TurtleNinja takes the dishes into the kitchen and gives them to Zoi, who's washing up her breakfast dishes, before returning.

<Klork> fine fine..laugh at me...

<TurtleNinja> You need any more blankets, Diana?

<HappyLittleMoron> Aww...*leans over to kiss him* Better?

* Klork nodnods, smirking

<Klork> yup...much *winks*

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks* Oh! uh...noo thanks...

<TurtleNinja> Ok. *smiles* Shall we let you be to get some rest?

<HappyLittleMoron> Goodgood...*grins, sticking her hands in her back pockets* Anything else I can do?

* DianaManashevitz nods a little...

<Klork> Hm...heal my leg miraculously so I can tackle you? *winks*

<TurtleNinja> Ok, hun. *smiles* If you need anything, just give one of us a call. *smiles*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* I COULD give you my healing factor...but y'know...that's sort of messy..

* DianaManashevitz nods a little again...head drooping..

* Klork shakes his head

<Klork> nah..

<HappyLittleMoron> I thought you'd say something like that...*grins lopsidedly*

* Klork chuckles, crutching to the bottom floor and stretching

<Klork> man, stairs are hell....

* HappyLittleMoron winces* I can imagine...

* Klork nods

<Klork> takes time too

* HappyLittleMoron blinks a litte* I guess I could try flying you everywhere <G>

* Klork chuckles

<Klork> nah....I gotta keep m' leg strong *winks, crutching towards thekitchen* Hnnn..now I'm hungry...

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles and follows

* HappyLittleMoron hrmms...and starts going through the fridge1 ...we really need to go shopppping...

* Klork nodnodnods

* HappyLittleMoron hrmms...making soup or whatever

* Klork pours himself some milk

<Klork> so eh, wanna do our honey moon to a nekkid' beach, Mo'?

* HappyLittleMoron BLINKS!!!

* Klork waggles his eyebrows

<HappyLittleMoron> I...uh...*blushes* Sure? *blinkblinks, flabergasted*

<Klork> Sorry, was crutchin' by a store and saw an ad for some underwear...they were giving away free tickets to France to go to some nude beaches..

* Klork shrugs* personally, it defeats the point of selling underwear if they're gonna go nude anyway.

<HappyLittleMoron> True...*chuckles* But it does sound like a good idea...*ssmirks* The underwear is for the conservaaatives ;-P

* Klork nods, pulling the elastics of his boxers up to show her

<Klork> Yup...tho I do like..some cushionin' down there *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron giggles and nods* Mm...cusshoinin' is good...

<Klork> yesh, it isss...*hunches over his crutches, immitating Igor*

* HappyLittleMoron grins1 Oooh...do I get to order you around now? *grins as she lladels out soup*

* Klork blinks, immediately straightening

<Klork> I thought we saved that for after hours???

* HappyLittleMoron blinks

<HappyLittleMoron> ...you lost me on that one...

<Klork> ordering around *winks* isn't that something we do in our "we" time *winks, waggling his eyebrows* Tho that's only when you get the toys out *winks*

<HappyLittleMoron> OH! *laughs!*

* HappyLittleMoron blushes and shakes her head* I see what you have on your mind ;-)

* Klork rubs at his eye, having strained it from winking so much..

* HappyLittleMoron looks for a steak he can put on his strained eye <G>

* Klork thppts, sipping at his milk

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles and sets a bowl of soup in front of him

<Klork> OoooOOOOoooOOOooo...

<Klork> sooooop?? for meeee??

* HappyLittleMoron nodsnods

<HappyLittleMoron> Soupforyou!

* Klork purrrrrrrrrrs

<Klork> sooooooup

* Klork sips at it

<Klork> Gooodsoup! Bonus!

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!* Thank you, thank you..

* Klork smirks, sipping

<Klork> Nono, thank YOU *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles pulling out a chair next to him and turning it so she can straddle it

* Klork looks her over, smirking

<Klork> lucky chair. *winks, sipping*

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and grins* I'll straddle YOU later...

* Klork blinkblinks, then smirks widely

<Klork> I'll hold you to that

<HappyLittleMoron> I wouldn't expect anything less...*grins and winks*

* Klork chuckles, smirking

<Klork> I so spoil'd

<HappyLittleMoron> Yes you are...*grins and reaches over to playfully tickle his chin* I just can't help myself, though..

* Klork purrs, closing his eyes

* HappyLittleMoron grins and strokes his cheek

<Klork> you ever own a cat before? *stretches slightly* Riight under the chin..haaappyy scritch spot *winks, purring still*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles and goes back to tickling his chin..

* Klork purrrrrrrrs

* HappyLittleMoron grins

* Diana's curled up on the couch, sleeping soundly...looking tired, but a lot better than before*

* Mondo_Gecko comes downstairs

* Mondo_Gecko smiles a little, watching her

* TurtleNinja is in the training room with Zoi....doing what else? Training. ;P

* DianaManashevitz curls tightly on the couch, sighing softly in her sleep..

* Mondo_Gecko smiles a bit and goes and pulls a blanket from the back of the couch over her

* DianaManashevitz mms a lil', eyes slowly blinking open, looking bleerily up at him..

* Zoi skids back on her butt out of the training room, sweatdropping with a broken bo in her hands.

<Zoi> .oO(Ow....wedgie!)

<Mondo_Gecko> Diana?

* Klork finishes eatin' the soup, going to polish off the milk

<Klork> Mmm..

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks and grins feintly* Uh huh...?

* Zoi gets up, walking funny back into the training room as TN comes out.

<Mondo_Gecko> hey..

<Mondo_Gecko> How ya feelin?

* HappyLittleMoron grins and gets up, rubbing his shoulders

* TurtleNinja heads towards the kitchen, then pauses.

<TurtleNinja> Heya Mondo! *smiles*

* Mondo_Gecko smiles at TN

 <Mondo_Gecko> hey

<DianaManashevitz> Better than I was...still weak...*pats the cusion next to her* Have a seaaat...how're you?

* Klork purrrrrrrrrrs

<Mondo_Gecko> I'm ok..I guess.. worried about ya

* Mondo_Gecko flops down beside her

* DianaManashevitz grins a lil' at him* I'll be ok, now...

* TurtleNinja heads into the kitchen, then heads out again, back towards the training room with a water bottle...

* Klork pauses, hearing TN say hello to Mondo then shouts "HEYYY MONNDOOOO!!!"

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and jumps

<HappyLittleMoron> Hey!

* Mondo_Gecko JUMPS and clings to the ceiling like a cat

<Mondo_Gecko> AAAHHH!

* Zoi can be heard grumbling under her breath in Japanese then walks funny back out into the main room....

* Zoi blinks and looks up.

<Zoi> Mondo?

* DianaManashevitz looks up

* DianaManashevitz blinks

<Mondo_Gecko> O @

* DianaManashevitz giggles softly

<Mondo_Gecko> christ!

* Mondo_Gecko snorts

* Klork doesn't see this, so goes back to finishing his milk like nothing happened, then arches a brow

<Klork> Christ?? Where!?

<Klork> Dood, I wanna get his autograph..

<Mondo_Gecko> ow!

* Mondo_Gecko lands on his back, feet in the air

* HappyLittleMoron snickers

<Zoi> *heads over to Mondo, offering a hand up* Hey man....heh...you ok?

<Klork> hm...that didnt sound healthy..

* Mondo_Gecko twitches

* DianaManashevitz winces and kneels by Mondo* ...you ok?

<Zoi> Mondo? Hey, man, you ok?

* Mondo_Gecko wheezes out "thuper!"

<Klork> Thuper?? *glances at the kitchen door* Mondo, you ok??

* Mondo_Gecko sits up

* DianaManashevitz chuckles and holds her hands ouut to try helping him up..wouldn't be able to do much..

* Mondo_Gecko sits up and you can hear his spine popping and cracking

<Mondo_Gecko> ahhhhhhhh

* Zoi winces.

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks and cringes

<Mondo_Gecko> Now I can cancel that chiropractor apointment

<Zoi> Ouchie....so you realy are doing super?

* Zoi laughs.

<Zoi> Ok, well, that's one way to do it...

* DianaManashevitz chuckles softly

<Mondo_Gecko> I've been better..then again I've nearly been dead so..I'm good

* Klork arches a brow

<HappyLittleMoron> Heh..

* Mondo_Gecko grabs his tail tip and pulls it over his sholder and his back cracks a bunch of times

* Klork hops up..as much as he can on crutches, going over to the door and looking out

* Klork shudders

<Mondo_Gecko> ooohhbaby

<Klork> Agghh!

* DianaManashevitz heads back to the couch and cringes

<Zoi> Makes sense....*groans a little* Excuse me...I have to take care of this wedgie-burn...ow...*waddles off to the bathroom*

<Mondo_Gecko> What?!

* Mondo_Gecko blinks and snickers!

<DianaManashevitz> Egads...

* TurtleNinja shakes her head, sipping her water.

<TurtleNinja> Serves her right for letting me kick her flat out in the chest....went sliding back on her butt and, well, she's 10% he, so, uh...yeah....heh...*sips her water again*

* Mondo_Gecko looks at Klork

<Mondo_Gecko> what's your problem? who's out there?

* Klork shudders, leaning against his crutches

<Klork> out where?? I came over here to see what that noise was

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and follows

<Klork> the thud n' whatnot that is..

<Mondo_Gecko> Tax collector? Jehova's Witnesses? Girl scouts?

<Mondo_Gecko> oh..

<Mondo_Gecko> me..

<Mondo_Gecko> that's much worse

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!!

* Mondo_Gecko gets up and wanders back to the couch

<DianaManashevitz> No it's not! I like being around you...the others I just like hurting...

<Mondo_Gecko> oohhh everyone here that?!

<Mondo_Gecko> Diana likes my company!

<Klork> OOkay, Mondo...glad to hear *chuckles*

<Mondo_Gecko> ha! in your face crazy witch doctor! I knew all my friends wern't imaginary!

* DianaManashevitz laughs

* Mondo_Gecko puffs up his chest and looks proud of himself

* TurtleNinja raises a brow.

<HappyLittleMoron> HHmmm...

<TurtleNinja> I hope you meant the tax collectors, girlscouts, and jehovah's witnesses and not the rest of us here at the Asylum. *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron looks around, finally shrugging, and manafests a pillow to herself, before just throwing it at Mondo

<Mondo_Gecko> hehe

* Mondo_Gecko gets beaned and he falls over

<Mondo_Gecko> ow

* HappyLittleMoron snickers

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks and pats Mondo's shoulder

* Klork chuckles quietly

<Klork> nice aim, Mo'

* HappyLittleMoron grins and bows* I try...

* Mondo_Gecko shugs and licks his eye with his gecko tounge

* Klork smirks

[23:15] * TurtleNinja giggles.

<TurtleNinja> You could fill in for a mutant version of the Geico gecko with that. :P

<Mondo_Gecko> na..no one ever calls me so it's dishonest :P

* Klork crutches over to Mondo

<Klork> Can you save me money on car insurance?

<TurtleNinja> Aww....I'd call ya if you didn't live in the same nutty place. ;P

* DianaManashevitz chuckles softly* That's 'cause you can't save them thousands on carr insurance...

* HappyLittleMoron coughs and snickers

* Klork looks hopeful

<Klork> I just totalled six cars, would you even insure me???

* Klork grins mischeviously

* HappyLittleMoron laughs

<Mondo_Gecko> Yea..actually.. I can steal a car and make it unrecognizable.. and then no one would know it was a stolen and uninsured car

* Klork chuckles

<TurtleNinja> You serious, Mondo?

<Mondo_Gecko> hell no! ...but I can steal six cars in a night

<Mondo_Gecko> ...sure..

* Klork chuckles

<Mondo_Gecko> I used to be a professional theif and hacker

<Klork> Ah, speakin' of which..

<HappyLittleMoron> Hmmm...oh yeah...*shudders*

<TurtleNinja> Nice. Nee....that reminds me....you're employed at Neffy's company, aren't ya?

<Klork> some of us were robbed last night...so I put up an electrical sheild on the upper floor door from the roof, and the windows...

<TurtleNinja> Robbed?! *blinks* Ohmygod...what was taken?

* Klork shrugs

<Mondo_Gecko> I'm been Ima Cummings, Hugh Jass... a number of names... Sean Humperdink..

* HappyLittleMoron nods* I got a ward up too...

<Mondo_Gecko> the police don't know who I am yet

* DianaManashevitz blinks and laughs

<HappyLittleMoron> Dunno...gotta go see for yerself...

<Klork> nothing from my room..*shrugs*

<TurtleNinja> So that's what Zoi was telling me about...*raises a brow at Mondo* Simpsons watcher, huh?

<DianaManashevitz> Nice names..

<Mondo_Gecko> uh ...simpsons?

<Mondo_Gecko> Robbed huh?

* Klork nods

<Mondo_Gecko> The Asylum? or mugged?

<TurtleNinja> I don't remember if I set my shield or not....I'm gonna go check...

<Klork> you can get out with the sheild I put up..but...getting in?? *shrugs*

* TurtleNinja heads upstairs....

<Klork> the asylum

<Mondo_Gecko> yeesh

<Mondo_Gecko> who was robbed?

<Klork> not sure who all...

* Zoi comes back out.

<Mondo_Gecko> Well, I can catch him...

<Klork> but apparently if you had magical sheilds on your rooms you're ok...

<Mondo_Gecko> You think like a criminal to catch one..and I already think like a theif

* Klork nods

<Zoi> Jae and I. Jae lost some gems and electrical equipment, a watch, and some expensive sunglasses. I lost several expensive pairs of earrings....I have wards up now, though...put 'em up last night.

<Klork> Well, I think I know exactly who it is too

* Mondo_Gecko cracks his knuckles

* HappyLittleMoron nods

<Mondo_Gecko> I bet we can get'em back

<Zoi> Oh? You found him?

* TurtleNinja comes back down, whewing.

<HappyLittleMoron> He was on the roof earlier..

* Mondo_Gecko looks at Klork

<Klork> He seems to have the hots for ma' woman *winks to HLM* But seriously, he's got white wings...white hair...think his name's Billy or something..

<Mondo_Gecko> Who?

<TurtleNinja> Everything's there....I set the ward before we left.

* TurtleNinja blinks.

<Mondo_Gecko> Billy eh?

* Klork nods

* Mondo_Gecko smirks'

<TurtleNinja> White wings and hair?

<Mondo_Gecko> this guy will stick out like a sore thumb

* HappyLittleMoron smirks, and nods* Yeah...has some kinda energy powers...helped get Klork out of the truck...

<Mondo_Gecko> The only reason a guy would steal womens jewelry is for money

<Mondo_Gecko> which means your stuff is probably at a local pawnshop

<Klork> Yah, caught him tryin' to come in through the roof...

<Mondo_Gecko> If we can track what pawnshop he was at we can get a look at the servailence video

<Zoi> Lovely.

<Mondo_Gecko> get some info from the owners..

<Zoi> Some of the earrings were presents from Marie Antoinette and her husband....

* DianaManashevitz shakes her head a little* Would they show us that easily, though?

* Mondo_Gecko looks over at Diana

<Mondo_Gecko> ...well..I'd probably have to out myself..

<Mondo_Gecko> tell them that I'm Shawn..

<Mondo_Gecko> but as soon as they know me..they'll know to show me

* Klork nods

<DianaManashevitz> Ok...*nods a little, smothering another yawn*

<Zoi> Anything's worth a try. Soon as Jae awakens, I'm gonna have him put his magic trackers on my stuff....hn....

* Mondo_Gecko nods

<Mondo_Gecko> If we can get a good look at this guy..leave it to me..I'll track him down in a few days and teach him not to couch out stuff anymore..or else

* Mondo_Gecko pounds his fist into his palm with a menacing grin on his face

<Klork> he has white hair to his waist..white wings..

<Mondo_Gecko> hmm

<Mondo_Gecko> mutant of some sort then..Billy

<Klork> forgot what he was wearin' tho

<Mondo_Gecko> the guy sounds like he walks around as a mutant.. he'll be easy to find then

<Mondo_Gecko> mutants ussualy hide themselves

<Klork> Tends to fly a lot tho..

<Mondo_Gecko> this guy must think he's hot shit to walk around without fear of bein seen

<Mondo_Gecko> fly eh?

* Mondo_Gecko looks at HLM

<Mondo_Gecko> How's yer wings?

* HappyLittleMoron blinks

* Mondo_Gecko 's tail swishes behind him..

<HappyLittleMoron> They're ok...

<Mondo_Gecko> good..

* Mondo_Gecko looks like he's actually thinking here..

* DianaManashevitz blinkblinks at Mondo

* Klork sits on the edge of a chair

* Mondo_Gecko looks over to Diana

<Mondo_Gecko> what?

<Klork> hn..

<Mondo_Gecko> ...so..

* Mondo_Gecko looks around slowly

<Mondo_Gecko> ....what's..everyone dressing up as for holloween?

<Klork> The phantom of the opera *grins*

<Mondo_Gecko> .oO(it just got quiet..too quiet)

* DianaManashevitz shakes her head a litttle, then smirks* Anything but a vampire

<Mondo_Gecko> ohh

<HappyLittleMoron> Christine here <G>

* Mondo_Gecko grins and throws an arm around Diana's sholder

<Mondo_Gecko> good idea

<TurtleNinja> Halloween? Hn...guess I'll go as myself.

* DianaManashevitz chuckles

<Zoi> *snickers* I'd say Tuxedo Mask, but that's too scary....

<Mondo_Gecko> Jeesh! exciting..

<Mondo_Gecko> tuxedo who?

<Mondo_Gecko> hmm..

<Mondo_Gecko> I know..

<Mondo_Gecko> I'll go as a lizard man

<Mondo_Gecko> no no

<Mondo_Gecko> that's too hard to pull off

<Mondo_Gecko> everyone will just think I'm naked..

<Mondo_Gecko> which I would be

<Mondo_Gecko> hmm..now I think about it..Holloween's an excuse to walk around naked and open the door to kids!

* Klork oys...

<Mondo_Gecko> It's an anatonmicly correct lizard man costume!

<Zoi> *chuckles* Kids'd be scared of my anatomy....tho with my figure...I could pull off looking like Antoinette herself....particularly if I get my earrings back.

* Mondo_Gecko dances

* TurtleNinja busts out laughing.

* HappyLittleMoron blinks* Wouldn't you need to cut off your head, though, Zoi?

<Zoi> *laughs* True, tho I could do pre-decapitation Antoinette. :P

<Klork> Dood! that'd be awesome!

<Klork> get a costume that makes ya look headless and carry around your head!

<Mondo_Gecko> It's cooler without a head!

<HappyLittleMoron> Ooohh...yah!!!

<Zoi> There's no way my head is to be removed from my body unless I use an illusion spell....then I could probably pull that off. :P

* HappyLittleMoron grins at Klork* Show her your trick, hon...

<Mondo_Gecko> trick??

* Klork pauses, snapping his fingers and pulling a portal over his head, the other half of the portal in his arms, making it look like he's headless & holdin' his head

<Klork> Yea, remember this, Mondo?? *grins wickedly*

<Mondo_Gecko> AHHHHHH!

<Mondo_Gecko> .........

<Mondo_Gecko> it's a trick!

<Mondo_Gecko> You shithead!!

* TurtleNinja laughs.

* Mondo_Gecko groans

<Mondo_Gecko> man do I ever feel stupid...er

<Zoi> Nice....I gotta learn how to do that. :P

* Klork cackles

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Klork pulls his head outta the portal, becoming one with his head again

<Klork> I could probably letcha borrow a portal for a night...*shrugs*

* DianaManashevitz just kinda...stares..

<Mondo_Gecko> that's fuckin creepy!

<Zoi> That'd work too. *smiles*

<Zoi> If you guys think it'd be cooler to do the decapitated version, then I'll do that. ;P

* Klork chuckles

<Klork> that'd be awesome! see ppl's reactions..

* Mondo_Gecko shivers'

<Mondo_Gecko> ew

<Mondo_Gecko> it's nasty shit

* Zoi laughs.

<Mondo_Gecko> I know what I could be!

<Zoi> Point taken. I'll do the decapitated version. :P

<Mondo_Gecko> Michael Jackson..before he was a monkey lovin freak

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!!!

<Mondo_Gecko> back when he was cool

<HappyLittleMoron> A green Michale Jackson?

<Mondo_Gecko> I mean..damn..I love MY monkey! But I'd never call it bubbles!

<Klork> ...a green michael jackson..

<Klork> *shakes his head* well, he's been black and white, why not something else?

* TurtleNinja and Zoi both choke.

<TN/Zoi> BUBBLES?!

<Mondo_Gecko> Yea..I could get the hat and black and white suit and a gain and one sparkly glove

* Mondo_Gecko looks at Klork

* HappyLittleMoron snickers

<Mondo_Gecko> wow..are you racist against greens? :P

* Klork chuckles

<Klork> No...just think it'd be quite original..

* TurtleNinja giggles.

<TurtleNinja> It's great to be green, ne? :)

<Mondo_Gecko> come on TN.. he's oppressin out people!

<HappyLittleMoron> Well...yah...and if you DID decide to do Michael Jackson, you'd have to want to change to...I dunno...blue...

* Mondo_Gecko snickers

<Klork> Or a nice minty color..

<Mondo_Gecko> I like my skin green thankyou very much

<Mondo_Gecko> I am a nice minty color!

* Mondo_Gecko sniffs himself

<Mondo_Gecko> ...ohh..don't smell that minty

<TurtleNinja> I think he means whitish-green...^_-

* DianaManashevitz blinks and chuckles softly1 We could probably fix that...

<Klork> nope...you don't...

<Mondo_Gecko> ooh! Maybe I should be winter mint!~

* DianaManashevitz chuckles1 You could be a Mint Patty...*pokes Mondo's belly lightly* You've flattened out enough for it ;-)

<Mondo_Gecko> ohh

<Mondo_Gecko> I have.. havn't I

* Klork chuckles

* Mondo_Gecko sprawls out on the couch

* DianaManashevitz starts braiding a section of Mondo's hair..

<Mondo_Gecko> Coo'

<Mondo_Gecko> make me up afro style

<Klork> heh, you'd hafta be 70's Michael Jackson w/ a fro, Mondo..

* TurtleNinja blinks.

<TurtleNinja> a fro? Scary...

<Klork> or the bride of frankenstein..

* Mondo_Gecko sighs a bit and closes his eyes, having someone braid your hair is so relaxing..

* DianaManashevitz chuckles, continuing to braid...going foor the Snoop Dogg style

<TurtleNinja> Heh!

* Mondo_Gecko nuzzles up against the couch and sits there..being braided and looking doofy.. but a little faint churring noise is comming from him

* DianaManashevitz chuckles* Heyy...you purr, too?

* Klork chuckles quietly

<Klork> steelin' mah' lines *winks*

* DianaManashevitz chuckles softly, continuing with the braid

* Klork bops his head, humming some unknown tune that's stuck in his head

<HappyLittleMoron> Uh oh....the voices...

* Mondo_Gecko licks his nose and churrs..

* Klork leans back in the chair,purring quietly

* Klork snoozes into a lovely purrin nap

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles

* HappyLittleMoron strokes Klork's shoulder gently

* Klork purrs, curling up as much as he can w/out his leg

<Mondo_Gecko> man...I feel so high...and I ain't touched an ounce

<Mondo_Gecko> this is cool

* DianaManashevitz laughs, finishing up the last braid...he's got lots and lots of long lil' braids

* Mondo_Gecko blinks

<Mondo_Gecko> ..whoa..

<TurtleNinja> Nice, Diana.

<Mondo_Gecko> ..am I a rastafarian?

* Klork chuckles

* Zoi snickers.

<Klork> not quite..they're too thin..

* Klork scratches his chin

<Klork> I think I've seen Brittney Spears or Christina Aguilera with that do...

* DianaManashevitz chuckles* Thanks...*blinks!*

* Klork smirks, having woken up..

<DianaManashevitz> That's not what I was looking for...

* HappyLittleMoron snickers

<Mondo_Gecko> ew..girl pop whores

* Klork cackles

<Mondo_Gecko> I hope I don't look like a girl pop whore

<Zoi> *grins* Nice....hehehe....something else we agree on, Mondo. ;P And no, you don't look like a pop girl whore...

* DianaManashevitz shakes her head* Not at all...pink isn't your color...

<Zoi> Your hair's much nicer looking. ;P

* TurtleNinja giggles.

<Klork> that and your skin tone def. isn't like either of them *winks* Tho the other night your eye makeup did remind me of Christina's...

* Mondo_Gecko grins

<Klork> I'm surprised that girl can open her eyes..

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!

* Mondo_Gecko laughs

<Mondo_Gecko> she looks like a hooker!

<Zoi> Oh hell yeah...just need to give her some fishnets and some seethrough plastic or some leather...

<Mondo_Gecko> Don't those chicks already wear that shit Zoi?

<Zoi> Oh yeah...*grins* You're right!

<Zoi> Ok, fine, they just need a street corner. :P

<Klork> Like that'd be hard..

<Klork> dont you know what they do for a night job?

<Zoi> *giggles* Groupies!

* HappyLittleMoron looks at Klork and grins

<Klork> "I wanna be like brittney!" next thing ya know you have 12 year olds on street corners in push up bras dating boys named justin with blond cornrows and bad singing voices...

* TurtleNinja shudders.

* Mondo_Gecko bursts into snorty laughter

<DianaManashevitz> What a frighting future...

* Klork chuckles

<Mondo_Gecko> sick shit for sure..

* Klork winks up at HLM, eyes all adorin' before leaning back

* Mondo_Gecko gives his head a good shake and lets the braids fly around

* HappyLittleMoron laughs and giggles

* Klork blinkblinks, suddenly looking very flustered as he coughs

* Mondo_Gecko looks over at Klork

<Mondo_Gecko> you ok?

* HappyLittleMoron snickers

* Klork looks at Mondo, managing a choked and embarassed* Yeah!

* HappyLittleMoron grins and laughs softly

<Mondo_Gecko> What??? what is it?

* Mondo_Gecko blinks

* Klork shakes his head, face flushed

* Mondo_Gecko laughs!

<Klork> Nuthn'..Ah *coughs*

<Mondo_Gecko> I bet he got wood!

* Klork BLINKS

<Klork> I did not!!

<Mondo_Gecko> HAHA!!

* HappyLittleMoron coughs!!

<Mondo_Gecko> You did so!

<Mondo_Gecko> I know that look!

<Klork> I did not! I-just HLM, I did not--do I hafta stand up to prove it?!

* HappyLittleMoron giggles softly, tracing patterns on Klork's shoulder..

<TurtleNinja> ACK! Don't!

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!

* Klork coughs again, laughing at that

<Mondo_Gecko> yea don't!

* DianaManashevitz giggles through this whole thing

<Mondo_Gecko> I don't need to be reminded of my short commings

* Klork rolls his eyes

<HappyLittleMoron> Ehehehe...*grins impishly*

<Klork> I don't think I'd *just shakes his head, trailing off*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles

* Klork clears his throat and stands with the help of his crutches, kinda hunched over em

<Klork> A'right..I should get to bed...

* Klork glances at HLM

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles and grins innocenntly at Klork1 I'll keep you company..

* Klork chuckles

<Zoi>> Nite you two.

<TurtleNinja> Hehehe...yeah...g'nite. :)

<Klork> I was hopin' you'd say that *smirks*

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* Night all...*kisses Klork's cheek before leading to the stairs*

* Klork crutches along, followin'

<Mondo_Gecko> night

* HappyLittleMoron opens the door to Klork's room for him, since it's closer

* Klork follows...after about 30 minutes of stair climbing...

* DianaManashevitz 's sorta dozed off right on the couch

* Mondo_Gecko smiles and then pulls the blankets over her again

* Zoi looks to Mondo.

* Mondo_Gecko undoes his braids..they're cool..but his hair doesn't swish right

<Zoi> Nite man. *smiles* Sleep well, k? Don't dream of any evil girl pop whores. :P

* Mondo_Gecko grins

<Mondo_Gecko> gotcha

* Zoi giggles and heads to bed.

* TurtleNinja yawns.

<TurtleNinja> You headin' to bed, too, Mondo?

* Mondo_Gecko turns on the tv and curls up at the other end of the couch

<Mondo_Gecko> na, gonna fry my brain on late night cartoons

* TurtleNinja chuckles.

<TurtleNinja> Mind if I join you?

Session Close: Fri Oct 05 00:54:10 2001

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