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Session Start: Sat Oct 20 10:56:21 2001

* HappyLittleMoron comes in from work...yawning a lil'

* TN is training in the training room...

* Klork runs in the door, then quickly up the stairs

* Klork disappears into his room

* HappyLittleMoron blinks, knocked over by the Klork-tornado

* TN looks up.

<TN> What was that?

<HappyLittleMoron> ...my fiancee

* HappyLittleMoron hehs and heads up to her room, blinking when Diana pulls her into her own room as she passes

* TN sweatdrops...

<TN> Heh...just another day...*goes back to training*

* Klork comes out of his room, stretching as he meanders down the hall in a pair of gi pants..

* Diana can be heard snickering from her room...the murmer of her and HLM's voices barely audible through the door as they banter back and forth..*

* Klork blinks, then pauses, knocking on the door

* Diana peeks out, HLM hiding in the bathroom* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai?

<Klork> Uh, I heard Mo' in there...what's going on?

<Diana> *blinkblinks innocently* Nooooothing <G>

* Klork arches a brow

<Klork> Uh huh..

<Klork> Ya know...I'm not buyin it...

* Diana grins* Why not?

<Klork> You don't do innocent so well..*winks*

* TN comes out of the training room, looking up the stairs, hearing voices...

<Klork> Neither does Mo', oddly enough..*stands on his tiptoes, trying to peer over her and into the room* What, is she running around naked or something?

* Diana smirks, slipping out of the room, closing the door and leaning back against it, making sure he can't get a peek in* Oh?

<Klork> ermph..hey..

<Diana> Not quite...*snickers*

<Klork> Whaat're you hiding???

* Klork arches a brow

<Klork> "Not quite"?

<Klork> ehhh..

<Diana> Nothing...you'll find out eventually <G>

* TN heads up the stairs.

<TN> So this is where everyone is. ;P S'up?

<Klork> OH dear..

<Klork> eya' TN!

* Diana chuckles and wavels*

<Klork> Eventually eh, this wouldn't be wedding stuff would it?

<Klork> Or...after wedding stuff..*inches back slightly*

* Diana blinkblinks innocenly* Maaaaaaaybe

* TN raises an eyeridge.

<TN> If it's wedding stuff, I still don't know who I'm going as...

<TN> Ten days left, too, eek...

* Diana grins mysteriously*

<Klork> uhh

<TN> Hn...mebbe Queen Victoria? *looks to Diana and co*

* Diana shrugs* Up to you..

* TN pats her bald head.

<TN> I'd need a wig, tho...heh...

<Klork> works..

* Klork nods

<TN> Though I don't know where I'd find a costume as such on such short notice...hn...only 10 days....

* Klork coughs

<Klork> man..

* Diana chuckles* Enjoy your freedom while you can, Klorkie ;-)

<TN> Plus one that's fit around a shell...eheh...

* Klork blinkblinks

<Klork> So I can blame you if Mo' finds me in some pent house? *winks mischeviously*

* Diana laughs!!!* Iie!!! I want to live to see my next birthday!!

* Klork cackles

<Klork> suuure

* TN sweatdrops...

<Diana> What...? I do... *grins and suddenly yelps!!! eyes wide as she shakes an ice cube from her shirt*

<TN> Ehehehehe...mebbe the Moron knows of a place I can get a costume like that.

<Diana> I have no idea...but she wants me to go back in there, obviously...she's threatening me telepathically that if I don't go in there she'll manafest a tub of ice water over me...

<TN> She mind if I join you two?

<Diana> Actually...<w> We're working on her dress...wants to keep it a secret 'till the wedding...

* TN nods.

<TN> <w>If you want my help, I can lend a hand or try to, while chatting it up. *shrugs* Heh...kinda lonely down in the training room.

* Diana nods...* I understand...we're actually almost done...we just havve to finish some of the ornamentation and then figure out what to do with her make up and hair...but the makeup and hair can wait..

* TN nods.

<TN> <w>Tho...heh...don't ask me 'bout hair. *runs a hand over her bald scalp*

* Diana smirks* We'll pick up some rogain for you..

<TN> Thhhpppt...

* Diana laughs*

<TN> So how 'bout it? ;P

<DianaManashevitz> We'll be there in a little bit, TN...we really just want to finish up with the dress...

<TN> K. You guys want some food? Maybe I can go get a shower and get some food ready...

<DianaManashevitz> Mmm...food is good...*chuckles softly* I don't tthink either of us has eaten..

<TN> Ok...what are you up for? 'Fraid Shin-chan cleaned up Jae's hyper-spicy chili from last night...

* DianaManashevitz chukcles* Ahh...a shame...perhaps a bit of pizza...?

<HappyLittleMoron> *from Diana's room* NO PIZZA!

<TN> LOL...should I order from...nevermind. Seems HLM's tired of 'za. Heh.

* DianaManashevitz laughs!* I forgot...she works around the stuff now...pizza and alcohol...*smirks* Uhm...some soup maybe..?

<TN> Chicken and dumplings?

<DianaManashevitz> Works for me..

<TN> *laughs* HLM have any preference?

<DianaManashevitz> Don't think so..

<TN> Ok. I'll go get that going then...see ya in a bit...*grins and heads downstairs*

* DianaManashevitz dissapears back into her room

* TN opens the cupboard and gets out the economy sized can of Campbell's and starts to cook. :P

 

*a while later*

 

* DianaManashevitz and HLM come out of her room, she snickers at something or another HLM said

* TN is done with the soup, keeping it warm, the scent of chicken and dumplings filling the Asylum...

* HappyLittleMoron sniffs the air and heads into the kitchen* Fooooooooooooooooooood

<TN> *Grins* Hope you're hungry...put a large economy sized can in there. :P

<HappyLittleMoron> Haven't had anything all day...*grins* Damn right I'm hungry...thanks TN <G>

* TN laughs.

<TN> No problem.

<TN> So you guys get done with what you were doing?

* HappyLittleMoron nods, grinning and helping herself* Yep...dress is all done...

<TN> Cool.

<TN> Diana tell you who I was thinking of going as?

<HappyLittleMoron> ...Queen Victoria?

<TN> Aha! She did! Hehehe...

<HappyLittleMoron> Sounds cool..

* DianaManashevitz 's dissapeared back into her room..

<TN> Well...heh...yeah, if I can find the wig and dress to fit the shell...

* DianaManashevitz meditates...

<TN> And all in 10 days at that...

<HappyLittleMoron> There are places...

<TN> Oh? You know of some?

* HappyLittleMoron nods, eating* You'd be suprised what those cross-dressing places carry...

* TN chokes on her soup.

<TN> *cough* Whaaa?!

* HappyLittleMoron looks up and blinks* What? They're cross sdressing places that carry those sizes...

<TN> Eheh...ok....just...lol...surprised me. Didn't think you'd equate places that had clothes to fit my shell with cross dressing. *winks*

<TN> Though the only guy I could ever see looking like Victoria would be Mal...and he's no crossdresser. :p

* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Not like regular places carry those sizes...

<TN> True...

<TN> You wanna do any shopping for some sometime?

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and hehs* If I ever get the time...I can just give you the address...

<TN> *nods* True...I could always ask Shin or Diana or mebbe Kame to go with...

<Billy> *flies about above the asylum*

<Billy> "Hmmm, what to do what to do.."

* TN finishes her soup.

<TN> Mmm...

<TN> So where's that address?

* HappyLittleMoron finishes her soup and streatches

<TN> Good?

* HappyLittleMoron nods* Very

<TN> Cool. So what about that address?

* HappyLittleMoron blinks

<HappyLittleMoron> Oh...*manafests a piece of paper and pen...scribling it down for her*

<TN> Thanks. *takes it and tucks it into her belt* I bet Zoe knows this place. :P

* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* True..

* Klork comes down the stairs from his room

* TN gets another bowl of soup.

<TN> Mmm...gotta say this is probably my favorite of these soups...that and tomato 'cuz tomato always goes good with grilled cheese.

* Klork trods down the stairs, fidgeting with something in his pockets

* HappyLittleMoron looks over at Klork and blinks a lil'* hiiiiiiiii!

* Klork smirks, waving with one hand, keeping the other pocketed

* HappyLittleMoron blinks* 'scuse me TN...*heads over to Klork, grinning* Whatchaaaaa gooooooooot??

<TN> Kay.

<TN> Heya Klork! *waves from the kitchen before going back to eating her soup*

<Klork> I got nuuuuthing..*winks, sauntering passed her with a mischevious smirk* Hi Tn!

<TN> You hungry, Klork? Got some chicken and dumpling soup out here!

* HappyLittleMoron eyes him* ...I don't buuuuuuuuy it <G> *follows*

<Klork> Oh, nah, thanks tho! Quite stuffed...

<TN> Ok.

<TN> More for me 'less Nezzie or Splinter wants some...

<Klork> No, you didn't buy it, Mo' *winks, sitting on the counter with a smug smile*

* TN chuckles, eating away...

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and looks up at him quizicly* ...what is it...?

<Klork> wha's what? *grins, winking*

<HappyLittleMoron> ...what's in your pocket???

* Klork pulls out his hand

<Klork> oh, my hand <G>

* HappyLittleMoron twines her fingers with his and makes a face at him* What were you fiddling with...?

* Klork blinks, then smirks

<Klork> oh, you mean OTHER than my hands?? *squeezes her hands gently, pulling one away to dig in his pocket*

* HappyLittleMoron nods...tilting her head...

<Klork> Hmm..

<Klork> well..

<Klork> lesse if I can find it..

* HappyLittleMoron wrinkles her nose, stroking his hand she still has with her thumb* ....what is iiiiiiiit....? *poutss*

* Klork smirks, pulling out a small black box

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks..

<Klork> Isa'for yoooooooou, goof *smirks* Im just glad it was finished before the wedding..*hands it to her*

* HappyLittleMoron blinks a lil'...opening the box* ...I gotta get you something now..oh...*sets the box down and takes out the necklace, cradling it in her hands, eyes tearing* ...beautiful...

* Klork leans down, smirking up at her a bit mischeviously

<Klork> turn it over, goof *smirks*

* HappyLittleMoron turns it over...

* HappyLittleMoron smiles brightly* Oh Klork...*chuckles softly and winks* Just in case I forget our anniversery?

* Klork laughs, shaking his head

<Klork> I..well, maybe...*trails off, looking thoughtful* Tho I don't think it'd be easy to forget *winks*

<HappyLittleMoron> True....help me put it on...?

* Klork nods, taking necklace gently by it's clasps and putting it around her neck

<Klork> hmm..t'works! *smirks, winking*

* HappyLittleMoron smiles, lightly touching it with her hand once it's on and turns to kiss him* Yes it does..

* Klork blinks, then smirks, purring

* HappyLittleMoron smiles, stroking his cheek lightly* ..thank you..

* Klork smirks, hopping off the counter and picking her up and over his shoulder

<Klork> No prob!

<HappyLittleMoron> AAAAAAACk!!! *laughs and smacks at his ass* Heyyyyyyyynow <G>

<Klork> Woohoo! *carries her outta the kitchen* Hey! Checkitout! I'm gettin' Spanked!

<HappyLittleMoron> I'll get a whip...

* Klork Rrrooowrs!

* HappyLittleMoron giggles, smacking at him again

* TN shakes her head and puts her bowl in the sink before heading to the training room to find some unkinky forms of life. :P

<Klork> Woohooo!

* Klork trots around with the Mo' on his shoulder

<HappyLittleMoron> Kloooooooork! *giggles, trying to straiten up...shifting a lil' if he stops to look down at him* I'm not a sack of taters!

* Klork pauses, brow furrowing

<Klork> You're...NOT?!

* HappyLittleMoron blinks

<HappyLittleMoron> Uhm..

<HappyLittleMoron> nooooooo...

<HappyLittleMoron> You want to marry a sack of taters??

* Klork looks lost...as if his hopes for french fries were just shattered..

* Klork gets all big eyed...

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks...

<Klork> You're...not taters? *blinks, sniffling*

<HappyLittleMoron> ...I...no...I better than taters??

* Klork gets a glazed look, then eyes her suspiciously

<Klork> better? How so...*looks speculative*

<HappyLittleMoron> Well...uhm...

<HappyLittleMoron> ...Iiiiiii'm warm...and...and...*pauses* better in bed <G>

<Klork> Ahh, this is true...

* HappyLittleMoron pokes him lightly, looking down at him, shifting down a lil' in his arms...his face level with her chest ;-P

<Klork> Hii!

* Klork blinks

<Klork> I don't thinkwe've been introduced before!! *blinks*

* HappyLittleMoron blinks

* HappyLittleMoron BLUSHES

* Klork cackles, lowering her to face level

<Klork> AH! There you are!

<Klork> You know, I just met these two delightful characters...very boutiful!

* HappyLittleMoron snickers* ...oh...really...I have compatition now? *smirks*

<Klork> Oh hardly, I think I like what I see on both, but they don't talk back ya know..

<Klork> they just look different in warm and cold weather *winks*

<HappyLittleMoron> I...ohgeeze! *laughs and pokes him, cheeks red* They fun to play with, too?

<Klork> Oh, yeah, that too..

* Klork grins widely

<Klork> and they are so full of...of...bounce!

* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Oh...ok...well...they don't...grow as much as something I've met *grins and laughs*

* Klork blinkblinkblinks, cheeks flushing

<Klork> I--waitasec!

* Klork arches a brow

* Klork hmphs, forgetting what he was gonna say..

* HappyLittleMoron laughs!* Got yooooou..

<Klork> Ugh...knew you were yankin me..*pouts*

<Klork> Oh heck no, you just grab things in your sleep that should only be grabbed when you awake!

* Klork winks, setting her down

* HappyLittleMoron blushes

<HappyLittleMoron> I do?!

* Klork laughs loudly

<Klork> HAH! gotcha.

* Klork grins

<HappyLittleMoron> You! Agh!! *laughs and smacks his shoulder lightly*

* Klork cackles

* HappyLittleMoron hrmphs...sliding her arms around his shoulders

<Klork> hey dere *winks*

<HappyLittleMoron> Hihi...*tickles the back of his neck with a grin*

* Klork shivers,then accks, snagging her hands and holding them out over her head

<Klork> heeeey!

<HappyLittleMoron> Eep!!

* HappyLittleMoron wiggles her fingers* noooooooooow what?

<Klork> hee! *caackles, stepping back and leaving her hands up in the air* WIggle your fingers again and keep your hands up there..!

* HappyLittleMoron blinks...wiggling her fingers and giving him a strange look

<Klork> Hah! Coooool, you look like you're trying to cast a spell or something..

* Klork winks

<HappyLittleMoron> GGrrrrrrr...*laughs and tries working her hands free*

* Klork grins cheesily

<Klork> nopenope!

* HappyLittleMoron whiiiines!* Whyfor...? *pouts at him*

<Klork> cuz I sayso??

* Klork lets go, then tickles her relentlessly

* HappyLittleMoron falls abck, laughing!!

<Klork> Bwaha!

<HappyLittleMoron> nofairnofair!! *tries tickling back, giggling*

* Klork continues, unmerciful

* HappyLittleMoron laughs and laughs, squirming, tears running from her eyes, batting at his hands

<Klork> HAHA! *tickletickletickle*

* HappyLittleMoron tries scooting away, giggling like mad, face red

* Klork stops, hands on his hips with a curious look

<Klork> you look flushed, Mo', you ok? *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron giggles, breathless as she sits up, whiping tears from her eyes* You always do that to me...<G>

* Klork waggles his eyebrows

<Klork> oh, well I'm complimented then *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron pounces...tickling him...* Yes you are...*grins*

<Klork> ACK! *stands there with her in his arms..then holds hero ut at arms length*

<Klork> nope, no tickle *winks*

* HappyLittleMoron crosses her arms over her chest and pouts at him, eyes twinkling impishly* Then what I doooo to you??

<Klork> Ooooooh ideas ideas..

* HappyLittleMoron reaches over to poke him* What kiiinds of ideas? ;-)

* Klork grins

<Klork> you'll find out eventually *smirks*

<HappyLittleMoron> Eventually...? Whynotnowwwwww???

<Klork> becauuse I say sooo

<HappyLittleMoron> Awwwwww...! *pouts at him*

* Klork cackles, then tackles her to tickle again

<HappyLittleMoron> Aaaaaaaaack!! *brings her legs up between them and flips him over her head...going to pounce HIM to tickle him <G>*

<Klork> Fwaaaaaaaack! *flies into the sparring room*

<HappyLittleMoron> Hah HAH!!! *pounce/tickle*

<Klork> ACK!

<Klork> *thud*

<Klork> NOtickletickle!

<HappyLittleMoron> Nonono...tickletickle GOOD!!! *giggles as she straddles him and tiiiiickles*

* Klork accks, grabbing desperately for her hands, trying to block her with his arms

<Klork> Nononnononono!

<HappyLittleMoron> Yesyesyesyesyes...! *gets around his hands and arms as best sshe can to tickle...*

<Klork> AGGHhhh! *still tries to block*

* HappyLittleMoron giggles, leaning over to smoochie him

* Klork purrrrrrrrrrrrrs

* HappyLittleMoron ruffles his hair and pulls back a lil' so their faces are barely inches apart, grinning down at him

* Klork smirks

<Klork> boo.

<HappyLittleMoron> Eep..*grins and traces the line of his jaw with fingertips*

* Klork snortlaughs, purring

<Klork> you mock meeee

* HappyLittleMoron blinks and grins lopsidedly, still stroking his face* Howso?

[01:08] <Klork> you didn't act scared *pout*

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblink and shrugs...eyes getting reeeeeeeeeeeally big.....sheer look of terror coming over her face* <vqw> *trembling voice* ...ohno...it's...my future husband!!

* Klork pouts

<Klork> now you're fearful of me?!?!! *sniflewhimpers* I'm offended!

* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks

<HappyLittleMoron> butbutbut...

<HappyLittleMoron> That's what you wanted...*pauses* To be honest, I'm hot for you <G>

* Klork cackles, rolling and pinning her

<Klork> Ooooooooooh

<Klork> really? *waggles his eyebrows*

* HappyLittleMoron grins up at him* Yeees...reeeeeeally <G>

* Klork purrrrrrrrs

* HappyLittleMoron mrrrrrrrrs...running her hands up and down his arms

* HappyLittleMoron pokes Klork's tummy

<Klork> errmph!

<HappyLittleMoron> Well...errmph to you too! <G>

<Klork> you poketh me...

* HappyLittleMoron noddles* Yes I did...

* Klork pokes her back

* HappyLittleMoron smirks

* HappyLittleMoron pokes Klork again <G>

<Klork> Aagggh! *tackles her*

* HappyLittleMoron eeks!

* HappyLittleMoron falls backwards and looks up at him* Ooooooooooh...issa MAN! A hot one at that!!

<Klork> OOohhh! it is?! WHERE?! *looks around bewilderedly*

* HappyLittleMoron pokes his belly* On toppa me!

<Klork> Meeee???! *blinks* Wooo

* HappyLittleMoron smirks

* HappyLittleMoron trails a finger down over his chest and stomach..

* HappyLittleMoron grins at Klork and dashes up into her room

* Klork followed! <G>

Session Close: Sun Oct 21 02:53:25 2001

10-21-01

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