Session Start: Sat Oct 20 10:56:21 2001
* HappyLittleMoron comes in from work...yawning a lil'
* TN is training in the training room...
* Klork runs in the door, then quickly up the stairs
* Klork disappears into his room
* HappyLittleMoron blinks, knocked over by the Klork-tornado
* TN looks up.
<TN> What was that?
<HappyLittleMoron> ...my fiancee
* HappyLittleMoron hehs and heads up to her room, blinking when Diana pulls her into her own room as she passes
* TN sweatdrops...
<TN> Heh...just another day...*goes back to training*
* Klork comes out of his room, stretching as he meanders down the hall in a pair of gi pants..
* Diana can be heard snickering from her room...the murmer of her and HLM's voices barely audible through the door as they banter back and forth..*
* Klork blinks, then pauses, knocking on the door
* Diana peeks out, HLM hiding in the bathroom* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai?
<Klork> Uh, I heard Mo' in there...what's going on?
<Diana> *blinkblinks innocently* Nooooothing <G>
* Klork arches a brow
<Klork> Uh huh..
<Klork> Ya know...I'm not buyin it...
* Diana grins* Why not?
<Klork> You don't do innocent so well..*winks*
* TN comes out of the training room, looking up the stairs, hearing voices...
<Klork> Neither does Mo', oddly enough..*stands on his tiptoes, trying to peer over her and into the room* What, is she running around naked or something?
* Diana smirks, slipping out of the room, closing the door and leaning back against it, making sure he can't get a peek in* Oh?
<Klork> ermph..hey..
<Diana> Not quite...*snickers*
<Klork> Whaat're you hiding???
* Klork arches a brow
<Klork> "Not quite"?
<Klork> ehhh..
<Diana> Nothing...you'll find out eventually <G>
* TN heads up the stairs.
<TN> So this is where everyone is. ;P S'up?
<Klork> OH dear..
<Klork> eya' TN!
* Diana chuckles and wavels*
<Klork> Eventually eh, this wouldn't be wedding stuff would it?
<Klork> Or...after wedding stuff..*inches back slightly*
* Diana blinkblinks innocenly* Maaaaaaaybe
* TN raises an eyeridge.
<TN> If it's wedding stuff, I still don't know who I'm going as...
<TN> Ten days left, too, eek...
* Diana grins mysteriously*
<Klork> uhh
<TN> Hn...mebbe Queen Victoria? *looks to Diana and co*
* Diana shrugs* Up to you..
* TN pats her bald head.
<TN> I'd need a wig, tho...heh...
<Klork> works..
* Klork nods
<TN> Though I don't know where I'd find a costume as such on such short notice...hn...only 10 days....
* Klork coughs
<Klork> man..
* Diana chuckles* Enjoy your freedom while you can, Klorkie ;-)
<TN> Plus one that's fit around a shell...eheh...
* Klork blinkblinks
<Klork> So I can blame you if Mo' finds me in some pent house? *winks mischeviously*
* Diana laughs!!!* Iie!!! I want to live to see my next birthday!!
* Klork cackles
<Klork> suuure
* TN sweatdrops...
<Diana> What...? I do... *grins and suddenly yelps!!! eyes wide as she shakes an ice cube from her shirt*
<TN> Ehehehehe...mebbe the Moron knows of a place I can get a costume like that.
<Diana> I have no idea...but she wants me to go back in there, obviously...she's threatening me telepathically that if I don't go in there she'll manafest a tub of ice water over me...
<TN> She mind if I join you two?
<Diana> Actually...<w> We're working on her dress...wants to keep it a secret 'till the wedding...
* TN nods.
<TN> <w>If you want my help, I can lend a hand or try to, while chatting it up. *shrugs* Heh...kinda lonely down in the training room.
* Diana nods...* I understand...we're actually almost done...we just havve to finish some of the ornamentation and then figure out what to do with her make up and hair...but the makeup and hair can wait..
* TN nods.
<TN> <w>Tho...heh...don't ask me 'bout hair. *runs a hand over her bald scalp*
* Diana smirks* We'll pick up some rogain for you..
<TN> Thhhpppt...
* Diana laughs*
<TN> So how 'bout it? ;P
<DianaManashevitz> We'll be there in a little bit, TN...we really just want to finish up with the dress...
<TN> K. You guys want some food? Maybe I can go get a shower and get some food ready...
<DianaManashevitz> Mmm...food is good...*chuckles softly* I don't tthink either of us has eaten..
<TN> Ok...what are you up for? 'Fraid Shin-chan cleaned up Jae's hyper-spicy chili from last night...
* DianaManashevitz chukcles* Ahh...a shame...perhaps a bit of pizza...?
<HappyLittleMoron> *from Diana's room* NO PIZZA!
<TN> LOL...should I order from...nevermind. Seems HLM's tired of 'za. Heh.
* DianaManashevitz laughs!* I forgot...she works around the stuff now...pizza and alcohol...*smirks* Uhm...some soup maybe..?
<TN> Chicken and dumplings?
<DianaManashevitz> Works for me..
<TN> *laughs* HLM have any preference?
<DianaManashevitz> Don't think so..
<TN> Ok. I'll go get that going then...see ya in a bit...*grins and heads downstairs*
* DianaManashevitz dissapears back into her room
* TN opens the cupboard and gets out the economy sized can of Campbell's and starts to cook. :P
*a while later*
* DianaManashevitz and HLM come out of her room, she snickers at something or another HLM said
* TN is done with the soup, keeping it warm, the scent of chicken and dumplings filling the Asylum...
* HappyLittleMoron sniffs the air and heads into the kitchen* Fooooooooooooooooooood
<TN> *Grins* Hope you're hungry...put a large economy sized can in there. :P
<HappyLittleMoron> Haven't had anything all day...*grins* Damn right I'm hungry...thanks TN <G>
* TN laughs.
<TN> No problem.
<TN> So you guys get done with what you were doing?
* HappyLittleMoron nods, grinning and helping herself* Yep...dress is all done...
<TN> Cool.
<TN> Diana tell you who I was thinking of going as?
<HappyLittleMoron> ...Queen Victoria?
<TN> Aha! She did! Hehehe...
<HappyLittleMoron> Sounds cool..
* DianaManashevitz 's dissapeared back into her room..
<TN> Well...heh...yeah, if I can find the wig and dress to fit the shell...
* DianaManashevitz meditates...
<TN> And all in 10 days at that...
<HappyLittleMoron> There are places...
<TN> Oh? You know of some?
* HappyLittleMoron nods, eating* You'd be suprised what those cross-dressing places carry...
* TN chokes on her soup.
<TN> *cough* Whaaa?!
* HappyLittleMoron looks up and blinks* What? They're cross sdressing places that carry those sizes...
<TN> Eheh...ok....just...lol...surprised me. Didn't think you'd equate places that had clothes to fit my shell with cross dressing. *winks*
<TN> Though the only guy I could ever see looking like Victoria would be Mal...and he's no crossdresser. :p
* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Not like regular places carry those sizes...
<TN> True...
<TN> You wanna do any shopping for some sometime?
* HappyLittleMoron blinks and hehs* If I ever get the time...I can just give you the address...
<TN> *nods* True...I could always ask Shin or Diana or mebbe Kame to go with...
<Billy> *flies about above the asylum*
<Billy> "Hmmm, what to do what to do.."
* TN finishes her soup.
<TN> Mmm...
<TN> So where's that address?
* HappyLittleMoron finishes her soup and streatches
<TN> Good?
* HappyLittleMoron nods* Very
<TN> Cool. So what about that address?
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh...*manafests a piece of paper and pen...scribling it down for her*
<TN> Thanks. *takes it and tucks it into her belt* I bet Zoe knows this place. :P
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* True..
* Klork comes down the stairs from his room
* TN gets another bowl of soup.
<TN> Mmm...gotta say this is probably my favorite of these soups...that and tomato 'cuz tomato always goes good with grilled cheese.
* Klork trods down the stairs, fidgeting with something in his pockets
* HappyLittleMoron looks over at Klork and blinks a lil'* hiiiiiiiii!
* Klork smirks, waving with one hand, keeping the other pocketed
* HappyLittleMoron blinks* 'scuse me TN...*heads over to Klork, grinning* Whatchaaaaa gooooooooot??
<TN> Kay.
<TN> Heya Klork! *waves from the kitchen before going back to eating her soup*
<Klork> I got nuuuuthing..*winks, sauntering passed her with a mischevious smirk* Hi Tn!
<TN> You hungry, Klork? Got some chicken and dumpling soup out here!
* HappyLittleMoron eyes him* ...I don't buuuuuuuuy it <G> *follows*
<Klork> Oh, nah, thanks tho! Quite stuffed...
<TN> Ok.
<TN> More for me 'less Nezzie or Splinter wants some...
<Klork> No, you didn't buy it, Mo' *winks, sitting on the counter with a smug smile*
* TN chuckles, eating away...
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks and looks up at him quizicly* ...what is it...?
<Klork> wha's what? *grins, winking*
<HappyLittleMoron> ...what's in your pocket???
* Klork pulls out his hand
<Klork> oh, my hand <G>
* HappyLittleMoron twines her fingers with his and makes a face at him* What were you fiddling with...?
* Klork blinks, then smirks
<Klork> oh, you mean OTHER than my hands?? *squeezes her hands gently, pulling one away to dig in his pocket*
* HappyLittleMoron nods...tilting her head...
<Klork> Hmm..
<Klork> well..
<Klork> lesse if I can find it..
* HappyLittleMoron wrinkles her nose, stroking his hand she still has with her thumb* ....what is iiiiiiiit....? *poutss*
* Klork smirks, pulling out a small black box
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks..
<Klork> Isa'for yoooooooou, goof *smirks* Im just glad it was finished before the wedding..*hands it to her*
* HappyLittleMoron blinks a lil'...opening the box* ...I gotta get you something now..oh...*sets the box down and takes out the necklace, cradling it in her hands, eyes tearing* ...beautiful...
* Klork leans down, smirking up at her a bit mischeviously
<Klork> turn it over, goof *smirks*
* HappyLittleMoron turns it over...
* HappyLittleMoron smiles brightly* Oh Klork...*chuckles softly and winks* Just in case I forget our anniversery?
* Klork laughs, shaking his head
<Klork> I..well, maybe...*trails off, looking thoughtful* Tho I don't think it'd be easy to forget *winks*
<HappyLittleMoron> True....help me put it on...?
* Klork nods, taking necklace gently by it's clasps and putting it around her neck
<Klork> hmm..t'works! *smirks, winking*
* HappyLittleMoron smiles, lightly touching it with her hand once it's on and turns to kiss him* Yes it does..
* Klork blinks, then smirks, purring
* HappyLittleMoron smiles, stroking his cheek lightly* ..thank you..
* Klork smirks, hopping off the counter and picking her up and over his shoulder
<Klork> No prob!
<HappyLittleMoron> AAAAAAACk!!! *laughs and smacks at his ass* Heyyyyyyyynow <G>
<Klork> Woohoo! *carries her outta the kitchen* Hey! Checkitout! I'm gettin' Spanked!
<HappyLittleMoron> I'll get a whip...
* Klork Rrrooowrs!
* HappyLittleMoron giggles, smacking at him again
* TN shakes her head and puts her bowl in the sink before heading to the training room to find some unkinky forms of life. :P
<Klork> Woohooo!
* Klork trots around with the Mo' on his shoulder
<HappyLittleMoron> Kloooooooork! *giggles, trying to straiten up...shifting a lil' if he stops to look down at him* I'm not a sack of taters!
* Klork pauses, brow furrowing
<Klork> You're...NOT?!
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> Uhm..
<HappyLittleMoron> nooooooo...
<HappyLittleMoron> You want to marry a sack of taters??
* Klork looks lost...as if his hopes for french fries were just shattered..
* Klork gets all big eyed...
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks...
<Klork> You're...not taters? *blinks, sniffling*
<HappyLittleMoron> ...I...no...I better than taters??
* Klork gets a glazed look, then eyes her suspiciously
<Klork> better? How so...*looks speculative*
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...uhm...
<HappyLittleMoron> ...Iiiiiii'm warm...and...and...*pauses* better in bed <G>
<Klork> Ahh, this is true...
* HappyLittleMoron pokes him lightly, looking down at him, shifting down a lil' in his arms...his face level with her chest ;-P
<Klork> Hii!
* Klork blinks
<Klork> I don't thinkwe've been introduced before!! *blinks*
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
* HappyLittleMoron BLUSHES
* Klork cackles, lowering her to face level
<Klork> AH! There you are!
<Klork> You know, I just met these two delightful characters...very boutiful!
* HappyLittleMoron snickers* ...oh...really...I have compatition now? *smirks*
<Klork> Oh hardly, I think I like what I see on both, but they don't talk back ya know..
<Klork> they just look different in warm and cold weather *winks*
<HappyLittleMoron> I...ohgeeze! *laughs and pokes him, cheeks red* They fun to play with, too?
<Klork> Oh, yeah, that too..
* Klork grins widely
<Klork> and they are so full of...of...bounce!
* HappyLittleMoron smirks* Oh...ok...well...they don't...grow as much as something I've met *grins and laughs*
* Klork blinkblinkblinks, cheeks flushing
<Klork> I--waitasec!
* Klork arches a brow
* Klork hmphs, forgetting what he was gonna say..
* HappyLittleMoron laughs!* Got yooooou..
<Klork> Ugh...knew you were yankin me..*pouts*
<Klork> Oh heck no, you just grab things in your sleep that should only be grabbed when you awake!
* Klork winks, setting her down
* HappyLittleMoron blushes
<HappyLittleMoron> I do?!
* Klork laughs loudly
<Klork> HAH! gotcha.
* Klork grins
<HappyLittleMoron> You! Agh!! *laughs and smacks his shoulder lightly*
* Klork cackles
* HappyLittleMoron hrmphs...sliding her arms around his shoulders
<Klork> hey dere *winks*
<HappyLittleMoron> Hihi...*tickles the back of his neck with a grin*
* Klork shivers,then accks, snagging her hands and holding them out over her head
<Klork> heeeey!
<HappyLittleMoron> Eep!!
* HappyLittleMoron wiggles her fingers* noooooooooow what?
<Klork> hee! *caackles, stepping back and leaving her hands up in the air* WIggle your fingers again and keep your hands up there..!
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...wiggling her fingers and giving him a strange look
<Klork> Hah! Coooool, you look like you're trying to cast a spell or something..
* Klork winks
<HappyLittleMoron> GGrrrrrrr...*laughs and tries working her hands free*
* Klork grins cheesily
<Klork> nopenope!
* HappyLittleMoron whiiiines!* Whyfor...? *pouts at him*
<Klork> cuz I sayso??
* Klork lets go, then tickles her relentlessly
* HappyLittleMoron falls abck, laughing!!
<Klork> Bwaha!
<HappyLittleMoron> nofairnofair!! *tries tickling back, giggling*
* Klork continues, unmerciful
* HappyLittleMoron laughs and laughs, squirming, tears running from her eyes, batting at his hands
<Klork> HAHA! *tickletickletickle*
* HappyLittleMoron tries scooting away, giggling like mad, face red
* Klork stops, hands on his hips with a curious look
<Klork> you look flushed, Mo', you ok? *winks*
* HappyLittleMoron giggles, breathless as she sits up, whiping tears from her eyes* You always do that to me...<G>
* Klork waggles his eyebrows
<Klork> oh, well I'm complimented then *winks*
* HappyLittleMoron pounces...tickling him...* Yes you are...*grins*
<Klork> ACK! *stands there with her in his arms..then holds hero ut at arms length*
<Klork> nope, no tickle *winks*
* HappyLittleMoron crosses her arms over her chest and pouts at him, eyes twinkling impishly* Then what I doooo to you??
<Klork> Ooooooh ideas ideas..
* HappyLittleMoron reaches over to poke him* What kiiinds of ideas? ;-)
* Klork grins
<Klork> you'll find out eventually *smirks*
<HappyLittleMoron> Eventually...? Whynotnowwwwww???
<Klork> becauuse I say sooo
<HappyLittleMoron> Awwwwww...! *pouts at him*
* Klork cackles, then tackles her to tickle again
<HappyLittleMoron> Aaaaaaaaack!! *brings her legs up between them and flips him over her head...going to pounce HIM to tickle him <G>*
<Klork> Fwaaaaaaaack! *flies into the sparring room*
<HappyLittleMoron> Hah HAH!!! *pounce/tickle*
<Klork> ACK!
<Klork> *thud*
<Klork> NOtickletickle!
<HappyLittleMoron> Nonono...tickletickle GOOD!!! *giggles as she straddles him and tiiiiickles*
* Klork accks, grabbing desperately for her hands, trying to block her with his arms
<Klork> Nononnononono!
<HappyLittleMoron> Yesyesyesyesyes...! *gets around his hands and arms as best sshe can to tickle...*
<Klork> AGGHhhh! *still tries to block*
* HappyLittleMoron giggles, leaning over to smoochie him
* Klork purrrrrrrrrrrrrs
* HappyLittleMoron ruffles his hair and pulls back a lil' so their faces are barely inches apart, grinning down at him
* Klork smirks
<Klork> boo.
<HappyLittleMoron> Eep..*grins and traces the line of his jaw with fingertips*
* Klork snortlaughs, purring
<Klork> you mock meeee
* HappyLittleMoron blinks and grins lopsidedly, still stroking his face* Howso?
[01:08] <Klork> you didn't act scared *pout*
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblink and shrugs...eyes getting reeeeeeeeeeeally big.....sheer look of terror coming over her face* <vqw> *trembling voice* ...ohno...it's...my future husband!!
* Klork pouts
<Klork> now you're fearful of me?!?!! *sniflewhimpers* I'm offended!
* HappyLittleMoron blinkblinks
<HappyLittleMoron> butbutbut...
<HappyLittleMoron> That's what you wanted...*pauses* To be honest, I'm hot for you <G>
* Klork cackles, rolling and pinning her
<Klork> Ooooooooooh
<Klork> really? *waggles his eyebrows*
* HappyLittleMoron grins up at him* Yeees...reeeeeeally <G>
* Klork purrrrrrrrs
* HappyLittleMoron mrrrrrrrrs...running her hands up and down his arms
* HappyLittleMoron pokes Klork's tummy
<Klork> errmph!
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...errmph to you too! <G>
<Klork> you poketh me...
* HappyLittleMoron noddles* Yes I did...
* Klork pokes her back
* HappyLittleMoron smirks
* HappyLittleMoron pokes Klork again <G>
<Klork> Aagggh! *tackles her*
* HappyLittleMoron eeks!
* HappyLittleMoron falls backwards and looks up at him* Ooooooooooh...issa MAN! A hot one at that!!
<Klork> OOohhh! it is?! WHERE?! *looks around bewilderedly*
* HappyLittleMoron pokes his belly* On toppa me!
<Klork> Meeee???! *blinks* Wooo
* HappyLittleMoron smirks
* HappyLittleMoron trails a finger down over his chest and stomach..
* HappyLittleMoron grins at Klork and dashes up into her room
* Klork followed! <G>
Session Close: Sun Oct 21 02:53:25 2001