Session Start: Sat Oct 13 12:48:33 2001
* HappyLittleMoron stands behind the bar, mixing drinks and stuff, wearing a wrap around black leather halter top and skin tight black jeans
* FWL_MeRc waks into the bar in black jeans and a form hugging t-shirt
* HappyLittleMoron pausees to wave to Merc before going back to mixing drinks
* FWL_MeRc smiles and nods to HLM and goes to the bossman
<Joe> Merc, right?
<FWL_MeRc> yep *offers hand* and you?
* Joe shakes Merc's hand* Joe
<FWL_MeRc> plesure to meet cha... so where do you want me?
<Joe> By tha bar fer starters...HLM'll answere whatever questions ya have...heh...keep 'er from killing any of the customers, will ya?
* HappyLittleMoron looks over* I heard that!
* FWL_MeRc smiles* i'll keep the mormon under control hehehehe
* Joe blinks and laughs!* Mormon, 'eh? *smirks*
<FWL_MeRc> don't say it i siad that... she'd kill me
<Joe> You know her well then.
<FWL_MeRc> a little TOO well if you ask me
* Joe arches a brow* Heh...what would her man toy say ta that one?
* HappyLittleMoron eyes the two of them from the bar, whiping it down..
<FWL_MeRc> hey i don't mean anything by it myself... I'm just saving i know her and i know she has a thing for cutting off... erm... males manhood
* Joe cringes and nods* Yeah...seen her do it a few times, too, m'self...*shakes his head*
<FWL_MeRc> ... well best let you get back to your work *smiles*
* Joe nods, heading into the back* If it gets ta be too much fer ya, call and I'll back you 'n tha other bouncers up
<FWL_MeRc> I'm sure I'll be fine
* Joe nods, dissapearring innto the back*
* FWL_MeRc walks over to stand near HLM look out at the people* hey HLM
<HappyLittleMoron> Heyas Merc...
<FWL_MeRc> how are ya doing?
<HappyLittleMoron> Ok...not as busy a Sssaturday as it usually is... You?
<FWL_MeRc> fine... if anyone gives you any bother nod me over and I'll kick the shit of him and throw him out
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* Sure thing...and if anything gets out of hand, I'll just manafest ice down their pants *smirks*
<FWL_MeRc> yep hehehe something tell me I'd like it here
* HappyLittleMoron laughs* It's ok in moderation..
<FWL_MeRc> like beer
* FWL_MeRc smiles watching the people for rows and so forth
<HappyLittleMoron> Beer's nasty...I like vodka better...*smirks and mixes another few drinks as the orders come in..*
* FWL_MeRc looks over at a man whos shouting in a drunken rage
* HappyLittleMoron looks up and mutters something under her breath
* FWL_MeRc looks back at HLM before walking up to the man
<FWL_MeRc> something the matter?
<man> alll right mates... tis... fuck ead... tellen me to stop drinken *points at a man nearby*
* HappyLittleMoron watches from the bar with narrowed eyes..
<FWL_MeRc> ok... you've had too much... c'mon out
<man> I DID NA AVE TOO MUCH!
* man's hand glow green and flung merc onto the ground
* HappyLittleMoron makes as if to head over to offer help, but looks up when Joe rests a massive hand on her shoulder
<Joe> Let's see how he handles this..
<FWL_MeRc> oh... now I'm mad... *walks up to the man picks him up and drops him on the ground, proceeds to drag him out the man trying to shoot merc again but hits the ceiling and bar*
* HappyLittleMoron ducks and grins
* FWL_MeRc reaches the door, kicks the man in to stomach in order to wind him so he wond use his powers and picks him up, throwing him out of the door "don't come back"
* HappyLittleMoron aplauds and looks to Joe* See? Toldya he'd be a good one..
* FWL_MeRc goes up to them* "well.. that was fun"
<Joe> Ya did a good job.....think ya can handle that night after night?
<FWL_MeRc> nite after nite? I'd say thats my dream job
* Joe smirks* Yer hired then...*grins and heads back to the back*
<FWL_MeRc> i would have a pint to celebrate... but that'll have to wait till closing *smiles at HLM*
* HappyLittleMoron chuckles* You're gettin' the hang of it <G>
<FWL_MeRc> I'm sure it gets worse
* HappyLittleMoron nods..
<HappyLittleMoron> On occation...especially when the FOH decide to pester us..
<FWL_MeRc> well they're human so... easier and some of the mutants we get here
<HappyLittleMoron> True...but they out-gun us on occation...not much many people can do about a fire-bomb..
<FWL_MeRc> cept run trough it and beat the fuckers senseless
<HappyLittleMoron> True..
<FWL_MeRc> and so much ice down their pants they'd be sterile
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh...I've done that many times...they're so funny when they dance!!
<FWL_MeRc> ... i wonder... would i be allowed to carry a knifem sidearm and tazor?
<HappyLittleMoron> Nope...the tazer yeah, but the others nope...
<FWL_MeRc> ok... how about an Elf gun?
<HappyLittleMoron> 'eh? An Elf gun?
<FWL_MeRc> like a tazor but has sum mean kick and better range
<HappyLittleMoron> Oohh...huh...you'd have ta ask Joe about that..
<FWL_MeRc> ok... i will after work... just that I'm sure we get the big guys that are hard to take down
* HappyLittleMoron nods..* Yeah, we get those...they've got some really weak spots though if you know were to look
<FWL_MeRc> ... *winces*
* HappyLittleMoron smiles sweetly
<FWL_MeRc> evil... evil... evil
<FWL_MeRc> I'll leave that bit to you then since you enjoy it oh so much
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...there ARE other areas than just the groin ya know...backs of the knees for one...hamstringing people can be fun...*grins at the customer in front of her, who just kinda stares at her drunkenly before thinking better of ordering another drink after hearing that and leaves the bar* Heh...wasn't gonna give him another one anyway...
* FWL_MeRc watches the bar* we really need strippers
* HappyLittleMoron smirks* That's the life I try to stay away from, Merc
<FWL_MeRc> ur telling me you wouldn't enjoy klork up there?
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> OH! Well, male strippers, that's different!
<HappyLittleMoron> I could probably teach him a few moves...*grins, eyes taking a far off look*
<FWL_MeRc> yep I'm sure... a 4some wouldn't it be?
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> A foursome?
<FWL_MeRc> yep you and one male stripper for each hole
* HappyLittleMoron wrinkles her nose* I don't like some of my holes poked...but heh...
<FWL_MeRc> ok threesome
<HappyLittleMoron> That's a lil' better...still like Klork alone, though..
<FWL_MeRc> hehehehe yea yea
<HappyLittleMoron> I'm sure you'd wanna watch though...*smirks a lil*
<FWL_MeRc> uh huh you know i do
<HappyLittleMoron> Thought so...*chuckles softly*
*later that day*
* TurtleNinja comes out of her room and heads for the kitchen, looking around...
* HappyLittleMoron 's sleeping on the couch, wearing her work clothing
* TurtleNinja looks over, raises a brow, and heads into the kitchen to quietly make some breakfast...pancakes today...
* HappyLittleMoron streatches a lil'...rolls over...and falls off the couch
* TurtleNinja blinks and peeks out of the kitchen, wondering what the *thud* is...
* HappyLittleMoron slowly sits up, looking around bewilderdly
<TurtleNinja> You ok?
<HappyLittleMoron> Uh huh...*yawns and streatches* Wha' happened?
<TurtleNinja> Looks like you fell off the sofa where you were sleeping. Care for some pancakes?
<HappyLittleMoron> Oh...*yawns again and shakes her head* Nah...thanks
<TurtleNinja> Ok. *smiles and heads back to make the pancakes*
<TurtleNinja> So how are you doing today?
<HappyLittleMoron> Eh...ok...*gets back on the couch and streatches her legs out* Long day..
<TurtleNinja> Yeah...at the Barstage?
<HappyLittleMoron> Yep...and Richardo's...think Klork's still at work..
* TurtleNinja nods.
<TurtleNinja> Malachite get his job at the Barstage?
* HappyLittleMoron nods* Yep...Merc too
<TurtleNinja> That's cool. :) Explains why I haven't heard from Mal in awhile, too. :P
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> You try contacting him?
<TurtleNinja> On the phone, but I get his voicemail. Figured that if I needed to talk to him that badly, I could psi contact him and I've really just wanted to see how he's doing.
* HappyLittleMoron nods a lil'
* TurtleNinja comes back out with a plateful of pancakes.
<HappyLittleMoron> Well...I'm sure everything's ok...hope so...
* TurtleNinja nods.
<TurtleNinja> I'm sure. Malachite can take care of himself. :)
* HappyLittleMoron nods a lil'
<TurtleNinja> Anyhow, how're things going here?
<HappyLittleMoron> Good...quiet..
<TurtleNinja> That's good. Better than FoH or anything else running amuck.
* HappyLittleMoron nods...
<HappyLittleMoron> I'm really nervouse...'bout the wedding...
<TurtleNinja> Ooh, yeah...y'know, I haven't decided what to wear for that...
<HappyLittleMoron> Heh...you got 'till the 30th
<TurtleNinja> Yeah...Victorian-style, was it?
<HappyLittleMoron> Yep..
<TurtleNinja> Hmm....
<TurtleNinja> What are the others dressing as?
<HappyLittleMoron> Dunno...Klork's the Phantom, I'm Christine...Diana's...I dunno...some other character...
<TurtleNinja> Hmm....what about the Tennou? Any of them going?"
<HappyLittleMoron> I hope they're going...I have no idea what they're going as...someone's going as Mary Antwanet...
* TurtleNinja laughs.
<TurtleNinja> Gotta be Zoi. She's the only one who could pull off Antoinette's look out of those five.
* HappyLittleMoron pauses...then smirks* Mal in a dress...ehehe
* TurtleNinja laughs, trying not to choke on pancake.
<TurtleNinja> LOL...a 6'4 guy in a dress....daaaamn...
* HappyLittleMoron snickers
* Awakio walks out of his room, his wings wrapped around him
<HappyLittleMoron> I've seen it...although it was a queen...
* HappyLittleMoron looks at Awakio and wavels
* Awakio gives a slight nod
* TurtleNinja chokes!
<TurtleNinja> LOL! You've actually seen a silver haired, 6'4 guy in a dress before?
* HappyLittleMoron nods* He looked better than most women...couldn't tell he was a man 'till he spoke
<TurtleNinja> Ah! That's funny! Wonder if Mal's met him. ;P
<HappyLittleMoron> Doubtful..
<TurtleNinja> Heh. Well, hmm....
<TurtleNinja> Victorian is....1800s? 1700s?
* Awakio has his black raven wings wrapped around his shirtless lanky body. He looks just like Kawa except with white hair. He wears black slacks and looks really tired.
* HappyLittleMoron shrugs* ...I guess...think 1700s...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
<HappyLittleMoron> You ok?
* TurtleNinja looks up.
<TurtleNinja> Hello.
<Awakio> Um.... Hi
* TurtleNinja smiles.
<TurtleNinja> You new here?
<Awakio> yes, I'm fine thank you
<HappyLittleMoron> Goodgood
<Awakio> yes, I am
* TurtleNinja smiles.
<TurtleNinja> Pleased to meet you. I'm TurtleNinja.
<Awakio> ....Awakio
<TurtleNinja> Cool. Welcome to the Asylum. If you're hungry, I've got some pancakes in the kitchen.
<Awakio> ...I'm using Oikawa's room... he gave me the speech and everything....
<Awakio> no thank you, I'm not hungry
<TurtleNinja> Ok. :)
<HappyLittleMoron> Goodgood
* Awakio nods
* TurtleNinja finishes her breakfast.
<TurtleNinja> Hmm...1700s...hn....
* Awakio stretches, extending his wings to their full span
<TurtleNinja> Wow, nice wings. *smiles*
<HappyLittleMoron> Heh...lesse...you make...four winged people I've met since opening the place...
<HappyLittleMoron> So that makes five that live/passed through here...
* Awakio wraps himself up again* Um... thanks
<Awakio> I can remove them if you wish...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks..
<TurtleNinja> Nah. They're cool. :)
<HappyLittleMoron> Nonono...just making an observation
<HappyLittleMoron> I got a set m'self...just don't have 'em extended..
* Awakio nods* Ok
<TurtleNinja> Hmm....I'd say something Musketeerish for the wedding outfit...hn...
* HappyLittleMoron shrugs* Up to you..
* Awakio raises an eyebrow
<TurtleNinja> LOL...oh gods...I just got a funny idea for the Tennou guys....
<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah?
* HappyLittleMoron grins a lil' at Awakio* I'm getting married at the end of the month...masquerade wedding
* TurtleNinja grins.
<Awakio> I see....
<TurtleNinja> The 3 guys could be THE Musketeers!
<TurtleNinja> Minus D'artagnan....
<TurtleNinja> But the 3 he was met up with in the story, I meant...can only remember the name Aramus...^_^
<HappyLittleMoron> Eh heh...yeah...nifty
<TurtleNinja> Neffy's got the swords from that era, too, believe it or not.
<HappyLittleMoron> Not suprised...
<TurtleNinja> Heh. He's a sword nut. Mal is, too, but I think Neffy somehow got him beat. :P
* Awakio puls out some Chinese relaxation balls from his pocket and moves them around in his hand.
<TurtleNinja> Let's see...I could dress as that one lady...dang, can't think of her name now. :P
<HappyLittleMoron> Heh..
<TurtleNinja> Heh, darn...guess I'll find something.
<TurtleNinja> Mebbe I could dress as Juliet. :P
<HappyLittleMoron> I guess...it is up to you..
* TurtleNinja nods.
<TurtleNinja> Just looking for ideas is all. :)
* HappyLittleMoron nods a lil'..
<TurtleNinja> This is gonna be so exciting! :)
* HappyLittleMoron grins* Yes it is...
* TurtleNinja stretches.
* HappyLittleMoron yawns and streatches her legs out..
<TurtleNinja> You tired, too, huh?
<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah...waiting for Klork..
<TurtleNinja> Must be a late night....
<HappyLittleMoron> Yeah.
<TurtleNinja> Think we've got time to sneak off to the barstage and see how Mal's doing?
<HappyLittleMoron> I guess...*sighs and gets up* Heh...lemme go shower and change..
<TurtleNinja> Ok. *smiles* I'll go put a sweater n stuff on and meet you back here, k? :)
<HappyLittleMoron> Ok...
* HappyLittleMoron heads up the stairs..
* TurtleNinja takes her dishes into the kitchen, washes them, and puts them away before heading upstairs.
* HappyLittleMoron 's up in her room, showering..
* TurtleNinja comes back down from her room, wearing a sweater and socks and shoes...
* Klork comes in, bags in hand..
* TurtleNinja looks up.
<TurtleNinja> Hey, Klork!
* Klork smirks
<Klork> heya..
<TurtleNinja> How's it going?
* Klork heads into the kitchen, putting a few of the bags down
* HappyLittleMoron comes down the stairs, shaking her hair out, wearing jeans and a sweatshirt
<Klork> not bad...brought foods...
* HappyLittleMoron heads into the kitchen..
* TurtleNinja smiles.
<TurtleNinja> Welcome back! :)
* HappyLittleMoron hehs* Thanks..
<TurtleNinja> Guess we won't be going to check on Mal. ;P
* HappyLittleMoron wraps her arms around Klork* You can still go..
<TurtleNinja> Hehehehe....nah....unless you two want some "we" time. ;P
* Klork blinks, chuckling
<Klork> I have cheesecakkee
<HappyLittleMoron> Ooohhhh....*grins*
* TurtleNinja drools.
<TurtleNinja> Cheesecake?
<TurtleNinja> You said the magic word.
<Klork> annnd *digs through the paper grocery bags*
<Zoi> *walkin by* I thought the magic word for you was chocolate, TN...
<Klork> got that too..
<TurtleNinja> Ooooh...
<Klork> and corn...meat for meat...sauce..
<Klork> noodles..
* TurtleNinja giggles.
<Klork> *digs* Prawns..
<HappyLittleMoron> Oohh...*grins at Klork* Everyone loves your meat...sauce...
* TurtleNinja continues to laugh....
* HappyLittleMoron yawns and streatches
* Klork flies...and tackles HLM from outta nowhere
* HappyLittleMoron yelps and gets tackled* HI
* HappyLittleMoron pokepokes Klork
* Awakio is wrapped in his wings and leans against the door frame to his room
* Awakio somehow finds his way to the roof and stares at the stars
* HappyLittleMoron dashes out, pokes Klork in the ribs and then dashes away
<Klork> gyack! *runs after her*
* HappyLittleMoron giggles madly, hiding in the mats in the workoutroom
<Klork> *Sits on the mats, smooshing her*
<Klork> Bwahahah!
<HappyLittleMoron> erk..
* HappyLittleMoron squirms out of the mats...
* Klork tackles her on first sight
<Klork> HAH!
<HappyLittleMoron> YIPE!! Hi!
<Klork> Mwaaahahahahahaha
* HappyLittleMoron tickles Klork
* HappyLittleMoron tickles soome moooooore
<Klork> Acckk!
* Klork ticklesback!
<HappyLittleMoron> Ehehehe
* Awakio watches the stars and spreads his wings out fully, the wind making them sway a little, along with his white shoulder length straight hair
* HappyLittleMoron tries to squirm away..
* Klork tackles again!
<HappyLittleMoron> ACK!! *pokepokes Klork* Whyforyoutackle??
<Klork> cuzIcan?
* HappyLittleMoron pokepokes him again
Session Close: Sat Oct 13 23:58:42 2001
