Hopefully most of you insane people out there, like me, will find this stuff very funny, but if you're afraid that laughing too hard will bring the wall down then do as Pink Floyd said and put another brick in it.
Oh, and another point - when you read the following you might notice gaps in the middle of words. This is because I typed these up at school and they filter all the swear and rude words thus refusing to save the damn thing so I had to edit all the prolific words.
The Many Cruddy Adventures of the DD Part 2
Caramacs, Cramped Sex and Cranberry Barcardi Breezers
What the DD would Do or Say in Certain Situations(heh heh)