
Beatrice:
Sam: You know, Mister Frodo, that orc flag rather looks a bit like our breeches...
Frodo: Yes, Sam, I know- now, get down! Never let them see you with your pants down!
Sam: But I thought we were hiding from them so we don't get killed?
Frodo: Well, yes, there's that, too...

Kim:
Frodo: Sam, they look like they need a good gardener to take care of this place, like you!
Sam: Aw Mister Frodo, nothin can save this place the soils all dry, tis not but rocks any gardener can grow here.

Crystal:
Frodo: That one orc looks like hes carrying a head....
Sam: My hair looks darker....must be this AWFUL lighting
Legolas: HEY! I'M THE ONE OBBSESSED WITH HAIR!
Orc: HEY YOU AIN'T IN THIS CAPTION!

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