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Session 9/16/01
After Bill's Brujah character just diablerized a Tremere singing...
"Diablerie...Diableria..."
Questioning Bill's Brujah intelligence...
"Wow he sure can use some pretty big words."
"But he doesn't exactly know how to use $10 words, c'mon!"
Questioning Bill's Brujah intelligence part deux
"I know he's dumb, but he's not THAT dumb
After my Ravnos character uses his Chimerstry to conjure up a nude female to lure away an old security guard...
GM: "She's as real as latex."
After Bill's Brujah killed a security guard...
"He worked himself to death."
After Bill's Brujah killed a young man for blood
GM: "Aaaah, you got a nice warm glow."
After watching a real thunderstorm outside during gameplay
Bill: "Anyway, back to the evil."
While my Ravnos sits waiting in the primogen's office and reading a Playboy
"I wish I could suck her blood"
Asking about the name of one of the gangs involved in the story
Shaun: "What's the name of the gang?"
After much deep thinking....
GM: "Uh.....the Crabs."
Shaun: "The Crabs.... Don't forget the Lobsters and Shrimps"
GM: "The Seafood Gang Wars."
After lockpicking many many cabinets in an FBI office looking for an access card...
GM: "Jackpot! You find half a bottle of Jack Daniels. And an access card."
When answering the door for two suspicious characters delivering a "message" to Bill's Brujah....
Bill: "I open the door."
Joe: "Roll initiative."
Seth: "I was expecting 'Roll for soak'"
