Cloud: Ok g'day. This is the RPG part of the songs page, you can play this while playing Role playing games uh, or to yourself on you Playstation if there is nothing else to do

Sephrioth: G'day eh? in case you thought like I wasn't on this parody.

Cloud: Oh i gaurentee ya, you'd be on. Ok so good day, this is the RPG part, and we're gonna tell ya About some beautiful RPG Babes

Sephiroth: Look out the window!

Cloud: Where? Whaddya doin?

Sephiroth:Snow!

Cloud: Oh it's Icicle Inn, and it's snowin cuz its the northern continent. Hey, hoser! heres a quiz...

Sephiroth: Ok, I got my thinking JNCOs on!

Cloud: Yeah, right. What are the 12 Babes of RPGs?

Sephiroth: Um.

Cloud: Cuz figure it out , right? Aeris is hot, right?

Sephiroth: Fuck Yeah.

Cloud: Right, well who else is hot? Tifa ,right.

Sephiroth: Thats 2.

Cloud: Then , who after that?

Sephiroth: Aya Brea

Cloud: No.

Sephiroth: Elena.

Cloud: Thats 3. Then whos after that? No one.

Sephiroth: Nina.

Cloud: 4.

Sephiroth: Aya Brea.

Cloud: 5. Where da ya get 12?

Sephiroth: Uh... theres 2 BoF's and CT's in there , 4. Thats 9 and 3 other babes which I believe are the mystery babes.

Ok, this is our RP Babed song, in case ya don't know who's a total fox in the RPG world.

Sephiroth: Theres lotsa babes in here, so listen and don't get stuck. By the way , thats me on the organ.

Cloud: Ok geeze.

Sephiroth: Cloud, you start.

Cloud: Ok, she's the first RPG hottie, she's my Fuckin' true love.. Aeris.

She's the 2nd RPG hottie, she's my fuckin' true love ... 2 Tifa's, and Aeris.

She's the 3rd RPG hottie, she's my fuckin' true love.. 3 Elena's, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris.

Sephiroth: Damn Cloud, you are fuckin' horny. Dude!!!!

She's the 4th RPG hottie,She's my fuckin' true love.. 4 Aya Breas, 3 Elenas, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spread.

Sephiroth: Dude, Squaresoft's gonna have our mother fuckin' asses for this.

Cloud:So fuckin' what?

Sephiroth:Aight, if the big man calls us down, I'm telling him it was your fuckin' idea.

Cloud:You do that fuckwad.

She's the 5th RPG Babe, She's my fuckin' true love.. 5 GOLDEN KATTS! 4 Aya Breas, 3 Elenas, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spread.

She's the 6th RPG Babes, She's my fuckin' true love .. 6 fuckin' Ninas. 5 GOLDEN KATTS! 4Aya Breas, 3 Elenas, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spread.

Sephiroth:Oooooook.

She's the 7th RPG Babe,She's my fuckin' true love.. 7 Rinoas, 6 fuckin' Nina's, 5 GOLDEN KATTs! 4 Aya Breas, 3 Elena, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spread.

Sephiroth:oh boy, network's gonna bitch at us. Whew, this should be just the 2 RPG babes, this is too hard por us!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 8 Qustis's, 7 Rinoa's, 6 Fuckin' nina's, 5 GOLDEN KATTS! 4 Aya Breas, 3 Elena's, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spread.

Wow, Aeris looks fine, as usual Babe 12. G'day and welcome to babe 12.

Yeah.

5 GOLDEN KATTs! 4 Aya Breas, 3 Elenas, 2 Tifa's, and Aeris with her legs spreaaad.

Sephiroth:Where did you learn to do that?

Cloud:Uh, Albums. Boy, so thats our song "RPG Babes", and g'day. G'day everybody.

Sephiroth:Happy Hell Stay.

Cloud:Ok, ya know who we left out? What? Yuffie. I told you we should have Yuffie.

Sephiroth:Oh no!

Cloud:Either as the 9th babe, or the 10th babe or the 11th babe. I wanted Yuffie.

Sephiroth:The song is over RPG Babes everybody, and it was NOT my mother fuckin' idea!!

Cloud:A good-lookin' Yuffie.

Sephiroth:DUDE, You're not only gonna get bitched at by the big guy, you're gonna get arrested for substantial Rape. you're gonna go down to the fuckin' slammer where you rot in a jail cell, you get another sentence. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 RPG Babes.

Sephiroth: Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.

Cloud: Take off! Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me. Yah , it ranks up there w/ Jenova

Sephiroth:What?