What they're saying: Textblock: Once upon a time, the world was in chaos. There was a land called HYRULE and... yada, yada, yada, do I really have to translate this? ;) Link: OK, ZELDA. If you get into trouble just blow the MAGIC WHISTLE and I'll be there right away. (Can you feel the RPG elements?? ;P) Zelda: Stop worrying, LINK. If I'm going to learn how to fight in Ganon's underworld I need to practice INDEPENDENCE. This is the least complicated dungeon in the underworld and you've thought me EVERYTHING I need to know. What could possibly go wrong? Gee, what COULD go wrong?