Panel 1:
Text block: Long ago the world was in a time of chaos. There was a land named Hyrule, the legendary Zelda, an adventurer named Link, an evil man named Ganon, and the Triforces controlling them all.
(That's... harsh...)
Link: ZELDA! Hang on, princess! Your handsome hero is here! (Oh sweet Lord...)
Panel 2:
Link: Just wait, evil villains! Who wants a taste of an arm's lenght of cold steel?
Panel 3:
???: Link! Help! Get me out of here!
Link: Eh?

Note that this is a different artist making these ones... and sadly Link is more stupid too -_-