Kevin: "Lana, I'm not your personal cop. Samus is a FRIEND! I'll do nothing until I've gotten her view of things." 'But if she's guilty? What will I do then?'
Kevin: "Wait here while I talk to her."
(You figure it out ;P)
Kevin: "Uuuh, what happened? It feels like I went six ronds with KING HIPPO! Duke, where's the princess?" (Dog can't speak. Goof.)
Kevin: "Redhot Microchips! Lana took my LASER! She's gonna attack Samus ALONE! Duke... we have to find them." (No shit, Sherlock)
Text: "However, in the cafeteria..."
Lana: "You're hereby under arrest for crimes against VIDEOLAND! Surrender while you can..."