Teasers for Those Who Haven't Yet Read
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

• The most commonly used phrase in OotP is "SHUT UP!"
• The H/G shippers suffer a drawback.
• Ginny fans will probably like this book.
• We see more Sirius and Lupin.
• We see more Ravenclaws in this book! Whoo! Go Ravenclaw!
• The Crazy Ravenclaws in the Harry Potter forums finally have a Canon leader. (About time!)
• "D.A." You figure out what it means.
• Death to a main character! Mourn!
• James Potter. Tsk tsk tsk.
• We see Dumbledore in a new light.
• Harry's scar is important.
• We see more magical creatures. We've been rather sheltered; I see that now.

• Harry Potter is a very angry boy in OotP.
• Percy. His Family or the Ministry? Who he supports is an important subplot.
• We find out more about Sirius Black.
• About the new DADA teacher... you know how some Harry Potter fans call their most disliked teacher "Snape"? Yes. Well. Snape is not the worst teacher anymore.
• The Narcissa/Sirius shippers will row back to shore because that ship cannot float. It would be wrong.
• "Dumbledore is Evil" conspiracy theorists will have plenty of chances to go "Hmmm!"
• Slytherins proclaim a king. It's not exactly a compliment to anybody, though.
• Poor Lupin!

• Chapter 1: Dudley Demented
• Chapter 2: A Peck of Owls
• Chapter 3: The Advance Guard
• Chapter 4: Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
• Chapter 5: The Order of the Phoenix
• Chapter 6: The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
• Chapter 7: The Ministry of Magic
• Chapter 8: The Hearing
• Chapter 9: The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
• Chapter 10: Luna Lovegood
• Chapter 11: The Sorting Hat's New Song
• Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge
• Chapter 13: Detention with Dolores
• Chapter 14: Percy and Padfoot
• Chapter 15: The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

• Chapter 16: In the Hog's Head
• Chapter 17: Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
• Chapter 18: Dumbledore's Army
• Chapter 19: The Lion and the Serpent
• Chapter 20: Hagrid's Tale
• Chapter 21: The Eye of the Serpent
• Chapter 22: St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
• Chapter 23: Christmas on the Closed Ward
• Chapter 24: Occlumency
• Chapter 25: The Beetle at Bay

• Chapter 26: Seen and Unforeseen
• Chapter 27: The Centaur and the Sneak
• Chapter 28: Snape's Worst Memory
• Chapter 29: Career Advice
• Chapter 30: Grawp
• Chapter 31: O.W.L.s
• Chapter 32: Out of the Fire
• Chapter 33: Fight and Flight
• Chapter 34: The Department of Mysteries
• Chapter 35: Beyond the Veil

• Chapter 36: The Only One He Ever Feared
• Chapter 37: The Lost Prophecy
• Chapter 38: The Second War Begins