Short Pieces, Mostly Humor

Here I have a list of fan fiction I have read and liked. Hope you enjoy it.

Squeaky's Crudely Drawn Stick Figures: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (comic strips)
By Squeaky

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The Penitent Man (short)
By Ariana Deralte
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore.

“What can I do for you, Severus?” asked Dumbledore solemnly from behind his desk. It was the height of Voldemort’s reign and the Headmaster was still a bit depressed that Tom’s rise to power had ruined his plans for a nice holiday in Morocco. His usual twinkle was subdued at the thought of all those sea urchins that were missing his attentions. Snape collapsed heavily into a chair, a sea of emotions roiling across his face, or maybe he was just feeling queasy from his broom ride.
“I have come to confess, Headmaster,” he said, then paused to create dramatic tension. Dumbledore’s mood brightened. He loved confessions. They gave him so much juicy blackmail material.

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From The Ministry Archives... (Three stories, two poems)
By Jennifer Longbottom
Jennifer Longbottom's anthology includes "Werewolf," "So Cold, So Lonely," "Periodical Pains," "A Letter To 'Lucy'," and "School Report."

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Everything Will Change (aka “Don’t Let Them Break Your Spirit”) (one part)
By Ashley
Ever wonder what Harry’s life was like, pre-Hogwarts? Why wasn’t his spirit broken by the miserable life he led? What caused him to cling to a little bit of hope, caused him not to lose his faith in the good of people? This is my theory…

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Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock (one part)
By Silver Phoenix
(Parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"That's how you got that scar, Harry…" Hagrid continued. "The curse rebounded off your abnormally thick head and hit Voldemort. And some…some say…that Voldemort's heart grew three sizes that day."
"Awwww!" everyone chorused.

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In the Back Pages of the Daily Prophet (one part)
By VoxMaille
PERSONALS
ARE YOU MS. RIGHT? Does your idea of a good time involve murder, mayhem and terrorizing Muggles? If this sounds like you, give us a ring. I’m the root of all that’s evil, yeah, but you can call me Cookie. Please respond to LonelyHeartsTom at Box 64823.

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Hi Mister (short)
By Taiitsu no Miko
Voldemort tries to kill Harry... The REAL story of how the boy that lived, lived.

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If Only We Had Used Our Heads (chapter, talkshow style)
By Noodlejelly
Oh, the many simple things that could have changed time...

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Mary Sue Comes To Hogwarts & Becomes Horribly Cliched (one long chapter)
By Strega Brava
Not so much a Harry Potter fanfic than it is a Mary Sue spoof. It is not written by someone on a sugar high shouting "PINK ELEPHANTS!" and the quality of the satire shows that.

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Veritaserum and The Sorting Hat (short)
By Nyarth Kyukon
Speculation on what would happen if the Sorting Hat got done up on Veritaserum and read a lot of fanfiction before the ceremony. We’ve always thought the hat sugar-coated the whole process a little too much…

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The Hogwarts Graffiti Hall of Fame (chapters, phrase style)
By Adrienne
A collection of graffity at Hogwarts. It includes counter-graffity/replies. There are special yearbook editions, too.