Good job Rude and Reno....hahaha, that girl is mine and so is the secret!
Hello sir Magus. I heard your call and rushed here immediately, how may I be of service?
General Beatrix, so glad to see you...hehehe. I need you to do the final task, while Reno and Rude kidnap the girl. Who is the one that leads Holy Cross, his name is Baron Van Dussell. His base is located in the Kabu mountains.
Yes sir I will get to that immediately, but why is Holy Cross going to pose a threat for almighty you?
Flattering, heh, but they might be the thorn in our rose. They did send one of their finest to assist Crono if things got hectic.
But sir I will say it once more, they are no threat we mustn't worry.
BEATRIX who is your daddy!? Do not ask any questions, you do not question your superiors, now go to Kabu mountains and extermintate Holy Cross!
My bad, I am so wrong to put your decisions in doubt. I will heed your call and take action.
This is it Crono this is where you pay for all that you have done to me, all the suffering.
Hurry up and start fighting Seifer I do not like show offs.
Damn it!
What happened Zell?
I spilled mustard from my hot dog all over my stupid T-shirt.
Hi guys let me have some room on these bleechers. So this is it the final round.
I wouldn't talk about too much in front of Marle she already is ready to have a ulcer from all the worrying about Crono. Umm, does anyone know where Sakura is at?
She is with that big dork Sabin. I say good tell Zidane to keep both of them occupied, I cannot stand either one of them.

~Garnet slaps Zell across the face~

How can you make it seem like its Zidanes' obligation to babysit them.
Shhhh I need silence in order for Crono to be victorious.
Boo! I hope everyone loses because its one of those days that everyone sucks. Lose you two cock suckers!
Your little punk ass is just pissed cuz you lost and all, now getta here.~Seifer hits the ground and causes a shockwave that hits Crono~

YACK! Damn.....I must fight with more anger. Take this Seifer!

Crono swirls a tornado with his sword and sends the gust of wind towards Seifer~

~Seifer begins to shake and falls to the ground~
Whoa no way! Did you see that attack Crono landed on Seifer? It hit him so hard that he is shaking and going into convulsions.
Yeah you do that boy! Teach Seifer a thing or two, stupid beaner deserves all the punishment for his non stop bullying and shit-talking.
I hit him that hard, I...uh never knew I had that type of potential.
There you have it girls and sexy boys, our winner of this years'...umm what is going on?
Ok this is not some sort of rigged spectacle like wrestling right???

Seifers' body goes into a transformation that morphs his body into a terrifying celestial beast. What could have been behind this?

Oh no!(Gulp!) I am going to get it good.
Roar!!!! Pathetic mortals you will pay for all that you have done. We ancients have faced pain and suffering because of what you humans want in this world. You greedy snot-nosed humans will pay, you will PAY!!!!ROAR!!!!
Crono get out of there! Oh my God!
Help me! Zidane, Garent, Crono!
Shit Marle, oh man I am going to be sick, too many fucken problems

~The savage beast hits Crono and then picks his body up and slams him into the ground~

Out of nowhere a mysterious man comes falling down and throws a bolt of lighting.
No I was to be more of a threat than what I was. No...(sniffle)I was nothing more than a generic, overrated, and story scenario-filling boss. I want to speak to the director now!
First Sqaull, now Seifer, all these sexy boys are dying.

At the meantime Sakura and Sabin have spotted the intruder Irvine in a no trespassing zone.

Hey what is that man doing there? Thats the principals office.
Oh damn I better scram.
Hey why are you leaving all of a sudden? Sabin go get him boy he is up to something.
Yes madam Sakura, I do anything for you. I a slave. You will not escape bad man. Woof Woof!
Son of a bitch weirdo. You will never catch me.

~Irvine takes a shot with his Shotgun~

No bullet hurt sexy body made of titanium. Shoot and I no fall, hide and I will not stall, hide and I will chase you in hall. RAGE!
What the hell, I can't see!
Too slow Sabin. I got you know with my jump rope. You stupid cowboy...haha!
Marle is where!!?? I must go find her. I promise her I will always will be there when we talk and I cannot let her down now.
Crono you idiot you are in no condition to go anywhere. You have to stay and rest up a bit.
Do not worry we will find out who the kidnappers were. Mr. Buttafuco go call the Karma police now.
I can't stay, damn you all. Marle is the most important person in my life, she is in danger.
I hate to do this to you buddy but you are not well enough to go ::Zell punches Crono knocking him out::
Wha...who is that????

See chapter three