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Current Total: 74

Alycia	{"I just wanna see a cow have a seizure." -Vanessa "..." -Zoey "No, just like, a large animal convulsing, like an elephant!" -Alycia "I'm surrounded by Hitlers..." -Zoey}
Amy	{"Somehow the word superior always brings us back to Nathan." -Amy 2 "Oh the irony..." -Zoey}
Cory	"You can share my butt-pad!" -Cory to a guy in gym class "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child..." -Cory "You know what's freaky? Getting stuck in construction and then having a van of girls stare at you with them thinking you don't notice...At first it was great! But I don't think they were blinking..." -Cory "What do you call a small cows udders?" "Petites"-Cory "I'm too sexy for my vest..." -Cory "Man! I feel like a woman!" -Cory "I don't know how I would live without boxers...probably impotent, but anyways-" -Cory "That better not be put on the site..." -Cory "Oh well...he'll die sooner or later." -Cory "I look pretty damn good in a kilt thank you very much!" -Cory "Just call me gel master." -Cory "My butt isn't handicapped" -Cory
Eena/Katrina	"My boob is showing!" -Eena "Saggy Taurus." -Katrina when asked what was between Scorpio and Capricorn "Everyone invades Poland!" -Katrina "First rule of pregnancy: don't wear maternity lingerie!" -Katrina {"Ah! Did you just say "sin"? It's 'sine'!" -Zoey "...I was talking about French..." -Katrina "But you didn't say 'sine', did you? DID YOU!?" -Zoey (if you add to this the fact that Katrina constantly nags people for mispronouncing Sine, its even funnier..)} {"They're selling brains down the road for $10..." -Katrina hinting at Vannie "Wha!?.......OH! I thought you were being literal!" -Zoey} {"Just to be different-a PINK swastika! Hitler would be spinning in his grave!" -Katrina "300 RPM!" -Zoey}
Krys[tle]	"I'm just absorbing your information...with splinters in my butt." -Krys "I'd rather lick my liver than go out with him..." -Krys "You're a homo, which makes you a homo." -Krys "I don't want to talk about deceased hampsters thank you." -Krystle "She wasnt being a very good wife." -Krys 'bout Nessie {"Without wheels, you wouldn't have your zamboi!" -Krys "Yes, my zamboi...it's called a zamboni ya loser..." -Zoey} {"The Minnesota Wild suck ass!" -Zoey "Well, every team has their downfalls."-Krys}
Lyndz[ey]	"So...essentially, you were sucking on his fingers!" -Lyndz "I don't like being compared to a wonderbra..." -Lyndz "We're not girls, technically." -Lyndz about herself, Vannie, Katrina and Zoey {"Ptsang!" -Katrina "It's like the sound it makes when you run into a wall!" -Lyndz "An aluminum wall..." -Zoey}
Mel-Anna	"I passed my old house today and I think they made Miles into a bathroom." -Mellie "I want to be the first woman to impregnate a man!!" -Mellie
Patrick	"No, kids don't poke the hobo, I don't feel like kicking a hobo's ass." -Patrick "Now, foodless food! It's tastes like food, it's really soap! Soap with Japanese newspapers." -Patrick "My distressed arm movements at the Flames irritate the nipple." -Patrick "Ahhh piss hats and potty cakes I broke my watch." -Patrick "Sometimes I'm a real retard, other times, a fake one." -Patrick
Peter	"Whats just so much funny now" -Peter when he was sick
Sarah	{"yeah, I got slashed so hard by the girl that broke her arm. Like, I have such a big bruise." -Sarah "ouchies, KARMA!!! Shes got KARMALIZED!" -Zoey}
Steele	"Goodbye! I'm from Hell..." -Steele ["I have lightning balls!" -Zoey "Okay, don't EVER say that again." -Steele(this was during a game of SSB)] ""Eel Tits." -Steele pronouncing his name backwards "Zo, do humpets need reeds?" -Steele "Why don't you have a neck?" -Steele {"How do you get a uni-brow?" -Steele "Well, I didn't do it on purpose..." -Rob} "Have you ever been so fat that you couldn't see your feet?" -Steele
Vanessa/Nessie	"...sex with icecream... well, not so good. Kinda cold." -Nessie "...I just bit Cory..." -Vanessa {*holds windshield washer fluid* "If I was Rasputin, I could drink this." -Vanessa} "...sandwich" -Vanessa {"Woo! Take it off!" -Vanessa "PUT IT ON!" -Vanessa} {"I just wanna see a cow have a seizure." -Vanessa "..." -Zoey "No, just like, a large animal convulsing, like an elephant!" -Alycia "I'm surrounded by Hitlers..." -Zoey} {"I'm gonna hump unsuspecting victims!" -Vanessa "Hump that old man! Hump Harry!" -Zoey}
Zoey	"You're like a drum; you're hollow and you have skin stretched over you." -Zoey ["I have lightning balls!" -Zoey "Okay, don't EVER say that again." -Steele(this was during a game of SSB)] "Don't you feel like such a loser when you quote yourself?" -Zoey "We have a Swiffer now..it's sorta intimidating with it's Swiffer pads that work like Maxi pads..." -Zoey "Playing in the band room is like licking an ashtray..." -Zoey "You don't fold the bible!" -Zoey "Rural..think of it like..rural pants - pants you wear in the country!" -Zoey "Okay, I'm dead and you're making out with some guy?!" -Zoey "{:\/ <~duckie." -Zoey "Your relationship...it's like a reality TV show...and all of Irvine is tuned in... no ones sure WHY they're watching it though." -Zoey to Peter "Laugh away, druggedup-ass" -Zoey to Vanessa {"The Minnesota Wild suck ass!" -Z "Well, every team has their downfalls."-Krys} {"Midget Pot-Pie!" "Roadkill Pot-Pie!"} {"Ian doesn't look good." -E "How come?" -Z "He looks like a thalidomide child..." -E o.O "HE'S A CHIBI!" -Z "Oh, is that what they call them now?" -E}
Special and/or Anonymous People	"I jugged you once and I'll jug you again!" -Van "Leger, it's French for 'run til you puke. ..Or maybe not, I'm not good with French." -Mr F ["Ahh, a giant aphid!" -Stee "So what would that be called? A Beefid? A Ceefid? A Deefid?..." -Derek "A Beefid? I've never heard of that! Thats not real, is it?" -Ryan the next day "Haha! That was funny when you thought beefids were real, Ryan!" -Stee "What? Whaddaya mean they're not real--I mean, yeaaah, that waas funny!" -Ryan] "Shush. Translation: Shush." -Ryan "Oreo lumps, it's the polio of the 21st century!" -Derek "Take a deep breath and fill your lungs with tar!" -Ms. Schrader