"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot." --Mark Twain
10 Feb 2004 -- Special update
Because you care
Nothing to see here. Move along.
12/4/02 -- Site update
Took long enough
• The famous Quote Archive is now being moved to the internet. It'll take a little while.
• Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Piccirilli is NOT a robot. He is just much, much, much more skillful than you.
Download the site music, appels + oranjes, originally from AKWare (see ZZT section).
Read the Eye of Argon, Mystery Science Theater 3000 edition.
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Original site created: July 11, 1997 @ 6:35 PM EST.
TCW site created: July 11, 2001 @ 6:35 PM EST.
Last updated: February 11, 2004 @ 6:35 AM EST.
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