When cast upon a healthy target (which has failed its spirit warding), this will result in all the sugar within the target's body escaping through the anus and forming a super-sweet lollipop. Each successive casting will increase the lollipop size by at least 1 pound.

NOTE: Due to the nature of some creatures, such as mineral golems and massive anchovies, they may create salt blocks instead.

DURATION: 1 second

The target will briefly remember the last spell that they cast. In some rare instances, remembered spells can be cast again, but due to the short duration, timing is key. This spell is also useful for amnesia victims that need split second images to flash through their mind to restore their memory.

This spell is extremely easy to resist.

This spell allows the caster to phart with such force that they blow the seat out of their trousers. If they're wearing a skirt, all creatures in the area must make a warding roll or suffer a rank 3 stink injury. In some cases, this may create a death cloud as a side effect.

NOTE: Due to the extremely short duration of this spell, the caster can only phart once unless they've recently had beans.

DURATION: 1 sec/1 failure

Causes the target's body to be pumped full of Jolt Cola. The sudden infusion of caffine may serve to make the target nervous, jumpy and anxious. In rare instances, this spell may cause strokes and heart attacks. This spell is also useful for those late nights spent powerhunting just so you can catch up to your kids.

DURATION: 30sec/level  Maximum duration: 10 minutes

Both of the caster's eyes begin to produce excessive amounts of a clear salty fluid. This act is known as crying or weeping. Sorcerers, unlike most other professions, have every excuse to cry all day and all night, due to how badly they've been cheated. As such, this powerful spell has become an important part of every Sorcerer's spellbook.

DURATION: 30sec/5 failure

Target stubs his or her toe and hops around in pain. It is not very pleasant at all and in fact, hurts like hell. For this reason, Stub Toe is the single most lethal spell at a Sorcerer's disposal.

NOTE: Vashtee's toes are too precious to be effected by this spell. If any Sorcerer is foolish enough to attempt to cast this on Vashtee, not only will they fail but their eyes, hair, teeth and nails will rot away and fall out.

When overwhealmed with the threat of inevitable death, a Sorcerer can Quiver. This technique makes the caster seem like a spineless jellyfish and can cause enemies to take pity on the caster's hopeless and grief-striken state.

NOTE: Quivering lowers DS by 475 points. Use this spell sparingly or you may find yourself in serious trouble!

DURATION: variable

The caster summons happy energy to swirl around him or her, creating a beautiful rainbow which will shine on everyone and everything in the room, giving them the warm fuzzies. This spell is powerful indeed and when cast by a Master Sorcerer, leprechauns are often summoned along with the rainbow.

DURATION: 1 sec/1 failure, Maximum 90 seconds.

When under the effects of this spell, the caster will daydream about being powerful and actually being able to kill something. While under the effects of Daydream, the caster cannot move, speak or even think of anything else..

NOTES:
Though the caster will Daydream about being powerful, it will never happen. Sorcerers are pathetic and will only get worse as time progresses.

This spell does not work on Dwarves, they lack the mental power neccissary to Daydream.

DURATION: variable

Each living creature has a rhythm deep inside their soul. This spell summons Will Smith who will (hopefully) sing a song to make the enemy dance. This spell is a non-lethal counter to thievery and a wonderful spell to use at parties. Everyone likes to "Get Jiggy with it."

NOTE:
Undead creatures are immune to this spell as they prefer Michael Jackson.

DURATION: variable

When a Sorcerer dies, runs out of mana, gets robbed blind or finds out another spell has been downtweaked, he or she may turn to this ancient spell. The caster will begin to use profanity with such zeal that all around them will be offended, but because GemStone III is a family oriented game, all swear words will be replaced by neat little symbols.

NOTE:
This spell is best used as a counter to Stub Toe.

DURATION: 1 year

This spell vaccinates the target against such diseases as the flu, small pox, malaria, polio and mumps. While this spell is in effect, you are completely immune to the effects of such spells. This spell will never be useful because these diseases don't exist in Elanthia. But that just makes it more fitting for the Sorcerer spellbook!

They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Certainly the target of this spell will believe this to be the case, as the sorcerer summons the power to instill joy to the very root of the target's being by turning his or her eyes into big yellow smiley faces. Sometimes the target will dance in the room, or giggle, unable to move because of the humor. Other times, if the target is a player, s/he may not stop giggling at the caster until the cows come home.

NOTE:
This spell has an interesting side ability - when coupled with Energy Rainbow, this spell can make everyone in Elanthia giggle in joy!

DURATION: variable

This spell creates a large red tomato for the caster to eat or throw at people. If cast at another person and the target fails a spirit warding, they will briefly change into a tomato. At this point, the caster may opt to pick them up and eat them.

If the warding is failed by enough, the target may bypass the tomato stage and become ketchup.

If cast on a vaporized corpse, it will make sloppy joes.

Targets of this spell will have their magical energy, be it elemental or spiritual, ripped from them and converted into butterflies which will float around Elanthia. The amount of butterflies made is dependent on the target's current amount of magical power and the failure of their spirit warding. Targets with little magical energy will not be significantly affected by this spell.

Part of the magical energy drained from the target becomes bumblebees - the amount of bumblebees created is dependent on the amount taken, as well as the target's Mana Transfer skill.

DURATION: variable

This spell will allow the caster to summon specific, unique daffodils to (hopefully) smell pleasant.

Woe to the caster who accidentally summons up a nasty smelling flower. The immediate effects would most likely include something extremely unpleasant, like having to pinch your nose.