Yo Mama is so.... (jokes)
I was just walking around i just MADE this one out of no where... UPDATED in June 2nd,2001 Your fatha! is so STUPID, when he drew bunnys on his bald head, he though from far away people would think it would be hares. This is Crazy Cuzin tracey's jokesUPDATED in June 2nd,2001 -YO Mama is SO Hairy, when a waiter asks if she wanted some crabs she says "no i already have some"
Here's what got from another site again.....UPDATED in June 1st,2001
Here's a list from Fresh prince of bel-air-(i haven't got much right now becasue i forgot a whole bunch)This section was updated may,20,2001:
Here's a list of what i got over many other internet sites (this section was updated may,20,2001):
-Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets on fire, some yells "BUSH FIRE!"
-Yo mama so fat, she went into a restaurant, and got a GROUP discount.
-Your mama is so fat she jumped off the grand canyon and got stuck.
-Your momma is so fat her yearbook picture was an arial photograph.
-your momma is so hairy bigfoot took pictures of her.
-Your momma so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway.
-Your momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out george washingtons nose.
-Your momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
-Your momma so fat she got hit by a parked car. your momma so fat it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
-Your momma so fat i had to slap her leg and ride the next wave in.
-Your momma so fat she wore a malcom x jacket and planes started to come in for a landing.
-Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonaisse on asprin.
-Your mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store over night and starved to death.
-Your mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, the sun says, "Hey move over, you are taking my job."
-Your mama is so fat, when she falls out of the bed, she falls from both sides.
-Your mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people yell out "Taxi!"
-Your mama is so stupid, she thought that MCi was a rap group.
-Your mama is so fat, when she is standing up she is sitting at the time.
-Your mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
-Your Mama is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
-Your Mama is so ugly, she has to go through the dog door.
-Your Mama is so ugly that your dad only takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss hergood-bye.
-Yo mama is so stupid, when she walked past the YMCA she said "Look, they spelled MACY's wrong"!
-YO mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
-Your mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and yelled i got the power.
-Your mama so fat she uses the ocean for a bathtub.
-Your mama so poor i blew out a match and she said why did you turn off the heater.
-Yo mama breath smells so bad that when she yawn her teeth duck.
-Yo mama teeth so yellow that her tongue wears sunglasses.
-Yo mama is so fat they threw her a welcome back party when see turns around.
-yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whals started singin " we are family".
-Yo mama is so stupid when she gets up in the morning she says " darn i forgot to turn out the light".
-Your mama is so dumb when she went to the movies and saw the sign "17 and over admitted" she went home and brought 16 of her friends.
-Your mama is so fat when she went to school, she sat beside EVERYONE
-Yo mama's so fat, she steeped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
-Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
-Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
-Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
-Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes : extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
-Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
-Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
-Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
-Yo mama's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
-Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
-Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
-Yo mama's so stupid, she looked at a box of cheerios and said, "Oh look, donut seeds!"
-Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to be to see how long she slept.
-Yo mama's so stupid, so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans i had on and I said "guess" so she said "levi's".