Rose Darkness vs. Mongo (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 96 pounds, from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, Rose Darkness!!! (crowd boos ****)
[As the song Pardon Me by Incubus can be heard a video of Rose throwing chili everywhere can be seen, the real Rose Darkness walks down to the ring carrying a bucket of her trademark chili.
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 354 pounds, from The Jungle accompanied by Golden Dragoon, Mongo!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Mongo follows Golden Dragoon down to the ring.
Mongo gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Rose Darkness.
Karsh checks Mongo's boots and knee pads.
(ring, ring, ring) Rosie punches Mongo in the head.
Mongo gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Tonberry Elemental - Mongo takes a corkscrew armdrag.
[Mongo climbs to his feet.
Mongo with a takeover suplex on Rosie.
Mongo is up again.
Mongo leg drops Rose.
Mongo stomps Rosie.
Rosie moves back to his feet.
Rose trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Mongo.
Rose executes a headlock takedown.
Rose Darkness gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mongo comes over and smashes Rose's head into it.
Mongo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Rose Darkness.
Rosie executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Mongo's head onto the mat.
Rosie is back on his feet.
Rose puts a knee to Mongo's back and pulls hims arms back.
Karsh is checking for a tap out.
... Mongo is fighting the hold. ... Mongo is fighting the hold. ... Rose breaks the hold.
Rosie drags Mongo to the floor.
Karsh starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Rose knees Mongo and rolls back to his feet.
Mongo moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Mongo uppercuts Rose Darkness.
(....4)
Rosie gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
(.....5)
Mongo takes Rosie into the ring.
Mongo hits Rose Darkness with an earringer.
Mongo forearm smashes Rose.
Mongo hits Rose with a baba chop.
]
Tonberry Elemental - Rose takes a baba chop.
[Mongo picks Rosie up and side suplexes him to the mat.
Now Mongo standing.
Rose Darkness gets up.
Rosie executes the jumping sidekick on Mongo.
Rose Darkness hits Mongo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Rose applies an arm wrench to Mongo.
Mongo sends Rosie into Karsh he goes down.
Mongo hits a power slam on Rose.
Mongo is back on his feet.
Rose moves back to his feet.
Mongo does a cartwheel and kicks Rosie in the face.
TJ da God comes to the ring.
Blair1 runs to the ring.
Blair trys for a power move but is unable to lift Mongo.
Blair climbs to his feet.
Blair executes a swinging bulldog on Mongo driving Mongo's face into the mat.
Blair1 chants start.
Blair1 is back on his feet.
Now Mongo standing.
The artist formerly known as Roth piledrives Rose.
TJ da God dives head first into Rose.
The artist formerly known as Roth is up again.
Ordered is restored.
Karsh gets up.
Rose Darkness trys for a power move but is unable to lift Mongo.
Rose Darkness is back on his feet.
Mongo gets sent into the turnbuckle while Rosie hits him with a splash.
Rosie consumes a mouthful of chili and spews it all over Mongo.
Rosie pins him with a backward bridge.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, Rose Darkness!!!
TJ da God vs. xfilesmaster (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Heaven a member of The Church of TJ, TJ da God!!! (crowd boos **)
[God of the Mind by Disturbed plays alongside a video of TJ giving the middle finger from various angles. TJ stops onstage, gives everyone the finger, shouts "BAH", and runs down towards the ring.
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 130 pounds, from California, xfilesmaster!!!
[XFiles: Well,I'm a no goodie,middle class brat,backpacked and I don't give a **** about nothin
The artist formerly known as Roth executes a pumphandle suplex on xfiliate.
TJ da God gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from xfiles.
(the bell rings) TJ da God pins xfilesmaster against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
xfiliate pulls The artist formerly known as Roth's hair.
The artist formerly known as Roth gets thrown into the turnbuckle. xfilesmaster comes over and smashes TJ da God's head into it.
TJ da God gets elbowed to his midsection by TJ.
xfilesmaster gives TJ da God a reverse neckbreaker.
xfiliate gets up.
xfiles clotheslines The artist formerly known as Roth.
xfiles short clothslines The artist formerly known as Roth.
xfiles clotheslines The artist formerly known as Roth.
The artist formerly known as Roth with a headscissors takeover on xfiliate.
TJ is back on his feet.
TJ sends xfilesmaster to ringside.
]
Tonberry Elemental - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.
[Karsh starts the count (.1)
(..2)
TJ hits xfiliate with an elbowdrop.
The artist formerly known as Roth moves back to his feet.
xfiliate moves back to his feet.
(...3)
xfilesmaster takes TJ da God down with a knee.
]
Tonberry Elemental - knee!
[ The artist formerly known as Roth moves back to his feet.
(....4)
xfiles gets elbowed to his midsection by xfiliate.
(.....5)
xfilesmaster and The artist formerly known as Roth move back into the ring.
xfiles superkicks The artist formerly known as Roth.
The artist formerly known as Roth is back on his feet.
TJ da God trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but xfiliate avoids it.
xfiliate gets hit with a fisherman suplex by TJ da God.
The artist formerly known as Roth gets up.
TJ and xfiles go to the floor
Karsh starts the count (.1)
]
Tonberry Elemental - The World Wrestling Federation is the only place to find matches like this! Is that the greatest move ever or what?
- Oh yeah!
[ TJ knee drops xfiliate.
The artist formerly known as Roth gets back to his feet.
(..2)
xfiliate climbs to his feet.
(...3)
TJ gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
TJ sends xfilesmaster into Karsh he goes down.
The artist formerly known as Roth mule kicks xfilesmaster.
TJ sucks chants start in the crowd.
TJ executes a corkscrew legdrop on xfiles.
TJ gets back to his feet.
chronotrobo32 runs to ringside.
chronotrobo32 swings a Steel chair and hits xfiles.
xfiles is bleeding as a result.
Chrono executes the guillotine choke on xfiles.
Chrono gets up.
Chrono executes the brain buster on xfiliate.
chronotrobo32 stands up.
Now xfiliate standing.
Ordered is restored.
Karsh gets up.
They head back into the ring.
TJ da God nails xfiles with a double underhook suplex.
TJ da God sucks chants start in the crowd.
xfiles climbs to his feet.
The artist formerly known as Roth executes a swinging bulldog on xfiliate driving xfilesmaster's face into the mat.
The artist formerly known as Roth is up again.
TJ puts xfilesmaster in the Holy Crucifixtion, arguably the most lethal move in wrestling today..
TJ da God covers xfiliate.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, TJ da God!!!
Jasper Wolf vs. CTrunks (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 295 pounds, from Parts Unknown, CTrunks!!!
["Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" plays alongside a movie of the one and only CTrunks as he makes his way to the ring.
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Jasper Wolf!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[First there are SE's of Wolves Howling, then I Got the Power by Snap plays. As Jasper walks as his music starts and begins high-fiving all of the fans.
Trunks drops Jasper with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Jasper Wolf tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) CTrunks short-arm clotheslines Jasper to the mat.
Jasper Wolf trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift CTrunks.
Jasper Wolf runs and tackles Trunks. Jasper punches him in the head.
Jasper rolls onto Trunks connecting with a knee.
Now Trunks standing.
Trunks picks up Jasper Wolf and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Jasper Wolf climbs to his feet.
Trunks executes the front facelock on Jasper.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... Jasper is fighting the hold. ... Trunks tightens the hold. Trunks breaks the hold.
Trunks hits a spinning leg lariat on Jasper sending him to the mat.
CTrunks executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jasper Wolf.
Trunks is up again.
CTrunks puts Jasper in an arm grapevine submission.
CTrunks covers Jasper Wolf.
Karsh counts the pin.
...1
Jasper Wolf escapes.
Jasper Wolf is back on his feet.
Trunks with an exploder suplex on Jasper.
CTrunks gets back to his feet.
CTrunks executes the sleeperhold on Jasper.
Karsh asks Jasper if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Jasper trys to escape. ... CTrunks tightens the hold. Jasper escapes.
Jasper Wolf uppercuts CTrunks.
Jasper hits Trunks with the back of his elbow.
Jasper Wolf trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Trunks.
Jasper Wolf hits Trunks with an earringer.
Jasper Wolf pins Trunks against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Jasper rakes the face of Trunks in attempt to make a come back.
Jasper Wolf tackles Trunks to the mat.
Jasper Wolf moves back to his feet.
Trunks executes the airplane spin and throws Jasper Wolf onto the mat.
Trunks kicks Jasper Wolf on the mat.
Jasper Wolf gets back to his feet.
Jasper gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Trunks.
Jasper Wolf climbs to his feet.
Trunks with a high crossbody on Jasper Wolf.
Trunks sets Jasper Wolf up for a Death Valley Driver, but turns it into something like the Juvi Driver.
Trunks covers Jasper.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Tonberry Elemental - CTrunks has won the match!
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, CTrunks!!!
chronotrobo32 vs. Jeff "Snoops" Kendall (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Flin Flon, Manitoba Canada, Jeff "Snoops" Kendall!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Jeff walks in slow and methodically as Do the Evolution by Pearl Jam starts up. Cheap ass Pyro begins, and Jeff runs to the ring with a mike! As always, he says... "WE DON'T NEED NO REVOLUTION, WE NEED" and then the crowd yells "EVOLUTION!"
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan a member of The Church of TJ accompanied by Goat, chronotrobo32!!!
[My Gift To You by Korn plays as Chrono makes his way to the ring.
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall executes a pumphandle suplex on chronotrobo32.
Karsh checks Chrono's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Jeff runs and tackles Chronoman!. Snoopy punches him in the head.
Now Chrono standing.
chronotrobo32 takes Jeff off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Chronoman!.
Chronoman! gets up.
Chrono is t-bone suplexed by Snoopy.
Chronoman! trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Snoopy.
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall bounces Chrono off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Snoopy with the hammerlock on Chronoman!.
Referee Karsh is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... ... Chronoman! escapes.
Snoopy sends chronotrobo32 to ringside.
Karsh starts the count (.1)
]
Tonberry Elemental - chronotrobo32 is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[(..2)
chronotrobo32 gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Snoopy.
Snoopy gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Chrono gets hit with a back heel kick.
Chrono gets back to his feet.
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall goes for a bridging back suplex but chronotrobo32 dodges the attack.
They head back into the ring.
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall uses the verticle facebuster on chronotrobo32.
Snoopy sends chronotrobo32 into Karsh he goes down.
Jeff "Snoops" Kendall hits the handspring moonsault on Chronoman!.
Now Snoopy standing.
Chronoman! is back on his feet.
Jeff uses a swinging DDT to plant Chronoman!'s head into the mat.
Snoopy gets back to his feet.
chronotrobo32 is back on his feet.
TJ da God comes to the ring.
TJ executes the jumping sidekick on Jeff "Snoops" Kendall.
Snoopy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from TJ da God.
The artist formerly known as Roth climbs to his feet.
Ordered is restored.
Karsh gets up.
Chrono stomps Jeff's head.
Chrono knee drops Snoopy.
Chrono gets back to his feet.
Snoopy gets up.
Chrono thrust kicks Jeff "Snoops" Kendall in the head.
Chronoman! pins Jeff with a rolling cradle.
Referee Karsh makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, chronotrobo32!!!
Prisoner 676 vs. Blair1 (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Georgia... Florida... the Fletz... WHATEVER!, Prisoner 676!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Calling upon his days as an E-Fed wrestler, Pris mimics the trademark Goldberg intro step for step. Meanwhile, the fans are chanting "105 Million Prisoner 676 Fans Can't Be Wrong!"
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Blair1!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[To the sounds of TotalImmortal and a movie of Blair doing a variety of Kung Fu moves, finishing with a reverse roundhouse kick, Blair walks out of the backstage, amidst sparks, multi-colored lights and pyrotechnics. Fixing his gloves, he strikes a number dramatic poses to the crowd.
Pris executes a pumphandle suplex on Blair1.
Blair1 places Pris on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding) Pris bounces Blair off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Blair is up again.
Blair1 does a cartwheel and kicks Pris in the face.
Blair1 stomps Prisoner 676.
Prisoner 676 stands up.
Prisoner 676 legsweeps Blair1.
Blair1 is up again.
Prisoner 676 gets hit with a running powerslam by Blair1
Blair1 climbs to his feet.
Pris stands up.
Blair and Prisoner 676 go to the floor
Karsh starts the count (.1)
]
Tonberry Elemental - Damn!
[Prisoner 676 executes an airplane spin on Blair.
Prisoner 676 climbs to his feet.
Blair climbs to his feet.
(..2)
(...3)
Pris bites Blair1's arm out of desparation.
(....4)
Blair1 with a headbutt on Pris.
(.....5)
Pris and Blair1 move back into the ring.
Pris chops Blair1.
Prisoner 676 mule kicks Blair1.
Blair1 is up again.
Pris gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Blair.
Blair is back on his feet.
Blair1 locks Prisoner 676 in the kneebar.
Karsh asks Prisoner 676 if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Blair1 tightens the hold. ... ... Blair1 breaks the hold.
Prisoner 676 moves back to his feet.
Prisoner 676 spinning mule kicks Blair1.
Blair1 sends Prisoner 676 into Karsh he goes down.
Blair drives a forearm into Prisoner 676.
Blair1 chants start.
Blair1 dropkicks Pris to the knee.
Blair1 moves back to his feet.
Now Pris standing.
Rose Darkness comes to the ring.
frankiebaby runs to the ring.
frankiebaby clotheslines Prisoner 676.
frankiebaby trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Pris.
Rosie trys for a tiger driver but is unable to lift Pris.
Rose Darkness rakes the face of Pris in attempt to make a come back.
Ordered is restored.
Karsh gets up.
Blair1 bites Prisoner 676's arm out of desparation.
Blair1 chants start.
Blair1 executes the airplane spin and throws Prisoner 676 onto the mat.
Blair sets Prisoner 676 up for the reverse DDT, but does a leaping varaition, intensifying the pain.
Blair covers Pris hooking the leg.
Referee Karsh makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, Blair1!!!
Romes Gladiator vs. Dark Shotokan (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 170 pounds, from Spokane, Washington, Romes Gladiator!!!
[Conlfict by Disturbed plays as Romes Gladiator runs to the ring.
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Dark Shotokan!!! (crowd boos ****)
[DS is lowered onto the mat by cables as the J-E-N-O-V-A theme plays.
Romes Gladiator executes a pumphandle suplex on DS.
DS executes a pumphandle suplex on Romes Gladiator.
(ring, ring, ring) Romes Gladiator grabs Dark Shotokan by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Romes executes the jumping sidekick on Dark Shotokan.
Dark Shotokan delivers a spinning backbreak to Romes Gladiator.
Romes gets hit with the shooting star press from DS.
Karsh counts.
...1
Romes Gladiator kicks out.
]
Tonberry Elemental - Dark Shotokan should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Romes Gladiator is back on his feet.
Romes trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift DS.
DS hits Romes with a heart punch.
Romes gets back to his feet.
Romes trys for a shoulderbreaker but is not strong enough to lift DS.
Romes apllies the camel clutch on DS.
Karsh asks DS if he quits.
... ... ... ... DS escapes.
Romes Gladiator and Dark Shotokan go to the floor
Karsh starts the count (.1)
Romes Gladiator cuts Dark Shotokan with a blade.
Dark Shotokan is bleeding as a result.
]
Tonberry Elemental - This is quality sports entertainment!
[(..2)
Romes Gladiator grabs Dark Shotokan's head and hites him in the face.
(...3)
Romes Gladiator jabs DS.
(....4)
Romes Gladiator gouges Dark Shotokan's eyes out.
DS hits Romes with a slingshot bodyblock.
DS gets up.
Romes climbs to his feet.
They fight into the aisle.
(.....5)
DS executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Romes.
(......6)
(.......7)
Dark Shotokan and Romes move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
DS knees Romes and rolls back to his feet.
Romes Gladiator gets hit with a diving elbow smash from DS.
DS chops Romes.
Dark Shotokan picks up Romes Gladiator and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Romes Gladiator gets tiger suplexed by Dark Shotokan.
Dark Shotokan gets up.
Now Romes standing.
Dark Shotokan with spinning headscissors on Romes send him hard to the mat.
Dark Shotokan sucks chants start in the crowd.
Romes trys for a power move but is unable to lift Dark Shotokan.
Romes Gladiator trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift DS.
Romes Gladiator uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Dark Shotokan down.
Romes catches DS in the crucifx and goes for the pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, Romes Gladiator!!!
PeOpLeSPiNoY vs. GEOSAUR (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Tonberry Elemental - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 201 pounds,, PeOpLeSPiNoY!!!
[PeOpLeSPiNoY enters the arena to the sounds of Area Codes by Ludarcris featuring Nate Dogg
]
Tonberry Elemental - and his opponent, weighing in at 136 pounds, from Parts Unknown, GEOSAUR!!!
[My Way by Limp Bizkit plays along with a movie of GEOSAUR performing his finishers to various victims. GEOSAUR walks to the ring in the meantime.
Peoples checks his boots.
Geosaur executes a pumphandle suplex on Peoples.
(ring, ring, ring) Peoples slaps Geo.
Geosaur legsweeps PeOpLeSPiNoY.
PeOpLeSPiNoY climbs to his feet.
Peoples hits Geosaur with a baba chop.
Geosaur chops P.
Geo gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Peoples.
Geo is up again.
Geo trys for a handspring bodyblock but Peoples avoids it.
P gets locked into the headscissors submission by GEOSAUR.
Karsh asks P if he quits.
... ... P is fighting the hold. ... GEOSAUR breaks the hold.
Geosaur trys for a cradle suplex but is not strong enough to lift P.
Geosaur and Peoples go to the floor
Karsh starts the count (.1)
PeOpLeSPiNoY spins aroround GEOSAUR's back and DDT's him into the floor.
P gets back to his feet.
GEOSAUR climbs to his feet.
(..2)
GEOSAUR kicks P in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Geosaur climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Geosaur chokes P with a microphone cable.
(....4)
Geo measures Peoples up and drops a closed fist.
Geo is up again.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Geosaur rolls onto P connecting with a knee.
Peoples is speared by GEOSAUR.
Geosaur covers PeOpLeSPiNoY.
Karsh counts.
...1 ...2
PeOpLeSPiNoY escapes.
]
Tonberry Elemental - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[PeOpLeSPiNoY is up again.
Geo grabs PeOpLeSPiNoY by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Peoples bounces Geosaur off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Geosaur stands up.
P punches Geosaur in the gut.
]
Tonberry Elemental - fist to midsection!
[ Peoples picks up Geo and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Peoples puts GEOSAUR in an arm grapevine submission.
Peoples slingshot elbow drops Geosaur.
Geo trys for a power move but is unable to lift Peoples.
Geo stands up.
PeOpLeSPiNoY gets sent into the turnbuckle while GEOSAUR hits him with a splash.
GEOSAUR throws Peoples into the nearest hard object. P hits the mat, GEOSAUR goes for a senton bomb
GEOSAUR pins him with a backward bridge.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Tonberry Elemental - The winner of this match, GEOSAUR!!!
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