A recent survey among 1 student at Fairview High School found that exactly 100% of those surveyed found Radiohead to be the best thing ever.
"Yeah," said Blake Smith, one of those surveyed, "Radiohead's really fuckin awesome. Like, I was just sitting down listeining to one of their cd's [found to be Hail To The Theif after further questioning], and they are easily the best band to ever exist. Only They Might Be Giants can even come close".
Not surprisingly, this exact same opinion was shared among all of those surveyed, and is therefore is considered scientifically proven to be the only correct opinion.
Another opinion expressed by a vast majority of the students surveyed was that anyone who is not in love with Thom Yorke just doesn't know who is, and may, due to that fact, be considered "stupid".
At time of this writing, it is beleived by 100% of the 1 scientist (defined as students taking at least 1 science class) surveyed that nothing could ever be better than Radiohead. Ever
To this end, one of the scientists surveyed, named James B. Smith stated "Well, duh. Radiohead's awesome. Have you ever sat down and listened to 'hail to the theif' all the way through? ... and I've heard that's not even their best album"
As a writer, it is my job to maintain an unbiased opinion, but it is obviously no opinion that Radiohead is the best thing that ever has- or ever will- happen to music
-Jimmy "George Harrison" Smith
