“I actually do have a test today. It's on European socialism. I mean, really. What's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan to be European. So, who gives a shit if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. "Isms", in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism". He should believe in himself. John Lennon said it on his first solo album. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the Walrus.”
“Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.”
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”
“Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.” ”A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.”
“You know, its understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.”
“Where's Elizabeth?” “She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.”
“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”
“Stop blowing holes in my ship!”
“Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!”
“Cuz we were like, "woaaaah!", and I was like, "woaaaah!" and you were like, "woaaahh...”
“I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.”
“No eating here tonight yea! No eating here tonight yea!” “No eating here tonight yea, cause you’re on a diet!”
“We could just not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.”
“And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.”
