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Silly Quotes

•"All paper clips are born free, but they live in chains

•We are born with 2 ends...one to sit, the other to think with. A person's success depends on which end you use the most...heads you win, tails you lose.”

•“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of us just don't have any film.”

•“Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.”

•“A person is a person no matter how small!"--Dr. Seuss

•“I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.”

•“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

•“A glow worm is never glum... Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?”


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