The Wanker clan has much history behind all of its glorious goodness. The clan was first dreamt up on one boring school day at a certain Edenwood SS of Mississauga Ontario Canada during March of 2002. It was a group of boys who were particularly fascinated with the word "wank" and the game of Star Craft. There were 3 men who founded and lead the clan in its early years. David Collings (Darth[Wanker]), Loyce Dungca (Loyce[Wanker]) and Sean Parry (Flaming[Wanker]). Among the first respective recruits were Rob (Firebat[wanker]), Brian ([D-Raven[Wanker]) and Unknown (Vip3r[Wanker]). Around this time David Sean and Loyce (David more so) got their friends to start joining the clan, which brought forth Josh (Sansui[Wanker]), Jerry (Queen(3[Wanker]), Chris (D.Frost[Wanker]), Adam([Murphy[Wanker]) and Dan (Sanders[Wanker]). The clan also found many notable recruits on Battle.Net such as Piggy ,Devil, Chaotic, Big, Steve, and Ass Wankers. As time went on many of the members became stupid and left, including two of the leaders: Loyce and Sean. This left David in charge of clan as the sole Leader and active founder. The Wanker clan has faced its hard times as any other clan would, but only the strong survive. Hence the Wankers are still around today, members may be scarce, but for what the clan lacks in numbers, it makes up in skill. Quality over Quantity we say, just ask Murphy[Wanker]. The Wankers have branched around Battle.Net having members in WCIII (FT) and of course SC (BW). No one can tell what is in store for the wankers in the near future or what it may come to be in many years down the road, but with the skill and commitment within the clan we will be a clan not soon forgotten in Battle.Net history.
Written by: David J Collings (Leader/Founder)
Last Updated: Feb 29 2004
