Rant Section

Want me to punchisize your face for free?

- So here I am sitting at home, the day before thanksgiving thinking....why am I sitting at home? Because I am too lazy to walk out to my car. Under usual circumstances my car would be right outside the side door, easy access for me. But my brother is back in town which is great, but with him come certain "others". They park in the driveway, they eat my food, they drink my Dr. Pepper, sit in my chair and generally unleash mass chaos on my normally routine life. One thing that I don't understand is when I was smaller they made fun of me because I was smaller than they were. Now that I am bigger than they are, they still keep to their old ways. Then they started talking about their lives and I realized that I wasn't so bad off as I thought I was at first. I'm going places in life...like out. Not sitting behind a computer paling my skin and realizing that I can use my laptop to get other people's wireless internet while I drive to one of my only friends houses, as was proven by one of the aforementioned characters. Ha, speaking of going places I got my acceptance letter to Texas Tech today. I don't think I will end up there unless hell freezes over and I'm all out of ice picks. Now I'm leaving.

I have hit that wall where you suddenly realize that everyone around you is a moron.

- I don't really know what to write about right now. I guess I could go off on the Tahoe for awhile, but for the moment she is in my good graces. I even bought some new tire shine and wheel polish for her today. One thing that will never cease to make me hate the world is people that pull out in front of me and refuse to drive the speed limit. Although it is mainly old people, I am finding more and more often that it is a girl on her phone. I have always refused to believe that outlawing phones while driving makes any sense whatsoever, but lately with the growing number of female drivers......on phones.....my mind is changing. I am waiting for acceptance letters from all of the colleges I have applied to. Fortunately the registrars office at Creek took absolutely forever to send in my transcript so I missed early application because once again I was forced to rely upon someone else to get the job done. Speaking of jobs, Outback sucks. I plan on slipping and falling and suing the place for millions sometime soon, but for now I am stuck being the Outback slave. Maybe I will quit after the holidays...maybe I won't go to college, but rather spend the rest of my life crawling up the ladder sucking the managers butt like the majority of the waiters there. Sometimes I just want to scream out loud questioning how bad you have to fail at life to work at Outback for 5 years. On second thought I just opened some tip share envelopes and answered my own question. Money is money is money is money. The most honest quote I have ever heard was one that said "Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness doesn't have it." How true is that? Anyone who can't buy happiness is making foolish purchases. If you have some money and you don't think that it can buy you happiness then you don't deserve your money. Just give it to me and make me happier.