' She's Got Legs ' Stacy Keibler : Thank You, Thank You…all..Allrighty then finaly the first SmackDown card is up and lets see her ahhh yes mt first match i will be competeting in here it should be somewhat interesting.. A Divas battle royal? Wow!! Impressive. I guess Mr.McMahon knows the Diva talent when he sees it..But then come this week on Smackdown i have a chance to prove to the Divas who think im a dtz and who think im a dumb blonde just what i am really made up of. Well i knew that Stephanie would make it here sooner or later and then well she was followed by that red headed ahhh let me be nice for a moment of course you all knew what i was gonna say so i meant to say piece of trash..Before i go any farther wow!*shows off legs*I mean I know you are excited that I am here, I mean who wouldn’t I mean look at this body…but back to the real reason why I am out here, as you all know I havn't really been involved with the WWE like I should be, but I thought about it and well now I am ready to get what I want sooner or later. Now lets see where do i start where do i start. Let me see i think im gonna work from the bottom and them go up to the top. Well this women is really or has gotta be the worse wrestler i have ever seen in my life. Stephanie McMahon. The bratty Diva who thinks she is still so Dominant..Uh yeah right.. Stephanie sucks we all know it. She even knows it. And she ran her mouth about me..How dare her. And how dare such a women of low class. Week after week she says not to mess with a McMahon well who cares like im gonna listen to that trampy bitch! Stephanie you have alot to learn about the wrestling business hun. It is not all about showing off your clevage or showing how big of a baby you are all right!! Not only that once i get my hands on you i am going to rip your hair straight out of your head! you think im joking well just wait. Oh gosh enough on you your so boring no matter what anyone says about you! *fans cheer* Okay now Trish Stratus. The Stratusfaction Queen. Your days are soon to be over your days are going to be numbered!! And you know why Well Stacy is here there is no escaping my wrath! Stratusfaction. What a laugh! You never were that great! I dont see what the point of you even showing up is. your just like Stephanie a little girl who tries to get things handed to her on a silver platter. And rest my case you wont have that happen!Now what New York City wants New York City will get and i dont think they wanna see your nasty ass prancing around here showing off your big tits to this whole entire crowd... Trish your not at all funny and i dont find you to be amusing! I mean you havnt even done your debut here in the WWE are you really that damn scared out of your mind? Well you must be! you should be and you will be! I am making an impact here in the WWE not quickly but very slowly and this is just one step closer to me getting what i want which is the Women's title! Torrie Wilson like i said before we used to be friends but not no more!!*laughs*You possibly think that i ever liked you? Yeah right! Looks lke your going to have your hands ful play boy cover women! you must think your some type of superhero the way that you act around here thinking that everyone likes you.Well you have one less person that dosnt! I hope your satisfied! Because i know i am. And with the results of this match i will win it!! Molly Holly! your a virgin yeah thats nice to know like anyone really wanted to know that to begin with. Ohhh im sorry for bursting your bubble! Maybe all of you women are just the same!! See unlike all of you i have the most nicest set or pair of legs a girl could ask for.. I mean my leg ar like 41 inches long ok...Molly you dont know who your dealing with when you run your mouth about me so just watch it!! Take that as a warning from me Ms.Keibler! Last but not least that little witch Lita! Yeah that red headed balloon! Lita you think your all that because you were with the Hardyz in the past and becuz you were Matt Hardyz girlfriend..Well i give you props on that. But this is the WWE NEW AGE and i dont think we will ever see that again and i think that it personally made me cringe it made me sick! I mean not that i was jealous becuz i wasnt!! Anyway girls get ready because your going to need all the help you can get!Thankyou now hit my music!