Okay, so I was sitting here on my computer, reading web pages created by whiny bitches, when suddenly a thought occurred to me: I could be one of those whiny bitches! Naturally, the thing to do was create a web page. Who knows--maybe someday an individual that is not myself will give two shits (and possibly three!)?
Anyway, I don't know what I'll be writing about. I constantly have interesting things just whirring through my brain, nagging me to put them on the internet. I use 'interesting' loosely here. Soon enough, you will replace 'interesting' with 'grotesque,' 'raunchy,' 'disgusting,' and/or 'havingjustreadthat,i'dmuchliketokillmyself' in your respective vocabularies. Meanwhile, I'll just be cackling to myself, typing away, randomly tossing African frogs into the blender I keep next to my computer, always running. Frogs aren't shit compared to what else has been in there (i.e. carbonated water, milk and other mixing agents!!!!). So read on and enjoy.. if you think you see a naked man with a video camera suspended from your window, upside-down while vigorously masturbating, you actually did NOT see this take place. If you are convinced you did, you'll be seeing that man again, in your house and in your dreams!! AHA don't fuck around, little man!